Cheryl: Hehehe warning THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS LIGHT YURI. I wasn't actually planning to make this a yuri, but it happened because it WORKED xD! I wonder how the readers will feel knowing this is a YURI AND YAOI combined. I'm just wondering, are there any guys reading this? Also, if you're a girl, do you enjoy the yuri anyways? :D IDK why but Kid Icarus is the only series in which all of my ships are same gender ships xD
Pittoo: WTF, that's gross!
Cheryl: Oh shut up Pittoo, you know you wanna get with Pit :D
Pittoo: *Blushes furiously* N-No i dont!
Cheryl: SHIPS! SHIPS! SHIPS ALL AROUND! *Throws plastic toy boats all around*
Chapter 2: Sinful Pleasures
Pit woke up the next morning to the sun beating down on his face. The boy groaned as his eyelids slowly raised. Stretching, he slowly rose from the bed, placing one foot on the floor and then the other before lifting himself up. Pit yawned and looked to the other side of the bed, Pittoo was no where to be seen. "He must've gotten up already." A loud yawn escaped Pit as he groggily changed into his regular clothes and went to the bathroom to freshen up.
After freshening up Pit visited the kitchen, only to find that there was no one around. So, Pit decided to go outside for a morning walk. He exited through the giant front doors and followed the trails that encompassed the palace. The scenery was beautiful, with tall lush shrubs shaped into figures of animals, and fields of flowers that gave off an amazing scent. During his walk he noticed one of the training stations for Viridi's centurions. Suddenly, an arrow whizzed past his cheek. He gave a startled gasp,"What the-?"
"Morning Pit-Stain!" Dark Pit called out with a bored wave.
"What'd you do that for Pittoo!?" Pit growled under his breath and huffed.
"Wake up call?" The darker angel grinned challengingly.
Pit stomped up to Pittoo and began to playfully punch Pittoo in the stomach. "You scared me you big jerk!" Pit pouted as he pounded the darker angel's chest.
"Heh, have a little faith Pit. I'd never hurt you."
Pit blushed at Dark Pit's remark. The lighter angel quickly proceeded to change the subject, "C-can I join you in target practice?" He asked.
"Of course." Pittoo grinned.
Pit flashed out his bow and began to shoot at the targets, always getting a bullseye and not missing a single shot.
"Not bad." Pittoo smiled. Pit smiled back, but his smile faded slightly as Pittoo's innocent smile transformed into a malicious grin.
"What are you thinking Pittoo?" Pit asked nervously.
"Hehehe. Nothing, I was just wondering, wanna play a game?" Pittoo grabbed a lush, red apple from his toga and held it up. "Let me put this on your head and-"
"NOOOOOOO~!" The lighter angel shouted and dashed wildly.
"Wha- Hey, come back here Pit!" The darker angel began to chase after the wild Pit. "It's not like I'll miss or any-!"
"I don't wanna!" The lighter angel shouted to his counterpart.
The two chased each other in an endless circle, until Pittoo was finally able to get close enough to glomp onto Pit.
"Hehe, looks like I win Pitty, so you're getting the apple on your head." Pittoo smirked as he pinned Pit to the ground.
Pit gasped, but before the two could play their 'game', they were interrupted by the voices of two goddesses.
"Pit we need you here right now." Palutena called for Pit.
"Pittoo, get over here!" Viridi called for Pittoo.
"Yeah, what is it Lady Palutena?" Pit asked as Pittoo removed himself from Pit's body.
"We need you over here in the kitchen ASAP." Palutena said.
"Alright, we'll be there right away."
The two Pits stood up and brushed themselves off. Pittoo gave a slight pout, "So much for our game." He sighed.
"Hahaha, maybe next time Pittoo." Pit patted his counterpart's back.
. . . . .
"Lady Palutena, we're here." Pit called for his goddess as the two Pits entered the kitchen.
"Great! Okay, onto business." Viridi exclaimed as she mixed several contents into a bowl. "We need you two to find us some fresh Potatoes and ripe tomatoes for our omelettes." She set the bowl down and proceeded to check a recipe for omelettes.
"That's it?" Pittoo gave off an annoyed sigh.
"Okay, I think we can handle it. We'll be back in a flash." Pit gave his usual, optimistic reply. The lighter angel grabbed his counterpart and ran.
"Oi!" Dark Pit shouted as he tried to regain his footing.
After the two angels had left, Palutena and Viridi proceeded to cook breakfast.
"Hey Viridi, do you have any rejuvenating potion I could use?" Palutena asked.
"Yeah."
. . . . .
"Man I can't believe those two. Using us for stupid errands, what gives?" Pittoo growled under his breath as he carried a giant basket of tomatoes on his shoulder and walked alongside Pit.
"Well, I'm glad the flight wasn't too far away. Your vegetable garden is so nice." Pit smiled as he balanced a giant basket of potatoes on his shoulder.
"Hmmm, I don't know why, but I've kinda enjoyed gathering vegetables with you Pit-stain." The darker pit said, trying his best to smile. "It was less boring I guess."
As the two walked to Viridi's palace, they chatted happily. Unfortunately, their chatting was quickly interrupted by the sound of a loud explosion and the sight of black smoke coming from Viridi's castle.
The two angels gasped and dropped their baskets, bruising the contents within them.
"Lady Palutena?"
"Viridi?"
. . . . .
Viridi and Palutena screamed as giant monstrous eggs began spitting out their yolky contents throughout the kitchen. Animated Vegetables marched around the kitchen, throwing fine china plates and knives at the two goddesses.
"Ahh! Vegetable revolution part 2!" Palutena ducked behind the kitchen table. "Quick Viridi, we have to wash the potion off of those vegetables!"
"You've been through this before!?" Viridi hollered as she ducked behind the kitchen's island.
"Unfortunately, yes." Palutena stood up and summoned her staff to release loads of water upon the rebelling foods.
"Palutena, watch out!" Viridi cried.
Palutena looked behind herself to find a giant pumpkin aiming at her, it took aim and fired several pumpkin seeds.
"Palutena!" Viridi jumped out of her hiding post and rushed towards the green haired goddess. It was almost as though the world was moving in slow motion, Viridi pushed Palutena out of the way, and as Palutena fell to the kitchen floor, the blonde goddess collided with one of the pumpkin's seed bombs. Viridi fell to the floor, covered in a mess of Pumpkin innards and juices.
"Viridi!" Palutena cried out.
"Lady Palutena!" Pittoo and Pit came rushing from the kitchen doors, "Oh no, don't tell me this is vegetable revolution part 2!" Pit gritted his teeth as he and Pittoo slashed at some of the vegetables.
Everyones attention was quickly caught by the sound of a screaming oven. Dark Pit gasped, "Oh Shi-" the burning oven exploded, sending the goddesses and angels flying.
. . . . .
"Haaa~ Now for a nice relaxing bath in the hot springs." Palutena sighed in exhaustion as she sunk into the waters.
"I'll say." Viridi added with a sigh and leaned against the rim of the bath.
The two goddesses soaked in the hot springs as they observed their two generals commanding the centurions to defeat the vegetable armies.
"Pit, be sure to tell the centurions to use WATER. Water will wash off the rejuvenation potion and cause the vegetables to return back to their original forms." Palutena ordered Pit.
"You've got it Lady Palutena!" Pit said through Lady Palutena's vision.
The green haired Goddess let out a sigh of relief and relaxed her body in the hot springs. She looked towards the blonde goddess that slept soundly as she soaked in the waters. As Palutena stared at the resting goddess she remembered the courage that Virdi had displayed. If it wasn't for Viridi, Palutena would have been drenched in Pumpkin innards. Palutena smiled and broke the silence.
"Um, Virdi?"
"Yes?" The blonde goddess opened her eyes and stared directly at the green haired goddess.
"I just wanted to say thank you."
"For what?" Viridi tilted her head in confusion.
"You know, for taking that giant pumpkin seed for me."
"Oh, that? That was nothing really, just a reflex." Viridi smiled, "But heh, it's kinda nice hearing a thanks out of you." The blonde goddess said with pride as she folded her arms and placed them behind her head.
"And what's that supposed to mean?" Lady Palutena gave a confused grin.
"Nothing." Virdi replied.
"Oh it means something, come here you!" Palutena swam towards the blonde goddess who gasped in surprise as she was rigorously tickled by the green haired goddess.
"H-Hey!" Viridi laughed uncontrollably, "Is this h-how you t-thank your, ahahahahah, s-saviour? S-stop it!"
Lady Palutena stopped tickling the little goddess and smiled as she looked into the blonde goddesses brown eyes. Viridi smiled back and stared into Palutena's green orbs.
"You know Viridi… I don't know how.. to explain this, but, I think I might be in love with you!" Palutena blushed, her face a glowing beat red.
Viridi's face flushed as she looked away. She stuttered in her attempt to find words, "I-I-I k-know h-how you f-feel." Viridi squeezed her eyes shut and puffed out her cheeks cutely, as though she were trying to spit out the words, "I love you too, senpai!"
The two goddesses lips met as they shared a wonderful, passionate kiss. The two had finally expressed their true feelings. Their fights were merely just a way for the two to notice each other, the constant competitive behavior was just a way for the two to hide their true feelings.
Palutena bit the bottom of Viridi's lip, causing her to gasp and open her mouth for the green haired goddess to slip her tongue in. Their tongues battled for dominance as they moaned at the feeling of their bodies beginning to rub against each other through the hot waters.
"Lady Palutena!" The sudden sound of Pit's voice interrupted the two goddesses loving session. "We've successfully returned the vegetables back into their original forms!"
Palutena released her hold on Viridi's tongue, leaving a trail of saliva as she removed her tongue from the blonde goddesses mouth. "Oh! Uhhhh! Excellent! Yes!" Palutena blushed furiously. "You can come back right away Pit. We're going out for breakfast today."
"Uh, y-yeah, that's right!" Viridi added, still flustered.
"Sounds good!" Both Pit and Pittoo said in unison.
The green haired goddess exited the hot spring. She dried her hair and wrapped herself in a towel. Viridi stared awestruck.
Palutena noticed this and smiled, "We'll continue later."
Palutena: *blushes madly* M-my reputation as a goddess has been soiled!
Viridi: HUMANS!
Cheryl: D: PIT save me! Fly me out of here!
Pit: *shrugs* No can do, I can't fly without lady palutena.
Cheryl: NOOOOOO! *runs* *explodes*
Viridi: AHAHAHAHAHAHA, Stupid Human! *Laughs uncontrollably*
Pittoo: Wait!? Who's gonna finish this stupid thing now?!
Viridi: *stops laughing*
Pit: Well according to Cheryl's will, she wants Pittoo to finish it!
Everyone: WHAT!?
Pittoo: o.o ….. *Faints*
Heheee hope you've enjoyed this chapter everyone, I promise there will be more Yaoi and Yuri to come very soon, and it's gonna be hardcore next time. Especially the Yaoi *laughs evilly*