Big Time Rush
AN: I'm not gonna write my own songs so I will state now that any songs here I do NOT own, and to be clear I'll write the singer/bands name and the song title in brackets after people have sung them.
Now, I last left you all when the group of six were running (in two cases being chased) towards Rocque Records. They arrived just as the big black limo, that would usually carry the Big Time Crew to work, set off towards Palmwoods. Four of the six walked tiredly towards Gustavo's office, while the other two strangely had energy… As they approached the office they heard the loud notes of a new rockish-indieish style band floating through the slightly opened door.
"JEEZ! WHERE ARE THOSE KIDS?" Gustavo's voice echoed through the corridors. Rikki winked at Phoenix as they both tiptoed silently to the door sliding inside the room without a sound. …
"RAAAAAAAAWWWWWRRRR!" Thee voices louder even than Gustavo's echoed round the building. The two girls sprinted out of the room, hiding behind Big Time Rush followed closely by the furious, red faced and very intimidating owner of Rocque Records.
"WHO ARE THOSE STUPID BRATS THAT JUST SCARED THE BLOODY LIFE OUT OF ME?"
Kelly, calmness ever-present, muttered, "The new girls we found last week, I think the band name was 'We Beardie People' … Although the name is questionable the band… Excellent. We were JUST listening to one of their songs…"
"AAAAHHHH yes…. Scare me like that again… And you WILL die" Came the threatening response.
"Gotcha" Was the red-head's reply.
"Hmm… Sorry…. I forgot to listen…. Say that again please"
Do you even need to be told who that reply came from? For those of you who don't know…. It was in fact Rikki.
"GRRRRR!" Kelly quickly pushed the girls into a recording booth to prevent the big angry man from doing anything he will most likely be imprisoned for.
"Right… Tell me when you're ready, count to five then sing. Pick two songs," Said big angry man muttered into the mike after everyone had clambered into the sound booth (including Big Time Rush).
"Kay Mr. Grumpy pants" Rikki chuckled while organising her guitar on her knee as she sat down. She ignored her fringe as it covered her face after she had looked down. On the other hand Phoenix sat behind her drum growling at her hair caused blindness as she attempted to pull the cool, slightly over doodled drumsticks from her pocket.
"Which song are we doing Nix?" The aforementioned girl smirked and muttered "UFO"
(Just imagine there are drums playing softly if you actually listen to the songs…. Imaaaaagine, Imaaaaagine….)
Rikki began skilfully playing her guitar, as moments after the two girls began singing and the drummer started umm… Drumming.
It was late one night a little while ago,
I had nothing to drink, i don't think,
Okay, well maybe a glass of wine,
But nothing that would loosen my mind,
To the point of seeing, what I'm seeing in the sky.
Woooah an alien bein'! My mind can't make sense of what I'm seein',
It's beginning to take control, So I better watch out for the anal probe.
We got,
UFO, hello.
UFO, hello.
UFO, hello.
UFO, hello.
They come in peace, we stay in war,
We like to get drunk and fight each other inbars,
And all I'm tryin' to say, is if were to look,
From the outside looking in, where would you begin?
And I,
When I look into the sky and I see astrangelight,
Everything is alright, everything is alright. x2
UFO, hello. (If you wanna take the time to say,)
UFO, hello. (I've been waitin' in a field to say,)
UFO, (If you wanna take the time to say,)
Hello, ( I've been waitin' in line,) x2
UFO, hello. (If you wanna take the time to say,)
UFO, hello. (I've been waitin' in a field to say,)
UFO, (If you wanna take the time to say,)
Hello, ( I've been waitin' in line,)
I just wanna say hi.
(UFO Newton Faulkner)
"OOOHHH CAN WE DO FULL FAT NOW?" The crazy blonde yelled.
"Ah huh"
It's hard to see the light
when the fridge door is closed.
Tip-Toe down the hall,
open the door,
found out that God is a small sausage roll.
I fall and I crawl and I break
and I'm dreaming of Avril Lavigne.
Oh, Devil Eyes, Short skirt and thighs
and I'm on my knees again.
Santa Claus is green
He's not caffeine free
You want full fat
Fill that limousine
I got no cash card, no car, no name
And adverts don't tell me what I need
He's green and not caffeine free
You want full fat
Fill that limousine
I got no cash card, no car, no name
yeah.
Don't read directly into the sun
and the skybox is rotting your brain,
they maintain,
your antigrity fill you up
nothing more that you can do
sometimes.
I found the door, but my mind is naturally banana, I turn off the TV
so I read a book about television
I put on my shoes me coat
my hat and try to leave the house
but its all to much coz the grass is so green
so I run back inside and I turn on the screen
He's green
He's not caffeine free
You want full fat
Fill that limousine
I got no cash card, no car, no name
And adverts don't tell me what I need
He's green and not caffeine free
You want full fat
Fill that limousine
I got no cash card, no car, no name
yeah.
Dib dob dib dob dib dooooble dee dar etc…
Santa Claus is green
He's not caffeine free
You want full fat
Fill that limousine
I got no cash card, no car, no name
And adverts don't tell me what I need
He's green and not caffeine free
You want full fat
Fill that limousine
I got no cash card, no car, no name
And adverts don't tell me what I need
He's green and not caffeine free
You want full fat
Fill that limousine
I got no cash card, no car, no name
Azooda dee oww owww
(Full fat – Newton Faulkner)
Now after playing these brilliant, if slightly strange songs as well as they did most people would jump and cheer or at least high five each other.. Now after meeting these characters, that is in fact what the people located in the sound booth, expected the crazy girls to do. What they did not expect was for 'Nix' to stand up while throwing a chunk of fudge in the air, having Rikki catch it in her mouth, After which 'Nix' patted her on the head saying "Good girl."
"Wash Thash okish fo- ?" The girl now munching on fudge almost questioned before deciding she couldn't be bothered to finish.
"Was that okay for ya?" Translated the drummer.
Sorry... I know BTR isn't in this much but I couldn't be bothered writing more... I'll make sure they are in the next one more... And I'll make the next one better and longer...
Tanka to my Awesome Beta reader Firey-Sunset