We Were Abducted By Aliens

by Honeyspirit

The Turaga and Toa Nuva are abducted by aliens

2. Chapter 2

I've decided to make it a story cause I woulden't want to let this perfectly good second chapter go to waste.

The door opened and the second alien walked in.
"You guys are supposed to follow me." the second alien said.
The Turaga and Toa Nuva got up and walked out the door.
"So where are we gonna go next, put Kopaka in a fire room?"
"No, but good idea." The second alien said.
"Your gonna go in there." The second alien said and pointed to a door.
"OK!" Lewa said.
When they walked in the door was shut behind them.
"Wow we can bounce really high look at this!" Onewa said and bounced half way up the wall.
"This is boring." Kopaka said then begin to feel wet.
"Hey...What!" Kopaka yelled.
Lewa started whistling.
"You!" Kopaka said walking toward Lewa.
Lewa started jumping, "Come on come on, Kopaka will never jump up here it would be to much fun!"
Lewa jumped and grabbed the ceiling.
"Your lucky that you can grab the ceiling." Matau said.
"You can't stay up there for ever!" Kopaka yelled at him.
"Oh yeah, watch me." Lewa said.
Kopaka started to jump up and down.
"Hey, this is pretty fun!" Kopaka said happily.
All the Toa Nuva and Turaga stared at him.
Lewa fell from the ceiling in shock.
"What's everyone staring at?" Kopaka asked.
Nuju walked up to Kopaka and pulled out his spoon and hit him on the head.
"I'm sorry Kopaka but Ice toa aren't supposed to have fun," Nuju said "When we get back home I'm going to have to put you in the room."
"No not the room!" Kopaka screamed.
Vakama walked up to Nuju "What room, and why can't Ice toa have fun?" Vakama asked.
Nuju hit Vakama on the head with his spoon.
"What room, there is no room, and Ice toa can have fun!" Nuju said.
"You said something about a room and that Ice toa can't have fun." Gali said.
"Yeah and if you don't tell I'll whack ya on the head with da spoon of power!" Nokama said holding her spoon up in the air.
"No my dang Translator is mixed up." Nuju said.
"Here Let me fix it." Vakama said holding up a hammer.
"No, No it's fine now!" Nuju said.
"Kopaka What room and why can't ice toa have fun?" Gali asked.
"If...if ice toa have...have fun they...they put you...in a room...it's really dark and then they put a creepy clown in it...and...and it's starts singing a really happy song and when it leaves it says
Have A Nice Shiny Day!" Kopaka said "It's terrifying!"
Gali sent Nuju A happy death glare.
"OK, that was creepy." Nuju said "And...I'm innocent!"
"We're gonna have to punish you some how." Vakama said.
"I have some pickles, napkins, some spare rope, TNT and a match." Lewa said.
"Why do carry TNT around!" Vakama Yelled.
"Oh no reason." Lewa said evilly.
"Give me the rope." Vakama said.
Vakama tied Nuju's hands up "Give me the napkin." Vakama said.
Vakama rapped the napkin around Nuju's Translator.
"There that should do it." Vakama said.
Nokama walked up to Nuju and took his spoon away, Nuju's eyes widened.
"Here, dis is is a little gift from me!" Nokama said and hit him on the head with his own spoon.
A muffling sound came from Nuju translator.
"I think he said...Gfedt tsdhais ghalkg off meg." Lewa said.
"Who's meg?" Tahu asked.
"I don't know." Lewa said.
Nuju's translator started muffling again.
"What he say!" Tahu asked.
"He said, GHEFT TASHVFIS GHDAFDG OSDFDF MFES!" Lewa replied.
"I think he asked how to get rid of his Ex-girl friend." Lewa said.
"Oh I always find cutting the breaks on the vehicle works." Vakama said.
Nokama walked over to him and hit him on the head with her spoon.
"Wonder how he knows how to get rid of an Ex-girl friend." Lewa muttered to Tahu.
The door opened and the second alien walked in.
"Follow me to the...um, third fun room." The second alien said.
"What's in the third fun room?" Lewa asked.
"Um...Chainsaws." The second alien said.
"Wow." Lewa said looking at Nuju evilly.
Nuju started backing away nervously.
When they reached the door the second Alien took the rope and napkin off of Nuju.
"Oh, that's a lot better." Nuju said.
They walked into the room, and saw twelve chainsaws hanging on the wall.
They all grabbed one.
"Oh I know what I'm gonna do with this." Tahu said looking at Kopaka.
"Don't even think about it." Kopaka said to Tahu...kindly.
Tahu shuddered "He really needs to see a doctor."
"Oh It's not all that bad." Gali said dreamily.
Tahu rolled his eyes.
"Twenty widgets says he's acting." Lewa said to Tahu.
"Deal." Tahu replied.
"So what do you think we're supposed to do with these?" Nokama asked looking at Nuju evilly.
"Chop something up, like your team mate" said the second alien from a microphone.
"I would never...Well maybe to Kopaka when he's back to normal, but I would never once think about chopping my team mate!" Lewa said
The door opened and the first alien walked in.
"I need the shorter old guys to follow me."
"Hey, who you callin old sunny!" Onewa said.
"Um...You?" The first alien said.
"Why I oughta!" Onew said and then lunged at the first alien.
The second alien appeared and held him by the arm.
"What my...um friend is trying to say is we need the smaller guys and um lady to follow us to a special fun room just for them." the second alien said.
"What, We can't go to?" Lewa said.
"Nope." The second alien said.
Kopaka looked at the aliens with girly eyes.
The aliens blinked.
"Pull out the list again, Jolebie." The second alien said to the first "Cross girly eyes off the list."
"Got it." The first alien said.
"By the why what are your names?" The second alien asked.
"I'm Vakama, and that's Nokama." Vakama said and pointed at Nokama.
"I'm Matau." Matau said
"I'm Lewa." Lewa said.
"Oh I'm Kopaka." Kopaka said girlishly.
"Nuju's the name." Nuju said.
"I'm Onewa, Buster." Onewa said sternly.
"I'm Whenua, sunny." Whenua said happily.
"I'm Tahu, and that's my pretty Gali." Tahu said.
"I Am Onua." Onua said.
"Pohatu's the name and don't you forget it!" Pohatu said.
"OK then I need Vakama, Nokama, Matau, Nuju Onewa and Whenua to follow us." The second alien said.
"Oh, OK that's better." Onewa said.
The turaga walked out the door with the aliens.
"Well, At least I got there spoons." Lewa said holding there spoons in the air.
"OK, let's start the bidding price for Vakama's spoon at one widget." Lewa said.
"Two widgets!" Tahu said raising his hand in the air.
"Oh I'm so out bidding you here, eleven widgets!" Kopaka said.
"Eleven widgets do I hear twelve widgets, Going once going twice going thrice, Sold to the white toa in the corner of the room!" Lewa said.
"Why didn't you pay higher Tahu?" Lewa asked.
"Cause I might owe you twenty widgets, remember?" Tahu replied.
"Oh yeah." Lewa said.
"How do you know who's spoons are who's?" Gali asked.
"There names are engraved in there spoons." Lewa replied.
"Well I'm gonna try to get the whole collection." Kopaka said.
"Good luck, Kopaka." Lewa said.
"Yep!" Kopaka said.
"Now Let's start the bidding price for the rest of the Turaga's spoons with the names engraved in the spoons at one, thousand widgets." Lewa said.
The toa blinked.
"What, it's a good price you won't get a better price!" Lewa said.
"One, thousand one widgets!" Kopaka said.
"One, thousand two widgets!" Onua said.
"It's been two hours and you guys won't stop!" Lewa yelled.
"It's only been ten seconds." Gali said.
"Oh, really feels like it's been two hours." Lewa said.
"One, thousand two hundred." Kopaka said.
"Going once going twice sold to the white toa who I really don't care about cause I'm so tired." Lewa said.
Lewa fell to the ground asleep.
"I wonder how much money he has on him?" Pohatu said.
The door opened and a Turaga was pushed in.
"Whoa is that..." Tahu said.
"So weird, it's Duma!" Pohatu said.
"Wha wha, Doom!" Lewa said suddenly.
"It's Turaga Duma, sunny!" Turaga Duma said.
"What's with all the old guys around here!" Pohatu said.
"I didn't do it, It was swamp gas and it hit Tahu's roof and then it was a boom and a bang and boom and bang-a-dang-a-lang." Lewa said now fully awake.
"The matter of the house we'll deal with when the Turaga get back." Turaga Duma said.
"Fine but still...I didn't do it!" Lewa said.
"What eva!" Turaga Duma said.
"Hey, is that the complete collection of Turaga's spoons?" Turaga Duma asked.
"Yeah, and there mine all mine!" Kopaka said.
"I'll Give you mine for two widgets." Turaga Duma said.
"Don't do it Kopaka, It's a trap!" Lewa said.
"Completely made of gold." Turaga Duma said.
"OK Check the trap he hit his head on a rock some where." Lewa said.
The door opened and Tahu screamed like a little girl.
"Mouse, Mouse!" Tahu screamed in a girly voice.
"Tis only us brave Toa Nuva." Said a red thing.
"Dude that's so creepy, you know that right." Lewa said then fainted.
Six toa walked into the fun room, they bared a resemblance to the Turaga.
"Who are you?" Pohatu asked.
"What, you'd think they would recognize The Toa Metru." Matau said.
"Yikes." Onua said.
"We're in the prime of youth again." Onewa said.
Tahu rolled his eyes.
"Hey your the one who screamed like a little Girl." Onewa said.
The second alien walked in.
"Follow me." The second alien said.
"Where to next?" Lewa asked who had gotten over his fainting stage.
"A bedroom to stay in for the night." ^The second alien replied.
"OK." Lewa said.
"Here we are." The second alien said and opened the door and pushed them all in.
"I'll see you guys in the next fun room." The second alien said.
They all looked around and saw thirteen beds four chairs and a fireplace.
"Oh finally my love we shall be together!" Lewa said and jumped on the bed and hugged it.
"I guess we should get some rest." Gali said.
They all walked over to a bed and laid down in one.
"Night everyone." Gali said and fell asleep.

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