prevlisly on SWAIN'S PANTS~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~*~~spark*les*~~*sf
"what tge fuck" swain said.
"das my line" jarvan replied.
"well now i have no pants and my ez porn collection, which ive been accumulating for 14 years, cis gone."
"i guess i can take u to my palace, where i can feed ur giant snake ;;;;)"
"k"
jarven x swenge novel
chapter 2
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peyton look at my masterpiece
the travel to jarvan's palace was short and brief. the two didnt make conversation bc they kwne what was coming. one thing was said tho
"i hope ul'l like my swegy penis" jarvan said to swain swegily. "it tastes like chicken" swain made a wonky face. he felt truly alive again like he could eat out all of demacia. jesus fucking chrsti.
finally they stopped at the castle door. "javert i dont think i can wait very long...;,& $"
"ok boob we'll just do it righht ere" commence dick sucking
SUDDENLY QUINN DROP KICKS THE CASTLE DOOR DOWN, CRUSHING BOTH JAV ER E AND SWAIGI
swain and jarban wriggles around under the door. while javan kicked w his lance swain only had his MASSIVE MAGNUM DONG to THRUST AT so the door would move. finally after enough thrusts swan's meat stick was able to puncture through the stone door.
"what hte fuck is tha" quinn said. valor squaked and jumped down from her shoulder to peck at swain's massive termite dick. at the time, beatrice was handign onto him for dear fucking life, still fucking the shit out of his birdy bootyhole with her long old ass beak. quinn was
disgusted as swaig screamed like a lil bitch at his dickhole being pecked at. OH YEAH BABEEEE THAT'S T T.
"swine wat" jarvan said in curiosity. "u like ur gargantuan (million dolla word rither thers) horse pecked at? by birds?!'"
"how the fuck do u thigk i masturbate to pics of u every night?" he replied.
"o:" erjge dsaid. erjge
"DISGUSTING BIRD FUCKER" QIN SCREAMSD AR THE TOPPED OF HER LOONGS
swain's dick gave her a middel finger in response.
"ok if u like that thsn..,... how do u like THIS?" JARAVAM SUDDENLY GREW A GIANT SQUWARKERING BEAK FROM HIS FOREHEAD. "SQAWK" his forehead screamed as it plunged its beautiedgil self right into swain's swain. "YO" swain said in response.
"h- hahrder babe"" swagi moaned in thun htun thun (dat means escasy) valor squaked, also pecking at swia aig s termite dick and soon a massive fucking swarm of birds covered swain's massive cockroach didkc. the birds were hungry. hungry for 45 years of a kingdowm of isolationg. they continued pecking until their beacks were covered in a mixture or literal cum, blood, sweat, orphan tears, stray pubes, feathers, among other things.
how did tears get on his dick u might ask? the bords were weeping for their feast
"holy fucking shit" said qu as the burrds flew away after their feast. she looked down at swain again. he was covered in bliss. but something seemed off about him. "oh yea" she thought. "his dicks gone"
suddenly, a wall of fire erupted in front of them. beatrice screamed into valors butt in fright. jarven saw someone he never had wanted to see again walk out from the flames! ! ! 1 1 1 !.
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN
we ended on a cliffhanger stay tuned for the next update!'nnn
DA AURHOTS NOTES
swain's dick is a balloon animal u can change it into a snake or a termite or even a fucking tiger or a fucking swain if ur courageous enough oo;)