This one is going to feature myself, Hinata and Naruto. If you aren't offended by bashings then continue. I like the coffee room. So I will be waiting in their for my next ranting victims. I hope that you enjoy.

WARNING- Naruto and Hinata fans, beware they are my bashing victims.

I only put that part in because most are to lazy to read the author's comments before reading the story.

Disclaimer- I do not own Naruto or Hinata because if I did I would put them together, they would be really cute together.

This is pre time skip. Only because I haven't got that far.

~BASHING~BASHING~BASHING~BASHING~

It was a Monday, a Monday morning. Nara needed coffee before she blew it. To bad there was none left and she had to brew another pot. Meaning she had to wait before she could get her beloved morning drink. She was up the whole night before, so she needed the caffeine.

The water was in the pot, the coffee maker was loaded with powder (that's what I call the dried kernels that you put into the coffee…to make it coffee) and the magic machine was working.

The sweet-bitter taste waking her up slightly, but she was extremely on the edge, just waiting to be dragged to her doom. Not that it wasn't anything anyone didn't expect. Nara usually stayed up all night and had coffee to keep her sane. With out the drink waking her up everyone in her path was dead.

This could be a bad thing or an extremely good thing for a ninja. For her senses were always defined, as she was a ninja. So the lack of coffee just made her blood thirsty.

The intoxicating smell coming from the maker almost made her faint. The came a loud beep indicating that the magic pot was done brewing. Handling the hot pot and cup she went to pour her cup. The liquid was slowly pouring into the plasic cup when… Naruto chose that moment to come bursting through the doors. Hinata trailing close behind.

Once the doors opened, slightly scaring Nara she threw the kettle that was in her hands, making the brown liquid slosh onto the floor and the metal pot to have a face shaped dent in the side.

Nara didn't have her coffee. Hinata knew how Nara was like with out her coffee. It was not good. She cowered slightly behind Naruto, waiting for the wrath to come. Nara's left eye started to twitch.

"Watch it, believe it." Naruto said once the maker was extracted from his face. Both of Nara's eyes started to twitch. "Stop being so loud, believe it." Nara mimicked.

Naruto's face showed little anger.

"Whatever." He scowled.

Nara shrilly laughed. "How could you be so cheerful in the morning? How can you be so loud in the morning? Don't people yell?"

Naruto had the common decency to blush slightly, and looked away. Like nothing happened. 'To much like Sasuke. Hay more ranting time!' Nara thought.

"Well Naruto why do you want everyone to 'believe it?" Nara asked.

"Because no one believes me when I say anything." So Naruto had insecurities.

"Why do you let Sasuke finish almost all of your fights?"

"Because I don't!" Naruto was breaking.

"Is the yaoi true?"

"No of course not!" 'was he really telling the truth' Nara thought but let it slip not caring enough.

"Naruto, you have an awful catch phrase. You cant finish any one of your fights. Sasuke is saving you in almost every chapter. You not only have a gazillion and a half fangirls, but you also have characters in love with you, but no! your in love with a girl that hates you and will admit it in public. Naruto why are you a main character?" Nara's mini rant.

Naruto was about to blow his top. Nara was enjoying every second of it. Almost not suppressing her smirk all the way.

He was about to get physical, because we all know that Naruto is not good with his words. Hinata stopped him by putting her hand on his chest making him stop all motions.

"aww" Nara cooed. Naruto pulsating vein was clearly showing on his forehead.

"You get out of this." Naruto scolded Hinata, she backed off.

"That's right she's so in love with you that she'll do anything you want her to." Nara mocked.

That was the last straw for Naruto. He lunged forward fist extended. It was aimed for her stomach. She caught it turned him around, pulled his other fist down to the first one and then held them behind his back. He was struggling to get free, missing her legs and body every time his legs swung backwards.

Hinata walked forward to reason into letting her love go. Her fingers poked together in a nervous fashion.

"Please let Naruto go." She mumbled quietly.

"Oh gosh, Hinata get some backbone. Either find some or get some, I don't care use it. You know how. Get in their and fight! don't look from the stands anymore. Use your voice and fists. Also get some dating advise and not from Sakura. Stalking is not the answer! Tell Naruto that your in love with him, because if you don't Sakura might finally get it through her head that Sasuke will never be in love with her and she'll go looking for someone else." Hinata was slightly embarrassed that Nara told her love that she loved him. She ran off.

Naruto having the very dense head that he owns was oblivious to the rant above him. He was clearly focusing the little brain power that he had on escaping Nara's tight hold.

"Why did you hurt Hinata like that?" He asked when he freed himself a few moments later.

"I was helping her but your head is so thick and brain so small that you didn't catch on. Not that I actually thought that you would, but their was the slim chance that it might happen." Nara told him.

Naruto was pissed and tried to hit Nara again. Only resulting in a fist in his face.

Nara left a dizzy Naruto and the broken coffee machine in the room, opting to go and buy a cup from a local vender.

She was needed in Tsunade's office immediately. She was going on an extremely harsh mission. Or that was what she was told, she didn't know where she was going or what she was going to do.

Sorry this was so short. There isn't much that I don't like about Naruto other then him ignoring Hinata, loving Sakura, having a thick skull, and always fighting before thinking. All I really don't like about Hinata is her shyness, meaning she doesn't have enough backbone to tell Naruto how she feels. This is pre time skip so don't tell me how they get better when they are grown, because I told them their major character problems and they fought to change most of them. Sasuke will always be stuck up and Naruto will always have a thick skull, I don't care what you say. That is what I think and will continue thinking. Until I get past the time skip, then I might have different views.

Review please, and you might get to send Nara somewhere. Tell me who you want her to tell of next. Out of spite or its just funny. Most of this I really think would be the questions and answers to. If you want it stupider tell me please. Constructive criticism people.