Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 characters. I also do not own the Laguna Beach cast!
Author's Note: In case you are wondering, it is true I have added some Kingdom Hearts 2 characters and info( such as scenes and the prospect of Nobodies), but remember, it's my parody! I just wanna write yet another funny story! OH, and Stephen(which is Sora) is kinda stupid. Whoever read the first chapter...ya know what I mean!
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Traverse Town
Stephen: zzz...zzzzz
Pluto-(sniff, sniff... lick)
Stephen- five more minutes...zzz...zzzz
Pluto- WAKE UP, DAMMIT!
Stephen- huh?
Pluto stares at him innnocently while panting.
Stephen- where...am I?
Stephen looks at the dog.
Stephen-do you, like, know where we are?
Pluto runs away!
Stephen- HEY, DAWG! I,LIKE, ASKED YOU A FRIGGIN' QUESTION! COME BACK HERE!
Stephen walks down the alley where he realizes that he is in a different world.
Stephen- Sweet! I' m, like, in a different world! Now to check out the ladies...
Stephen feels a kick from inside his crotch.
Stephen- DAMMIT, WOMAN! THAT,LIKE, HURT LIKE HELL!
1 hour later...
Stephen- Oh my god! It's, like. those things that...um...IT'S THOSE THINGS!
Heartless gang up on him. Stephen gets his Keyblade out and starts to hit...sorta.
Stephen- HI-YAH! LIKE, TAKE THAT, YOU...THING-A-ZOID!
Stephen opens his eyes and realizes that he didn't hit any heartless.
Stephen- Damn it! Well, there's only one thing to do...RUN!
Stephen runs like a little girl back to where he first started.
Sometime later...
Stephen- Doo dee doo doo dee doo...
Mysterious Person- Dude, if you hold that thing, you will, like, be chased down by these little midgets in black costumes! So I suggest you give it to me!
Stephen- My keyblade? Hellz no! I can, like, do pretty awesome, totally radical moves with this thing!
Mysterious Person- well, then...we'll see. LET'S FIGHT!
(BATTLE MUSIC THEME PLAYS)
Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street!
can you tell me...
Mysterious Person- HEY! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS! IT'S, LIKE, THE WRONG THEME MUSIC!
Sound Designer- S-sorry! I'll put in the right one!
(REAL theme music plays)
Mysterious Person- Now...we fight!
The mysterious person starts off by shooting fire bolts from his sword, then starts to slash at Stephen
Stephen- Hey! Like, no fair!
Stephen then starts to wave his keyblade freely to his oppenent until he gives up, so he throws the keyblade on the floor and starts doing some fake karate moves.
stephen speaks fake chinese
Mysterious Person- WTF!
Stephen- DOMO ARIGATO...UHHH...speaks more fake chinese
The Mysterious Person has no choice but he kicked Stephen in his crotch, and Stephen felt another kick from the inside of his crotch.
Stephen- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mysterious Person- hey, uh...
Stephen- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mysterious Person- dude, uh...
Stephen- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, like,AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mysterious Person- DUDE! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FAINT!
Stephen- Oh, sorry!
Stephen falls back to the floor and faints.
Alex- You've been to hard on this dude, Squall.
Squall...?- DAMMIT, WOMAN! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, MY NAME IS LEON! NOT SQUALL! LEON!
Leon faints to the floor...so Alex was forced to carry the two back to her hotel room...
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Stephen- (yawn...)
Alex- wake up, you lazy bum!
Stephen- K-k-ristin?
Alex- DO I LOOK LIKE THAT WHORE TO YOU? I'M THE GREAT NINJA ALEX!
Stephen- hey! Did ya know Jessica is pissed at you cuz' you are flirting with Jason?
Alex- Who cares about her? Anyways, you and, like, Squall fainted!
Leon wakes up and glares at Alex
Leon- DAMMIT! IT'S LEON!
Leon goes back to sleep