Sup, Di?!
Lady Garf gave me this for FREE last time I went to the Librarby, said something about "not wrecking the place with it". It's got a green cover and it's AWESOME. I'm gonna write everything in it!
So I'm Monster Kid, cuz I battle like a MONSTER, just like Undyne! And I'm a kid. But I'm really strong! I got a striped shirt (duh) sharp spikes that are three feet long, big muscly legs, and big sharp teeth. Me and Undyne look exactly alike! And I'm not gonna tell you about her cuz EVERYONE knows about Undyne. She's pretty AWESOME!
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MK
Yo, Di!
You will NEVER believe what I just found out today! I'm totally psychic! For real!
First I showed the skelebros my super cool diary. Papyrus took one look and toppled over. He kept on screaming "THAT GRAMMAR! IT HURTS MY EYES AND MY EVERYTHING!" (I wrote that really big cuz that's how Papyrus sounds). He then ran away crying. It was pretty cool, but that's not the point. The point is that before I showed it to him I had this feeling that that's how he'd react. And he did!
So then I then showed it to Sans. He just said it was "neato" and left. Exactly how I thought he'd react!
I talked to Lady Garf about it, but she doesn't think I'm psychic. "Of course you guessed how those skeletons would react. They do that to everything. Now get out of my library!" She just doesn't understand my freaky voodoo.
I'm flexing my psychic powers right now, and it's telling me that a new kid's gonna come here soon. I can't wait!
MK the Magnificent
I WAS RIGHT! A new kid came today! They had a striped shirt and everything! But that's not even the coolest part! I flexed my Psycho Strength (that's my superpower) and learned that this new kid's gonna save my life! In fact, I can even picture the scene. We're on a bridge, and I'm trying to get them to say something mean, but they don't, and I almost fall off the bridge, and they save my life! I'm gonna follow them to make sure it happens, until then, MK the Magnificent signing out.
How's it hangin, Di?
I think I need to exercise my Psycho Strength a bit more. Don't get me wrong, everything still came true and it was all still super cool, but I got one thing wrong. It was only one thing, though! Everyone makes mistakes! Even MK the Magnificent makes mistakes!
Anyway, that ONE mistake was that the new kid insulted me on the bridge. Yeah, remember I told you they wouldn't do that? Well, they did. But oh man, was it lame! I can't remember it right now, but take my word for it, it was SUPER LAME! They probably just said it to make me feel better. In fact, it didn't feel like an insult at all. So I didn't make any mistakes! Ha HA! (that's my signature laugh. Papyrus says all superheros have one)
MK the Magnificent
Hi, Di (Ha HA, a rhyme!)
I think I'm gettin better at my Psycho Strength cuz now I can see REALLY far into the future. The weird thing is, this time it's not a nice future. I saw that new kid killing people and Undyne going berserk and me getting really sad. And then it just ends. Weird, huh?
I told Undyne about it, but she didn't seem worried. In fact, it looked like she patched things up with that new kid. She told me to "relax, kid. Everything's gonna work out in the end."
Whoa. Is Undyne psychic too?!
MK the Magnificent
SHE IS!
Everything DID work out fine! That new kid didn't kill anyone, and Undyne isn't angry! Alot of other cool things happened too! Papyrus is now captain of the Royal Guard! He doesn't really do anything cool like Undyne, but he waters the flowers! And Undyne is now my gym teacher! That's not as cool as it sounds, though. She's really tough on me! Anyway, the school is run by someone who looks alot like the king, only a girl. I asked her about it once, but she just shook her head. Do you think they're the same person?
I guess that Psycho Strength thing was a bust, though. Too bad, I liked havin superpowers. But it's alright now. Maybe knowing everything before it happens isn't that great of a superpower. Besides, I'm already a MONSTER! Yeah!
MK
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Hey, Di,
I'm really confused.
First off, that new kid's name is Frisk. I don't know how I know this, cuz everyone seems to know it so it's not Psycho Strength, unless everyone now has Psycho Strength. I know because I saw them again. Everyone in the Underground did! Even monsters that I've never seen before! The mayor of Snowdin decided that we'd go to this place called New Home to cheer on Frisk. I still don't really know why, though. When we finally got there, everyone was covered in vines, even Ms. Undyne and Papyrus! And then everything went black. I don't really know what happened next, but there was alot of flashing colors and big swords and it was AWESOME! And when I woke up, we were all back home. And now that barrier's open! Whatever Frisk did, we can all go to the surface now!
That's not the only thing that's weird. I talked to the other kids, and nobody remembers how Papyrus is head of the Royal Guard! They just laughed at me and pushed me over! But maybe this means I still have my Psycho Strength! Yeah! MK the Magnificent strikes again!
Well, that's all for now. We're soon gonna be leavin for the surface. I'm excited, but kinda nervous too. What if the humans are mean? Frisk is pretty cool, but there has to be more than them up there, right? And do they have nice cream? And librarbies? And French fries?
Frisk came by to "talk" (they like listening more, but that's cool too), and I was gonna ask about that, but I wimped out. I was also gonna talk about my Psycho Strength, but I don't think they'd understand.
MK the Magnificent