HERE'S THE SOTRY! Turtlecorn is now here to present...MAX POV! Woopwoop. Also, I apoligize for my spelling errors...Sorry! Oh, and Nudge is 14, Max, Iggy, and Fang are sixteen, and Angel is nine, while Gazzy is twelve. Aaaand Iggy isn't blind, he CAN see! HIPHIP HOORAY!
Max POV
As we were walking along the forest, I noticed Iggy was having trouble. He was thinking hard on something, something that seemed important.
"Uh...Ig? Are you alright? You are like deep in thought, and usually your the funny one who like always cracks up a sexist pig joke...Are you sick?" The tips of his mouth quirked up. He seemed to be annoyed by my concern, because he let go of my hand. His hand was warm, like it fit perfectly, it had meaning, like it belonged to be in my hand. Without his hand, my hand felt cold, useless.
"Nah, I'm fine Max. It's just," he stopped walking and had trouble turning towards me, "Why are you dating Fang, Max? You guys never do anything anymore. It's kind of annoying, I mean to see you all jolly and ,excuse my non-Max language, "frolicky". (Made that word up with the help of TURTLECORN) Do you guys have no interest anymore in eachother? You guys are like soulmates! Unless of course you like someone else by the name of Ig-"
"HAHAHA NO. Umm...Iggy I'm sorry to break it to you, but if you want to tell me your feelings, speak up. It's annoying to see you ike this."
"Eew! Oh Max, you thought I liked you? Yuck! What I was trying to say was...I like Nudge, and I don't know how to keep a "healthy" relationship. So I was wondering if you had any tips. Got any?" I was so sad, he likes my flock member Nudge, not me.
MAX DIARY
So, if you havn't noticed I'm kind of extremely confused right now. I love Fang, I truly do, but Iggy is just, it just...he feels right, natural. My last entry I told all about my little ideas, but of course he has to confess his love before me. Can you believe that! But the thing that really ticks me off is...get ready:
He likes Nudge. Not me, Nudge. The talkitive girl who knows her fashion. It's like I don't even no myself anymore. Why did I have to start liking Iggy, when I knew this was going to happen. I'm so ungrateful! If Fang found out about my little "crush" say good-bye to Iggy, and hello to "A WHOLE NEW WORLD" starring Fang, the ruler and Max, the ungrateful servant...
If I knew this was going to happen, I wouldn't have gotten so involved in this "girl" stuff. It's just unpleasent. It's un-appealing. It's just eye-candy, and right now I'm sure Nudge was eye-candy for Iggy. He's so...so...yuck. He only likes a girl for her looks and not for the personality. That's just sick.
Atleast Fang likes me for who I really am! He has excellent taste in girls. Girls who have pride. While Iggy, on the other hand, likes girls who have the body. He likes the girls who are sweet tarts. No offense Nudge... You see I think of myself as Smarty's candy. Smart and SWEET! But Iggy, he likes the ones that are sweet, pretty looking, the dumb ones. Nudge doesn't use her full brain. I mean no one really does, but I know way more than her! UGH!
Maybe I should just lay low and maybe I shouldn't tell my feelings to Iggy. If he likes me, he'll come for me, but just watch, he'll be done with Nudge before you can even count to twenty.
Till later
MAXX
"Iggy, I have tons of tips and crap up my sleeve. Just confess your feelings towards her! Look at Fang and I, we're really happy togather." I gave him my most reassuring smile I could pull off.
"Yea right Max. You to make a dinasaur and a hippo make a good couple, not. You guys act like your love doesn't even matter anymore. Fang is all over you! But you Max, you act like you gave him your all for nothing, because you felt guilty. I don't want to have a relationship like that Max. I don't want a relationship based off of guilt. I love Nudge. Can you atleast see if she likes me? Pretty please!" I nodded. Even though it's not me in Nudges place, doesn't mean I can take her future love for Iggy away. I always knew she had a huge crush on him, and I let it slide, but now I know this is for real. They both love each other. More than Fang and I ever did...
Iggy POV
"Hey Iggy, could you stay with Max while I take the kids to the carnival?" Well what do you know, Fang here wants to go to a carnival! That lucky bastard! If I went to the carnival I could be with Nudge...Nudge she's so beau-
"Umm...Iggy? Are you listening?" I nodded.
"Yeh sure! Uh...Where's Max?" He pointed to beyond the evergreen. "Oh, right thanks." I headed to that direction, and seen Max huddled over a book. "Max?" She clearly didn't hear me, but whatever.
We kept up a conversation for awhile, until I finally told Max my feelings towards the one I loved...Nudge. She's so beautiful, so SEXY! I mean DAMN she has it down packed in what she wears! She wears those mini skirts and those tight camis! Don't get me wrong, Max is hot and all, but she hides under those T-shirts and Jeans. She sometimes wears cami's, and DAMN IS SHE SEXY, but she wears the jeans and it all falls down from there. Why can't she just be hott, like the girl I thought she'd grow up to be.
I held her hand awhile back, and it felt so right, but I have Nudge and she has Fang. No one in there right mind would want me and Max to get togather, you know. It's just it takes along time to get to know someone as good as Fang and Max know. Max and Fang grew up right next to each other. They were better for each other.
Fang POV
While I took the kids to the carnival, I thought of what might happen if I was gone. What if Iggy decides to be stupid and "accidently" kills Max with his bombs? That sick bastard.
"He's not going to hurt Max, Fang. Iggy can be trusted." I looked at Angel and felt the slightest anger move through out my body. I swear if he hurts her I'm going to murder him! "Fang, Iggy is only talking to Max about his feelings...that...he's...Oh hey Fang! Wanna go on that ride!"
"Angel, what is Iggy doing?" She looked at me terrified.
"Fang, Iggy is confessing his feelings to her." WHAT!
Me: I think that's awesome! Fang's gonna beat some IGGY BOOTY! Mmm...Iggy's smexii bu-
Ke$ha: EEW! Scherri that's nasty!
Turtlecorn: -Uses a scientific smart voice-Did you know that when you combine a turtle and a unicorn you get a complex creature who HUMMS all the time, but is so smart it could intentionally kill a human with just it's brain? Complex, isn't it?
Everyone: HUH?
Scherri's cat: What the fuck?
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