Chapter 2: Music Time with A-Ri
Alex is laying across my bed going through the music library on my laptop as I do my hair in the bathroom(Even though I'm supposed to be working on another story.)
Alex Muse: "IT'S YOUNG KHALIFA MAN, TAYLOR GANG OR DIE, YEAH!" SHE'S MY WEED ROLLER AND WHEN I'M WIT HER GUARANTEE I'M NEVER SOBER- (In sexy autotune voice singing Wiz Khalifa's Weed Roller)
Me: "Alex, what you know about that?"
Alex Muse: "What? Wiz is the man. I know all of his songs!"
Me: "Oh, really do you now? Name five of his songs right now besides this one."
Alex Muse: "This Plane, Black and Yellow, Sky High, When I'm Gone and Roll Up
(He said proudly smiling)
Me: "And which of the following do you agree was his best?"
Alex Muse: "This Plane."
Me: "You know my music my friend."
Alex Muse: "Oh, wait a minute! You got my song."
(Turns on Trey Songz' Love Faces)
"DON'T IT FEEL GOOD WHEN I TOUCH ON IT, WOULDN'T BE NICE IF ALL NIGHT I WAS IN YOU, COME KISS ME, COME WIT ME DOWN THE HALL TO MY BEDROOM TONIGHT WE'LL BE MAKING LOVE FACES!"(Alex comes up to me and grabs me)
Me: "Wow, Alex! Dont sing that around me. I have a boyfriend and I'd like to keep him."
Alex Muse: You should really do a song-fic with me and Naomi on this one."
Me: "Give me one reason why I should support your sick little fetish, A-Ri?"
Alex Muse: "Sick little fetish. Come on Michelle, you know you can't resist all this 'in action'."
(He pulls up his shirt)
Me: "Dammit. You got me."
(Just then my Naomi Muse pops up unannounced)
Naomi Muse: "Oh girl that's my song!" (Starts grinding against Alex)
Me: "Don't you mess around and get pregnant, girl."
Alex Muse: "This is a baby making song, Michelle."
Naomi Muse: "He's right, but he could never handle all of this."
Alex Muse: "Oh really now Naomi, I seemed to handle it pretty well last night."
Me: "Well, hun I think he's got you!"
Naomi Muse: (Stalks off angrily)
Alex Muse: "Damn, I love music!"