Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto! -sobs- It's so sad!!
A/N:WOOT!! Too much music inspired me to do this!! Also I spent 5 whole hours with Satori-chan talking about the crack couples SasuKona and NaruKona! XD OMG That would be a good story to write!
Konata:Go for it! X3
Naruko:Thanks!!
Konata:No prob!
Sasuke:They're two peas in a pod
Naruto:Yep. They're so much alike...it's scary!
Naruko:Oi! Sasuke and Naruto! Introduce the story for me
Sasuke:I'll do it... :reads from script: Okay here's the new chapter! On with the story!
Naruto: O.O; You did that too well Sasuke.
Sasuke:No duh! I hang around you two too much! Now on with the story.
Chapter 2:Where in the World is Naruko Uchimaki?!
"Sasuke...you're..."
"Go ahead...laugh your ass off"
A moment of silence occured...except the quick giggles heard from Naruko every now and then. Yeah,she will need to shut up fast before she have to learn how to pull 2 kunai knifes from her ass.
"Sasuke...you're...cute!!" Naruto said. Naruko had a nosebleed and hit the ground,Sasuke looked at Naruto still not understanding what he said.
"Thank you...wait WHAT?!" Sasuke screamed. No it wasn't a Sasuke-type angry scream,no dear fans...this is the girly Oh-my-gosh-a-pervert-is-watching-me type scream.
"Oh my GOSH Sasuke! You have some vocal cords!" Naruko said (the best she could) between giggles. Okay,she didn't care now...she don't care how Sasuke will kill her after this...OOC Sasuke was rare! Yep she should soooo win an award for this.
"Shut up Naruko!!" Sasuke said. His pika ears twitched. Which made Naruko laugh even harder...which made Sasuke more madder...and Naruto was watching this like it was a movie or something.
"Okay! I promised you a free day so I'm going somewhere! Bye PikaSasu!!" She annouced as she ran out the door.
"I hate her with the burning passion of my heart..."
"Sasuke-teme! Did you forget we have training today?" Naruto said patting Sasuke on the back.
"No I didn't..."
"Man Sasuke...even when you're a cute fluffy neko you're still an ass,you know that?"
"Quit saying I'm cute!! I don't do cute!!" Sasuke snapped at his friend/rival/love interest (A/N:LOL!! XD I wanted to add that...forgive me!)
"Well,now you don't have a choice!" Naruto grabbed Sasuke collar and drag him towards the door. "C'mon teme don't pout about it."
Too bad Naruto...he already is pouting.
Now all eyes were on Sasuke at Konoha Square...not because he was being dragged against his will by his best friend...oh no...Naruto did this before...no three times actually,so eveyone didn't find that strange. No it was the fact that Sasuke,the last Uchiha,the child prodigy, was a cute looking Pika-neko and was pouting like a little child (because he was a neko after all!). Sasuke mumbled personal death threats to all the people that looked at him,but one well thought-out one to Naruko,the girl who caused him to become this-this...thing! He glared at Naruto, 'Hn...that dobe's actually humming...I think he enjoys see me suffer' he thought. Naruto turned his head to face Sasuke's,which made Sasuke blush,for reasons unknown...I mean,he wasn't in control of his horomones!
"I don't enjoy seeing you suffer..."
"Huh?" Was Naruto a fucking mind-reader or something? There's no way he could have read his thoughts.
"I said...I don't enjoy seeing you suffer! Clean the crud out of you ears Sasuke!"
Sasuke scoffed at him and turn his head around.(1) Naruto smirked.
"I won..."
"Urusai dobe! Just cause I'm like this doesn't mean I can't beat your ass."
"Okay Sasuke-sama,your wish is my command!" Naruto chuckled to himself.
Naruto did a personal victory dance in his head. Beating Sasuke never felt so good! This was the best day of his life.
But it was the worst day of Sasuke's life. And for him,it was gonna get worse...
They finally reached the old training grounds with...Oh my gosh! Kakashi is actually on time! Oh yeah,and Sakura was there also...and being quiet.
"Is the world going backwards or something?!"
"Hello Naruto and Sasuke...How are you?" Kakashi asked politely.
Sasuke stared...not glared..STARED...at their sensei. He couldn't believe Kakashi was acting...so...nice. Did Naruko's elixir give off toxic waves or something?
"H-hello Kakashi-sensei...Everything alright?" Naruto asked.
"Haha! You fell for it!!" Kakashi said. Then smoke appeared where Kakashi and Sakura stood. Well,technically it wasn't Kakashi OR Sakura. They did a transformation jutsu to change into one another. (A/N:So Sakura was Kakashi and Kakashi was Sakura! Okay? Now get it? I know I'm confusing sometimes!)
"You two need to learn to look 'underneath to underneath' " the real Kakashi said.
"But sensei...you look underneath someone everyday." Sasuke said playfully. (A/N:Cookies for anyone who gets who Sasuke was talking about! XD)
"Urusai...Now,the reason we're here is because...I decided to cancel training today"
"What the...Why in the hell would you tell us to come here if training was canceled?" Sasuke complained.
"Because...I wanted to see if it was true about Naruko's elixir...Dismissed" And with that,Kakashi poofed away.
"Yeah...he better poof away..."
"Oi! Sasuke-kun! I can help you with your problem." Sakura announced.
"Really?! Thank you Sakura! I love you!" Sasuke said as he hugged Sakura.
"Um..."
"Oh...um...sorry!" he said as he pushed himself off of her. (A/N:LOL!! I love doing that to Sasuke! but really! OOC Sasuke is rare!)
"It's okay...(I liked it...)(2)" Sakura said. "Tsunade has a big book of elixers and antidotes! She should know what Naruko put in it! And who knows...she might make an antidote!"
"Good idea...one problem though."
"What is it Sasuke-kun?"
"I'm not doing it!!"
"Why not Sasuke? You're not afraid of baachan?" Naruto teased.
"No! I'm not afraid! She's gonna laugh at me like...well...everyone else did..." Sasuke said.
"Kakashi-sensei didn't laugh!"
"Well actually...He did laugh when Naruko told us." Sakura added meekly.
"That's it! I'm not going!" Sasuke announced.
"You're going and that's final!!" Naruto commanded. And with that...he dragged Sasuke to the Hokage tower.
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"Oh my gosh!! It's actually true!! So that brat wasn't lying!!" Tsunade said (again..the best she could) between giggles. (more like laughs XD)
"What I tell you?" Sasuke whined.
"Heh..I didn't know you were right!" Naruto said.
"Okay...so after I laughed for a couple of hours,I had the liberty of looking up the elixir Naruko made."
"And?!"
"Well...it seems there was an antidote...but...Naruko took the page."
"That--"
"Woah Sasuke! Calm down! So baachan,all we have to do is find Naruko and convince her to fix us the antidote?" Naruto asked.
"Yeah...but it wont be easy though..."
"I know. So where is she?"
"I dunno! She's not my kid! Ask Shikamaru...she said something about him..."
"Thanks baachan! Sasuke,what do you say?"
"Fuck you..." Sasuke said with a smirk on his face.
At that moment,Naruto ran out with Sasuke (holding his hand of course! I would be evil if I didn't put that in! :D) as quickly as he could. Knowing that if he didn't...Sasuke wouldn't be smirking for long...
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Shikamaru was resting peacefully in his house. He didn't expect a loud knocking at his door though ;D. He dragged his feet to the door...but the person was impatient and kept knocking. He muttered something about how he hated not putting a soundproof door or something like that. He opened the door and he saw something he would never see again...
Naruto was carrying neko Sasuke bridal-style while he was pouting like a spoiled child.
Yeah,he really needed to stop drinking sake before bed...
"Shikamaru! I need some help!"
"Yeah,we all know that..."
"No! I need help finding Naruko!"
"Man...this is troublesome...c'mon,and bring your wife in too..." Shikamaru said while invited them to come in. A blush spread across Naruto's and Sasuke's face. Then Naruto carried Sasuke inside.
Inside,Shikamaru was in the kitchen preparing some tea. His house was cozy,and it was big but it wasn't as big as Sasuke's house. It's like Naruto's house but with an upstairs. Then Shikamaru joined Naruto and Sasuke in the living room and handed them some tea.
"So,what did you want to know about Naruko?" Shikamaru asked after he drank his tea (more like chugged it down ;3)
"Have you seen her today?" Sasuke asked.
"Yeah,I have. She told me what happened so,what can I do? I don't know what she put in it..."
"No shit,of course you don't. Do you know where she went?"
"Hm...She said she was gonna visit Neji and Hinata...that's it."
"Oh shit..."
"What is it Sasuke?" Naruto asked. 'He looks kinda cute when he's cursing like that' He shook his head at that thought while the Kyuubi agreed. XD
Sasuke gave off a cute confused look at his friend. Then he turn away from Naruto. "Let's just say...me and Neji don't get along that well."
When Sasuke turned back,Naruto was less than a millimeter away from his face. Sasuke felt his face heating up (in other words...he was blushing really hard),Naruto smirked and put his hands on the Pika's back. (A/N:You don't know how much I wanted to say butt...)
"You do want to change back,do you teme?" Naruto teased,obviously enjoying this moment.
"Get off of me dobe!" Sasuke demanded.
"Can you two do it somewhere else? Like...I don't know...somewhere I'm not around?!" Shikamaru interrupted.
"Sorry Shikamaru..."
So they both left from Shikamaru's house,which personally made him happy. Thay headed on to Neji's house,hoping to finally settle things once and for all!
(1)That's Sasuke little way of saying "I can't think of anything so you win."
(2)That was the inner Sakura! X3
To be continued! :3
Naruko:So Konata,how'd you like it?
Konata:Cool! What's Neji gonna do?
Naruko:He's :whispers in her ear:
Konata:Oh! So cool!
Sasuke:Why can't I know too?
Naruko:Cause,my dear Sasuke-kun,you might tell Naru-chan and he's gonna tell everyone
Sasuke:You really gotta stop that...
Naruko:All right! See ya next time!!
Konata&Sasuke:Bye!