A/N: Okay thanks to all who reviewed! And now I present you the next chapter! Oh and every other chapter POV is going to switch from Erek and Maria. Oh p.s. Daniel is Mr. King.

Disclaimer: opps forgot to do one on the last chapter! Umm well I do not own Animorphs duh!

Maria's insane and slightly hysterical novel

Chapter two: Pizza hut and WWII

(Erek's POV)

It was a normal Sunday afternoon. Which is insanely odd because normally we would be- well as Rachel would say "kicking Yeerk butt". But nope the Animorphs were over at my house so I could help them study for our history test in school. (and of coarse I didn't have to study).

"Okay Jake now please tell me, what was the big concentration camp in Poland called? And no it was not Pizza hut!" I said.

"I love Pizza. Umm wasn't it like Ash-Swiss?" Asked Jake with a perplexed look on his face.

"No Auschwitz. Not Ash-Swiss!" I sighed. This was going to be a long day.

"Hey where's Maria? We need her help, I mean no offence Erek, but there's four of us and one of you!" Rachel said.

"uh well I don't think that would be such a good idea." I said, thinking about Maria and how she could make someone go deaf with her shouting.

"Why?" asked Marco.

"Okay lets pretend I'm Maria". "Erek! I can't believe you are friends with these so called Animorphs! Sure they can fight off Yeerks, but no they don't even know who Winston Churchill is!" I said in a very high pitched annoying Maria-ish voice.

" I see your point" chuckled Cassie.

"Yeah but were is she anyways? I mean like, whose she living with?" asked Jake.

"Oh. Unfortunately the queen bee is posing as my long lost cousin who's parents died in a car crash and her only relatives that would take her in are unfortunately Daniel and I" I said.

'Oh"

Just then Maria walked in.

"EREK! I JUST CLEANED THIS ROOM UP AN HOUR AGO AND I COME BACK IN AND WHAT DO I SEE!? YOU TRASHED IT AGAIN!" Maria screamed.

I looked around. I guess the living room did look a little bit messy.

"Sorry I'm just helping the Animorphs study for our history test tomorrow." I explained.

Maria glared at me with her evil laser eyes then said; "Prove it"

"Prove it? Prove it? Shesh take a chill pill!" said Rachel.

"Oh! I'll prove it!" said Jake. "One of the biggest death camps in world war II was called Auschwitz. Take note, not Ash-Swiss!"

"Auschwitz? As in the camp from world war II?" Maria croaked.

"Oh no! Now I'm done for, I should have told everyone that world war II is a touchy subject for her. Here it comes" I thought.

I waited for her to start screaming at me.

But suddenly instead of screaming, Maria quickly turned away and started running up the stairs to her room.

"Yeah we showed her!" Marco said.

I gulped.

I must have looked worried because just then Cassie said; "What's wrong Erek? You look like you just swallowed a fly"

Everyone stared at me like I was about to barf at any moment.

"Well it's just that she didn't scream at me. And well World War II is a bad subject to bring up around Maria" I said.

"So?" Jake said.

"Well if she doesn't scream at me it usually means, that she is dying or something really upset her. And personally I do not want to get into any more trouble" I said.

"Oh! Why would she get upset over something in World War II?" asked Cassie.

"Long story…" I said shaking my head.

"I'm going to see if she's all right" Cassie said.

"Here" I said as I handed Cassie a bat.

"What's this for? Chee can't be violent" She asked.

"Yes I know, but I bet she will throw some not so very nice words at you" I said.