Chapter 2: Will You Be My Boyfriend for Five Minutes?

Rukia and Rangiku were standing on the sidewalk preparing for the night of searching for Fluffy. Rangiku was already partly drunk, spiking her drink with whiskey. "Hey looking good baby!" yelled a man from truck. "No, you lookin' good!" replied Rangiku, Rukia grabbed her by the arm and they made their way to the first stop on their destination.

I wanna' screw that man! I wanna' screw you dude! Ichigo was playing the bass guitar as Uryu sang away on stage. As Uryu was singing he came back, and patted Ichigo on the head. The audience was going wild, to their happiness. Ichigo still had a depressed look on his face.

Rukia was watching the bass guitarist playing, and looked over at Rangiku who was drinking continuously. She licked the salt off a man's finger, and yelled in excitement. The man had a horny smile on his face.

Uryu tore his shirt off, and threw it into the audience, causing two fans to fight over it. Screw the man, screw the man! I wanna screw that man! Uryu sang, and he looked at the two fan boys. Ichigo was still looking at Orihime.

Ichigo looked out into the audience and saw Orihime standing there, almost as if she was admiring him, when a blue haired college guy wrapped his arm around her, and began frantically dancing as if he were having a seizure.

"We are the Jerk offs!" yelled Uryu into the microphone! The audience cheered, and Uryu walked off stage. Ichigo looked out and saw Orihime whisper something into the blue haired guy's ear. "Dude, turn off." Someone said. Ichigo turned to the toy drums, and began to try to turn it off. Instead it played polka music, along with song birds, causing the audience to throw out boos. "Sorry, I don't know how-"said Ichigo, and Renji came up with the idea of unplugging the thing.

As the audience booed the band, Rukia got a frown on her face. God it was just an accident, no need to boo the guys, assholes, Rukia thought. "Oh my god you dirty little slut." said Rangiku with a beer in her hand. "What?" asked Rukia in alarm. "You're practically blowing him with your eyes. "What, you can't blow people with your eyes." Stated Rukia, as Rangiku got a dreamlike look on her face. "Okay, maybe you can, but he's a completely mo, totally bridge and tunnel." Rangiku was looking at the bass guitarist. "He is not a mo, look at the way he's dressing and his hair, Oh my gosh, he's coming. " said Rangiku pushing Rukia at him.

"Sorry," Rukia said. "Wow that was good," said Rangiku. "Well he's bridge and tunnel obviously." stated Rukia, with a look of embarrassment. "If he's bridge and tunnel, what does that make us?" asked Rangiku, looking at Rukia. "That makes us nothing Rangiku, you're very drunk, come on let's go." answered Rukia, grabbing Rangiku's arm. "Whatever, you're drunk," stated Rangiku, jerking away from Rukia's grip."Why don't you cut the cord mom?" asked Rangiku sarcastically. "Hi" she said walking with a guy from the bar, and doing a victory stance. "Oh god." said Rukia with distain.

"Hi, I've been looking at you guys, have you been looking at me?" asked Rangiku, flirting with two guys.

Ichigo was walking away when he was stopped by Uryu who was standing with a tall, dark brown haired man guy. "Hey Ichigo this is Beefy Guy." said Uryu. "What's your name?" asked Ichigo. "Whatever you want it to be." answered Beefy Guy. "He's creepy." announced Ichigo.

"He's Harmless," responded Uryu. "and he's gonna' help us find Chappy." Uryu patted Ichigo on the stomach. "What's your problem?" asked Uryu noticing Ichigo's sullen expression. "She's here." answered Ichigo pointing to Orihime, and the white haired guy. Uryu looked over. "I thought you told her not to come to the show." said Uryu, with a grim look on his face.

"I did she came anyways," stated Ichigo. "Don't even think about going over there." Commanded Uryu, holding Ichigo back. "Well I need to go say hi if she came all the way here to see me." replied Ichigo. "Dude don't give into temptation, don't go over there." argued Uryu.

Ichigo began to fantasize about him and Orihime in a bedroom. Orihime was modeling black top. Ichigo began to smile happily as Orihime ran her index finger up her leg, and motioned him to come here. Ichigo followed her wordless command, and made his way towards her. "Oh my god I love it." Orihime said happily. Ichigo smiled. "Happy anniversary," he said with happiness. "Thank you so much," Orihime said. "Alright how's it look?" She turned her back so she could show its features. "It looks great." said Ichigo.

"Is it too long in the back?"

"No."

"So you like it." said Orihime turning around. Orihime giggled, and grabbed Ichigo by his shirt. "Come here. "She pulled him, and they began fooling around on the bed. Ichigo slowly went back to reality.

Rukia was standing around when Orihime called her name. "Rukia," she said going towards Rukia. "Alone again?" Rukia got an annoyed look on her face. "Hey Orihime, I've been looking for you everywhere." lied Rukia. "This is the one I was telling you about" said Orihime gesturing to the white-haired guy she was with. "Don't you have any friends that'd be into her?" asked Orihime to the white-haired guy. "You know what, that's okay." responded Rukia.

"Oh you know Grimmjow's in college; you could totally have better luck with college guys. Some guys like totally get into how smart a girl is you know, it's not all about looks." announced Orihime. "Yeah, Grimmjow seems real deep." said Rukia. "But I guess Byakuya Kichiki's sister doesn't need looks" said Orihime.

"Um…I came here with someone actually." lied Rukia. Orihime got a surprised look on her face. "Really?" she asked. "Yup." answered Rukia.

"Who?" asked Orihime

"My boyfriend." answered Rukia.

"You boyfriend?" asked Orihime in surprise.

"Yeah!" said Rukia, almost yelling.

"Then I guess you should get back to him then." said Orihime.

"Yeah." said Rukia. "Well, Okay, I'm gonna go see him." Rukia began to walk away. She went toward the base guitarist from stage. "Hi," she said casually. "Um… I know this gonna' sound weird and I'm a total stranger," said Rukia, "But will you be my boyfriend for five minutes?" The bass guitarist was shocked at the random question. "What?" he asked. Rukia wrapped her arm around his and waved at Orihime, who began laughing. "Okay, just be cool, just be cool." said Rukia, taking the bass guitarist by his jacket collar, and she began to kiss him.

Ichigo at first began to push away the kiss, but slowly melted back into it.