"Congrats on being the New Rachel. I don't think Tina was happy about being fourth."

"I noticed that. Tina has been acting strange lately since she broke-up with Mike. Sometimes I catch her staring at my ass."

"Dude, you wear the tightest pants on the planet. But seriously, I have a question about you being the New Rachel. Are you offended the name 'the New Rachel'? I mean, you are a dude.

"Well, kind of, but we all know that if Mr. Schue is going to let you sing lead for the New Directions your name has to be Rachel."

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Writing EXACTLY 100 words is harder than I thought