You Call That An Origin!

by Minecraftpsyco99

Those big-wigs over at the comic publishers, movie studios, candy department, group place thingys don't know a thing when it comes to origins. But never fear! I'm here to WRITE their wrongs! (HAR HAR HAR Writing Puns!) Here I slaughter the origins of your favorite Foods, Superheroes, Supervillians and other things to pieces. But don't take it out on me, blame those stuckup Big-Wigs

2. Illuminati

The Illuminati originated in Yuma, Arizona. How can I be so sure? Well, I'll show you how I came to this Illuminati has an 'i', Antarctica has an 'i" but not a 'u', so they can't be from Antarctica. The Illuminati and 'Yuma, Arizona', both share an 'i', 'a', 'n', n','u','m',and an 'n'. WHOA! They have a lot in common, don't you think? LET'S DIG EVEN DEEPER! As I said before, 'Yuma, Arizona' has an 'i'! The Illuminati's symbol is an eye! COINCIDENCE?! I THINK NOT! The eye triangle symbol of the Illuminati symbolizes a pyramid, the pyramids are in Giza, a pyramid has four triangular sides and Giza has four letters, bot 'Giza' and 'Yuma' both have an 'a' which also does the Illuminati, whose symbol is an eye and 'Yuma, Arizona has an 'i', So therefor the Illuminati began in Yuma, Arizona and Yuma, Arizona is Illuminati confirmed.