Tea Time with Crowley

Answer to some reviews:

edboy4926: Yes, there's a chance for the meeting of both Gabriels. But I'll do it later. About Castiel, his power level is a Seraph. Though it can change if I decide to uses Godstiel.

AJ: Sorry, but no music in my story. I don't know a right music for a certain part.

Jon: I like the ideas. I'll save it for later.

Blinded in a bolthole: I will see what I can do with them.

Inside the Occult Research Club room, Rias and her peerage is having a tea with a guest. The guest is a middle-age man with mustache and beard. He wears a black business suit with black trench coat and black leather shoes.

How they having a tea with the guest is like this:

Few minutes earlier...

At the club room, Rias was discussing about what will they do. Suddenly, Sona come inside the room.

"Excuse me, Rias. I have something to tell you." Said Sona.

"What is it?" Ask Rias.

"There's a guest wants to have a meeting with Occult Research Club." Inform Sona.

"A guest? Well, I am not in a mood to receive one. So can you please go to him...or her and tell the guest to come another time?"

"Normally, I am going to do it. However, this guest. He...how can I put it? Has an aura so dark that it makes me and my peerage uncomfortable."

The members of Rias' peerage – who before that decide not to pay any attention – turn their attention to Sona.

"An aura so dark that it makes devils uncomfortable? Prez, isn't that-"

"Yes, Issei. The darker the aura is the more comfortable the devil is, sometimes even feels enjoyment. But for this one." Replied Rias as she think about.

"So, what should we do with the guest?" Ask Kiba.

"I guess we should accept him. I want to know more about the guest. Sona, you can tell him to come inside." Said Rias.

But before Sona can goes to the guest, the room shakes. Then, out of nowhere, a a dark red cloud appears at the middle of the room. The room shakes even more, causing the devils to hold on. After a few seconds, the cloud disappear, replaced by the guest. He then begin to speak.

"Hello, boys."

After the "great" entry, Rias decided to serve some tea to the guest. The guest accept it with pleasure. For the first few minutes, they did nothing but having tea. Now, it's time for the talk.

"Now sir, may I know to whom I spoke?" Said Rias.

"Ahh, what a polite lady. Of course, I will tell you." The guest then put the cup on the table. "My name is Crowley. I am the King of Hell."

To say that the devils are surprised is an understatement; Koneko restrain herself from jumping off the sofa, Kiba accidentally summons one of his sword, Xenovia's eyes becomes as wide as – perhaps more than – a saucer, Gasper hides in a box, Asia take a cover behind the sofa, Akeno drops her cup, Issei spit out his tea, and Rias is the least, being able to show only a surprised emotion.

Crowley looks at the reactions with a amusement. Ever since he arrived at this world, he ordered the lower demons to gather as many information as they can. The result is...bizarre to say at least. When he found out that one of the devil is at Kuoh Academy, he decided to have a meeting with them.

"Excuse me, but did I hear you said that you're 'the King of Hell'?" Ask Rias with disbelieved tone.

"The one who rule Hell." Replied Crowley.

"That's impossible! Hell is ruled by the Four Great Satans, not King." Said Akeno.

"Wrong, Ms. Big Tits." Crowley can see that his words makes Akeno uncomfortable, which is what he want. "The Four Great Satans rule the Underworld. I rules the Hell."

"Those two words are different?" Ask Kiba.

"Yes, they're different, Mr. Gentleman-but-Actually-Lecherous." Replied Crowley.

Once again, another devil becomes uncomfortable. Rias shows face of dislike because of how Crowley identify her peerage that while (maybe) true, is inappropriate.

"OK, let's forget about that for now. What do you want with this meeting, Mr. Crowley?" Said Rias.

"Straightforward. I like that kind of type, Beauty." Crowley see that his words makes Issei grimaced, much to his pleasure. "I know that your brother is...Lucifer. Because I don't know where he is and have a lot more important business that finding him, I want you to deliver my words to him or act as his representative. Which one is up to you."

"So what is it?" Ask Asia who finally have a courage.

"Simple. I want you to stay away from my demons and our business. You shall not interfere and I will do the same. Also, you better prepare yourself if you suddenly find something new. Think about it, two beings of darkness who supposed to be friends fight each other. You can prevent it by agreeing with me."

Rias put her hand on her chin while she's thinking. This "King of Hell", Crowley, basically ask her to tell the other devils to not interfere with him and his "demons". While she has no idea about him and the demons, she can assume that they have only a little difference with the devils. She means, that people sometimes said that devils and demons, hell and underworld, are a very same things. So chances for a big difference is really small. Also, being able to prevent the fight, as Crowley put it, sounds good.

How wrong she is.

"I guess most of them will agree. Though I must tell you that some devils do not like it when another being except those affiliated with the Three Factions enter the fray." Explain Rias.

"Excellent. That is enough for me. Now, we must seal the deal." Said Crowley as he stand up and walks near the window.

Rias, while confused, decide to do the same and stand near the window.

"How do you want to seal the deal? Signature? Blood oath?" Suggest Rias.

"Nope. We seal it with a kiss." Replied Crowley.

Before anyone can react, Crowley immediately kiss Rias on the lips. At his right hand, he uses his phone to take a selfie. Crowley then end the kiss, and he can see that everyone in the room show a shocked face.

"Why you take a selfie of what we do?!" Demand Rias with a justified anger.

"Why you use the tongue?" Retort Crowley with sly smile. He can see that there's a blush on Rias' face.

Then, Crowley can feels a negative emotion; jealousy. When he see the source, he see that it's Issei.

"Why?! Why you have a kiss with Prez?!" Exclaim Issei.

"You mean this?" Ask Crowley back as he shows the selfie.

The selfie shows him and Rias kissing. However, because of the scenery outside the window and the reflection of sunlight, the selfie becomes more...romantic. This makes Issei becomes more jealous. And Crowley likes it.

"Yes, that! I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN KISS THE PREZ, NOT YOU, THE SO-CALLED KING OF HELL!"

Crowley let out a chuckle. Then, he remembers that there's something he and his demons must do. So, Crowley decided to end the entertainment.

"In that case, how about I give you this as compensation?" Ask Crowley as he took out a magazine.

When Issei look at the magazine, his eyes become wide. At the cover is a naked, smoking hot blonde woman doing a sexy pose. It took him less than a second to know that is a porn magazine.

"I...I...I think you can have that kiss." Said Issei as he looks at the magazine with a lustful eyes. The rest of the devils facepalm at the sight.

Crowley reply it by giving Issei the magazine. Issei took it with excitement. Crowley then teleport away.

"Hey, did Mr. Crowley just leave the place without using magic?" Ask Xenovia.

"Maybe because he's a demon." Suggest Akeno.

At an office, there are five humanoid beings; two humans, one angels, and two demons. Sam and Dean are reading a book while Castiel is trying to beat a demon in a game of chess. The other demon decide to just watch the match.

Suddenly, Crowley appears in the office. The Winchesters and Castiel look at him while the demons stand up and shows respect.

"Hello, boys. I have good news and bad news." Inform Crowley.

"Great. Tell us what is it so that we can go." Said Dean.

Crowley ignore Dean and say the news. "The good news is that the devils will leave us, the demons, alone and we can do what we want."

The demons show a happy face while the humans and angel give a confused look.

"How's that a good news?" Ask Sam.

"I am about to go to that point. My good news is your bad news." Said Crowley with smug tone.

"So, that's it?" Ask Castiel.

"Yes, Cass. That's it. Now shoo!"

Crowley then apported Sam, Dean, and Castiel by snapping his fingers. He then turn his attention to the demon duo.

"Now both of you, go and tell the other demons to get ready! We're going to create another Hell in this world." Order Crowley. He then let out a smile.

And this chapter is complete.

This is my ideas for the next chapter:

- The Occult Research Club is hunting a stray devil, but they also meet Sam, Dean, Bobby Singer, and Castiel, who also hunt the devil

- SPN Angels fight DxD Fallen Angels...with a twist

- Tell me your idea

If you have question or suggestion, feel free to tell me.

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