Day One

Me: This book's great!!

flamma09: Do you think that Scout and Dill would marry?

Me: Dunno.

flamma09: Is Jem that hot?

Me: Dunno.

flamma09: Does Dill love Scout?

Me: Dunno.

flamma09: Can't you say anything but dunno?

Me: Try asking again.

flamma09: Why is it that Scout is named Scout if her full name is Jean Louise?

Me: Dunno.

flamma09: AAAAAAARRGH!!!!!

Homer Simpson: Hey, what'cha doing?

Me: Reading a book entitled "To Kill A Mockingbird" by Harper Lee. It's a pretty good book next to Lois Lowry's "The Giver". (everything goes dark) Homer, can you get your disturbing fat out of the way? It's blocking my light.

Homer: My fat isn't disturbing!!! (more fat starts to get out of his pants) Shush, you're disturbing us. (to the fat)

Camera man: Ehem!!! Ehem!!!

Me: (looks to camera man) You're starting to cough. Take some Strepsils. (hands Strepsils)

Camera man: I'm not coughin'!!! We're rolling, remember??

Me: Oh. Oh, oh, oh, OH!!!! (throws book away)

flamma09: (starts chasing after the book) NO!!!! IT'S SACRED!!!!!

Me: Okay, I think it's time we wake up our housemates. (turns on speaker and camera and the housmates are sleeping) Ehem. Ehem!!! EHEM!!!!

Azula: Oh for the love of Agni, we're trying to sleep here!!! Can't you cure your cough with Strepsils?!!!

Me: (someone hands Strepsils and takes it in angrily) Wake. Up.

Sokka: Five more hours...

Me: WAKE UP!!!!!

Everybody: (wakes up)(alarmed) YES SIR!!!!

Me: It's MA'AM!!!!

Everybody: MA'AM!!!! (marches off to the bathroom)

Breakfast...

Mai: So, what's for breakfast?

Cabbage Man: (cooking something and faces them) CABBAGES!!!! (happily)

Sokka: I am going to be sick... (runs to the bathroom)

Ty Lee: Aaw... but I have no interest in cabbages. Can't you cook anything else?

Cabbage Man: Nope.

Everybody: NOOOOOO!!!!!

After breakfast...

(Cabbage Man tells about his cabbages while our housmates are practically bored)

Toph: Let's nominate him for eviction.

Sokka: I agree.

Aang: Why can't you just steal his cabbages?

Katara: Why?

Aang: Because he technically loves his cabbages, watch. (approaches Cabbage Man) Hello, may I (holds out his index and tall fingers and wiggles them like in quotation marks) steal your cabbages?

Cabbage Man: Sure I'd be glad to-- you aren't going to fool me, Avatar.

Aang: RUN!!!! (steals cabbage)

Cabbage Man: I've been with that cabbage since I was born!!! (whimpers)

Flashback

Baby Cabbage Man: (crying)

His Mom: (settles cabbage with a diaper in his crib)

Baby Cabbage Man: (happily hugs the cabbage)

End Flashback

Cabbage Man: And we went disco!

Flashback

(Cabbage Man dances with cabbage)

End Flashback

Jet: There was disco back then?

Cabbage Man: Oh yes.

DINGDONG!!!! (plasma TV screen shows something)

Iroh: Oh Zuko, you're needed in the confession room.

Zuko: Fine. (does so)

Me: Welcome, Zuko. Your first task will be contained in that little card over there.

Zuko: (sees the little card and gets it)

Me: Please read it to your housemates

Zuko: (leaves the room)

Katara: What happened?

Zuko: Our first task is (clears throat) read the book "The Giver" by Lois Lowry within two days.

Sokka: NOOO!!!!!

Azula: So, what happens in two days, Zuzu?

Zuko: Stop calling me that!!!! And I don't know.

Jet: Well, we better start reading. Say, where are the books?

Me: Ahem, they're in the storage room.

Katara: Okay. (gets the books in the storage room) Here, shoot your eyes out. (throws each one a book)

1.36 seconds later...

Iroh: Say, Zuko, what chapter are you in now?

Zuko: I've finished it, Uncle. How about you, what chapter are you in now?

Iroh: This book is nothing more than hot leaf juice!!!

Zuko: Uncle, you've been reading it upside down. (turns the book around) Besides, that's tea not book.

Iroh: (scowls)

Aang: Jet, what chapter are you in now?

Jet: Chapter ten.

Ty Lee: Mai, what's this word?

Mai: It's 'release'.

Ty Lee: What does it mean?

Mai: (grunts)

Katara: Sokka, you've been reading that chapter three again and again!

Sokka: I like this chapter!!!!

Katara: Really, what'd you like about that chapter anyway?

Sokka: I like Jonas' dream. That's all. (short silence) OH JONAS!!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH FIONA?!!!!!!

Foaming Mouth Guy: (reads for a while. He starts to foam his mouth and faints)

Cabbage Man: There's nothing in this book that is about cabbages!!!! It's always Jonas this, Jonas that!!!!

Azula: Shut up or I'll stick your cabbages into your lungs!

Cabbage Man: (keeps quiet)

Meanwhile...

Me: So, got any three's?

flamma09: Nope, go fish. Homer, do you have any A's?

Homer: Uh...no? (lies but has an A in the group)

flamma09: You're supposed to say "go fish"!

Homer: Well, who cares?? Go fish my butt!

flamma09: WHAT???!!!!!!

Homer: Uh-oh. (flamma09 lunges towards Homer and gets in a cat fight)

Camera man: EHEM!!!!!

Me: You know, you should do something about that cough. Strepsils?

Camera man: AAAAAARRRRRGHH!!!! WE'RE ON AIR!!!!!!

Me: Oh. Well, hello again. Wazzup?

Toph: (stomps in the confession room holding "The Giver" book) Is this some kind of sick joke??!!!!!!!

Me: We're not jokin', Toph.

Toph: I mean that I can't read!!!! You know why??!!!!

Homer: You're not educated?

Toph: NO!!!! I'M BLIND!!!!!!!

flamma09: So that's why they call you (poses) The Blind Bandit.

Me: Shut the fuss. Fine, go to Katara and ask her to read the story for you. Okay?

Toph: Okay. (marches off)

Me: Now, for my next assignment...

DINGDONG!!!!

Ty Lee: Mai, you're needed in the confession room.

Mai: (sarcastically) Oh joy. (does so)

Me: Mai. I was expecting you.

Mai: Yes, you told me so.

Me: So you're smarter than the host now, eh?!!!!! You're not the host!!!! I AM!!!!!!

Mai: (whole body is on the chair now and shaking) Okay... what?

Me: Your next task is there on the card.

Mai: (gets card and leaves)

Outside...

Azula: So, were you forced evicted?

Mai: Unfortunately, no. She gave us our next task.

Sokka: You mean the host is a girl???

Toph: Yeah, where was your head a long time ago???

Sokka: He sounded like a boy to me.

Jet: Wait, you mean, we have a next task when our previous task isn't finished yet???

Katara: Guess so.

Mai: (reading the letter) Your next task will be a Shipping Poll.

Sokka: (trying to be funny) A Shipping Poll!!!! You mean we'll get in a ship and put it in the pool??!!!!

Aang: Hahahahahahahah---wait, that ain't funny!!

Ty Lee: A Shipping Poll is a poll about the pairings. What pairing the poeple like best, la di da.

Iroh: Child, how do you know these stuff?

Ty Lee: Let's say I spend my free time doing something conservative. (Ty Lee thinking about her free time which is surf the internet 24/7)

Me: Exactly! The readers will pick the most suitable shipping and when a certain shipping wins, they'll be free from the rule of PDA or Public Display of Affection.

Katara: Wait, we don't have a rule like that!

Me: Fine, Rule no. 8, no Public Display of Affection or PDA.

Ty Lee: (pouts and thinks about making out with Sokka)

Me: The pairings include:

Kataang- KataraxAang

Taang- TophxAang

Zutara- ZukoxKatara

Maiko- MaixZuko

Tokka- TophxSokka

Ty Lokka- Ty LeexSokka

Jetara- JetxKatara

Voting is now opened!!! And please, be honest.

Aang: (looks dreamily at Katara) (thinking) I'm sure Kataang will win...

Mai: (thinking) FINALLY!!!!! A pairing of me and the man of my dreams, Zuko!!!! But wait, I have an enemy. I must kill Katara before they vote for Zutara! I must end this shipping immediately!!!!!!

Ty Lee: (thinking) Ty Lokka will definitely win!!!

Jet: (thinking) KATARA!!!!!

Katara: I-I-I'M PAIRED TO EVERY GUY?!!!!!

Sokka: Well, not every. But be glad that you're not paired with Foaming Mouth Guy or Cabbage Man. And I'm going to kill Zuko if he lays one hair on you!!!! (looks at screen again) WHAT?!!!!! I'M PAIRED WITH TOPH??!!!!!

Toph: EEEWW!!!!! Get away from me, meathead!!!!!

Ty Lee: TY LOKKA!!!! TY LOKKA!!!!! TY LOKKA!!!!!

Sokka: STOP THAT!!!!

Azula: And did you know, blind girl, that you're paired with your little student too?

Toph: WHAT?!!!! Get away from me, Twinkle Toes!!!!!

Cabbage Man: What?! Where's the shipping of me and my cabbage??!!!!

Foaming Mouth Guy: AVATAR!!!! AVATAR!!!! (mouth starts foaming and faints again)

Me: Well, vote away guys!!! And let's just leave them there to rant and things. Well, hope you review and don't forget to vote for the Shipping Poll. Good Day!!!