Hello everyone, just to let you know, We don't own kingdom hearts or any other reference we use, only the ideas for this story.

Shadow, Ryuk, Riku, Sora and Roxas playing Blackjack, Black Moon fighting Leon

Everyone else talking or just chillin.

Card Game Ryuk: 20 Riku: 16 Sora: 22 Roxas: 23 Shadow: 21

Ryuk: Bastard.
Shadow: whatever.
Other 3: Cheater! All 3 Point fingers at shadow

Shadow: Whatever, we have reviews anyway. And F y'all Kicks up table and it hits Riku and Breaks in half over his head and pieces hit Sora and Roxas. Riku/Sora/Roxas: Son of a B!

Well now, from Aitheheartlessgirl.

Author: Why on a warehouse??Sora: lol! Did you know that you have your own theme?Roxas: Your name is one of the most common Filipino names but it's pronounced Ro-has not Ro-ksas...Riku: Shadow is right, the Fan girl pit is quite vicious!

Shadow: Well for our first reviewer, Here is a pendant which you can use to bring someone from the KH universe three times during the story to your location until the end of the chapter of one of your reviews. About our Question, we thought that a warehouse was a great secluded place to not get into trouble with the Feds for our torture, you know what i'm saying.

Sora: Awesome. starts listening to theme Yeah!

Kairi: HELLO!! What is your problem, you just bring us here and now you w…….

stabbed by shadow and ryuk with cloud and roxas's really spikey hair

Ryuk/Shadow: THANK GOD THAT'S OVER!!

Roxas: you know, I didn't know that.

Riku: Ai, I completely agree with you on that one. shudders

Well, our next review is from Jackattack555.

laughs like a maniac) This is going to be fun!Sora: How did you get such big feet?Xemnas: Why did you stick with that name after you learned that the letters of that name could be rearranged to form...you know...Kairi: Why couldn't you be more than just a plot device? Are you that much of an idiot?Roxas: Are you still at Diz for keeping you separate from Namine? Get your revenge on him!Shadow, Black Moon: Those fan girls you guys are handling are dangerous creatures! You must appease them, so throw all the KH bishies to them! This includes Cloud, Riku, Leon, Saix, Axel, Demyx, Sora, etc. (My fan girl girlfriend has turned away for a second. She had a shotgun to my back when I was typing that bishie part. Don't do it!) DO IT! What will you choose?Ryuk: Now my girlfriend's left the room. Phew! One last thing I want done...To cause some real chaos, give all of the KH characters Death Notes! Bwahahahahah!

Sora: Will everyone QUIT WITH THE BIG FEET THING ALREADY!!

COME ON, it's not my fault, it's Square's fault, so if you have a problem, deal with them, not me!?

Shadow: For the Question you asked Kairi, the answer is simple. Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…..

Stabs Kairi with Riku's Keyblade while disguised as Riku.

Sora: NOOOOOOOO!! Riku, how could you?

Real Riku: What do you mean Sora?? gets Attacked by Sora Fight to the death

Riku stands victorious Sora has swirly eyes

Shadow: O…..KAYYYYY. Roxas, your up.

Roxas: Yeah I am but I got revenge by, wait. hang on, Axel recorded it. Shadow, do you have a VCR?

Shadow: of course. Give me the Tape. Okay, Put the red cable in…….. Damnit, I haven't hooked this damn thing up in five years!

Ryuk: While he gets the tape ready. Well, to the question you asked us, Oh hey Shadow.

Shadow: Hi Ryuk, while black moon handles the video setup, here are the people we chose.

Ryuk: Wait, is that a good idea?

I don't really care.

Picks by Shadow: Saix, Sora.

Picks by Ryuk: Leon, Riku.

Picks by Black Moon: Sorry, but Axel and Roxas are too important, but here's

Mansex and Emo boy Zexion.

Shadow: Alright, Friend of Jackattack555, We gave you some people but they leave when they're asked questions and then their trip to Hell.. I Mean, the " Nice fan girls domain" unfortunately ends. And they all come back at the end of the chapter regardless.

Ryuk: to make things more interesting, the people I've chosen are Cloud, Sora( but can't use it on Riku), Kairi, and Leon.

Shadow: And about the Fan girls, the other way we keep them from attacking are the weapons we have amassed such as Grenades, Shotguns, Rifles, Machine guns, RPGs, Thermonuclear warheads, and plenty of other fun toys.

Shadow: I can already tell, looks like this is gonna be one hell of a party!

Kairi: But…..SPALT stabbed by Ryuk with Lightsaber.

Shadow: I also forgot to mention that the Republic has sent 10,000,000 clones and plenty of other weapons. One more thing. WHY WON'T SHE DIE ALREADY!!

Ryuk: Anyway, ah, the video is ready, hit it Black Moon.

Blackmoon: covered in grease and cords Okay. hits play

Ansem the wise: ahhh, what a nice day it is.

Roxas: Hyyyyaaaaaa! kicks Ansem off 50 story balcony

Ansem: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Axel: Great job, Roxas.

Axel/Roxas: hahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Ryuk: ahhh, that is quite the revenge.

Door flies open Ansem the wise appears

Ansem: Roxas!!

Roxas: Ughhhhhhh…..Hi

Ansem: kicks Roxas into Fan girl pit.

Roxas: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Fan girls: AHHHHHHHHH! ROXY!!

(Silence)

Shadow: sorry dude, I have to be fair to everyone. He he he.

Oh yeah, UP, UP AND AWAY!! throws Kairi into orbit and hit's a meteor.

Anyways, and the final reviewer today is Crazy Stalker Chick.

Shadow: thinking ( That's one way to scare people )

OH!Heya, Riku? Can I take you home? LOL...but seriously, that's one of my questions.Okay, like, if it's everybody...Zexion: Do you lurve Demyx? And can I ship you off to my best friend littlegirl-chan? PUH-LEAZE? Sora: Does waking up and seeing Goofy's face at night scare you? I mean really, with shadows and stuff? XDRiku: Can I take you home? And yeah. There are my questions... for now... BTW, love your intro... THIS IS SPARTA! Love!

Ryuk: Let Zexion answer his question then sure, go nuts. gives Riku

Shadow: and remember, I need them next chapter, ok.

Riku: WHYYYYYYY!

Shadow: Quit cryin, ya big baby!

Zexion: I. Hate. DEMYX!!

Shadow: gives Zexion and Demyx

There's something extra.

Sora: No.

Shadow: Yeah right, Ryuk, you still got that tape??

Ryuk: of course. puts tape in and plays.

Sora: Snoring

Goofy: also snoring

Sora: suddenly wakes up I can't sleep. looks toward goofy

HEARTLESS!! Runs away, Far away.

Shadow/Ryuk: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Video stops playing

Everyone: Laughing at Sora

Riku: from crazy stalker chicks house No way. thats, That's really lame man. starts laughing

Shadow: Ok, Lets see, we rocked, we laughed, We TRIED to kill Kairi, and, we watched really funny stuff.

Ryuk: keep up the reviews and more events like this are likely to happen.

Shadow: THIS. IS. SPARTA!! Kicks Axel into fan girl pit.

Axel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Fan Girls: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(SILENCE)

Shadow: Poser, me and Ryuk are the only pyros around here. And please review. PLEASE, i'm begging you! Just kidding. But seriously, REVIEW.