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Dysfunctional Family
Chapter 2: Rolling Pins and Meatloaf
It had been about ten hours since the corner incident. The new 'family' was in the living room. Hinata was explaining to Gaara that all those teddy bears would ruin his supper, and Itachi sat on the couch thinking.
Hinata got up to leave the room at one point, and Gaara glared at Itachi. Then Itachi heard a low sound from it. "Did you just growl at me?" he asked Gaara. The boy simply smiled and blinked innocently at Hinata as she returned to the room with a book. As she put it on the book shelf Itachi said, "I don't think he likes me that much."
"Why whatever would give you that impression?" she asked not turning around. Gaara growled again, lowly so Hinata wouldn't hear.
Itachi shook his head as she turned around and said, "I have no idea what I was thinking," sarcastically.
She frowned at him and replied, "I'm going to go cook. How does meatloaf sound?"
Itachi nodded, backing away from Gaara. The boy just smiled and said, "Anything you make will be good; you're the best cook ever, Mommy."
She smiled and said, "Be nice you two." Then she left the room. Gaara dropped his fake innocence and smiled evilly at Itachi.
"Holy shit," he said backing up against the wall, "HINATA! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH IT-UH-HIM!"
She ducked her head through the door way and smiled at Gaara who had dropped to the floor and rolled onto his back smiling. "But, it'll be a great chance to bond."
"Hi mommy," Gaara said sweetly smiling.
"DON'T YOU ACT ALL INNOCENT! CAN'T YOU SEE THROUGH HIS LIE! HINATA, ARE YOU LISTENING!" Itachi screamed his wife who was now smiling and waving at Gaara. "Of course Dear," she said absently. Gaara waved back at her happily. Itachi just twitched. It was all he could do and it really scared him. Hinata then left the room saying, "I'm going to go finish dinner now."
Gaara then dropped his act and turned towards Itachi, smiling.
"Great, I can just see the headlines now. Twenty-five year old super ninja killed by a six year old possessed thing," The Uchiha sighed.
Gaara smiled at him and dropped to the floor crying and screaming, "Momma! Daddy keeps calling me possessed and saying ugly words towards me!"
At this point Hinata came running into the living room with a rolling pin.
"Dammit." The Uchiha began to run around the living room in fear.
"ITACHI, COME BACK HERE AND APPOLOGIZE!"
Gaara clapped his hands happily behind his 'mommy'.
"I DIDN'T DO IT!"
"Say you're sorry!"
"Fine, I'm sorry," he said pouting.
"It's not your fault you're an idiot," Gaara said smiling.
"See? Hinata!"
"Gaara, that wasn't nice. You need to apologize." Hinata scolded.
"I'm sorry, Itachi," he said bowing slightly.
"Thank you Gaara," she said.
"Anything for you, Mommy."
"Is everyone happy?" she asked. Gaara nodded, but Itachi suddenly yelled, "I'M NOT! He keeps getting me in trouble and I didn't do anything."
"LIES! LIES!" Gaara yelled. Itachi was about to protest when Hinata went psycho on them again, "THAT'S ENOUGH, BOTH OF YOU! Come to the table and eat! Dinner is ready!" The she stormed into the kitchen.
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Dinner was nice enough. Afterwards Hinata cleaned up the kitchen and Itachi showed Gaara to a spare room that would be his.
"I don't sleep, Itachi," he said evilly to the man.
"Why?" he sighed.
Gaara grinned evilly, "Because, the demon will get out and rip you two limb from limb."
The man ran put of the room screaming, "Hinata!"
"She turned around as her husband entered the kitchen and latched on to her protectively. Gaara came in and smirked at him. He latched onto Hinata's leg and smiled.
"What is it Itachi?" she asked.
He looked at the boy's fake innocence and frowned.
"Nothing," he mumbled.
And he slumped out of the kitchen leaving a confused wife and smirking Gaara.
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-Later