Chpt. 1

It's nighttime at the Jade Palace, and Crane and Mantis are walking down the hall, and are arguing about the movies 300 and Transformers.

Mantis: "300 was the best movie of all time, much better than that stupid Transformers."

Crane: "And I'm tellin` you your full of crap. 300 had no plot and all they did was say ,' This is Sparta!!!'. But Transformers had a plot, deep storyline, suspense, and a love interest."

Mantis: "Oh, that fluzie? Please.", he said nonchalantly.

Crane: "Hey!!", Crane said offended."Megan Fox is not a fluzie! But, I do admit, she is kind of easy.

Shifu walks into the hall and stands in the way blocking their path.

Shifu: "Stop it! Both of you!Crane, Megan Fox is a fluzie, 300 was the best, Transformers sucked, and that's final." , he said angrily.

Crane: "But Shi.."

Shifu: "Do you want to run 432 laps around China?! I think not."

Mantis: "Ha! Pwned! Hi-5 Shifu." He and Shifu Hi-5.

Crane: "Gosh this is so frickin` unfair! Shifu is such a prick."

Shifu: "What was that Crane?!"

Crane: "Nothing.", he said in a loud whisper.