Sorry its been awhile I decided to take this story to the next chapter (literally). I figured ou tit would be so much easier to just update every Friday (or so)

Bella

Ok Lets get things in order.

1.)I took a walk through the woods.

2.)I heard a wooshing sound that sounded like you know who.

3.) I give myself a pep talk.

4.)I hear a southern accent that sounds familiar.

5.)I jump 10ft. In the air and yell 'PING PONG PIG'

6.) I faint and the mysterious man carries me to my room.

7.) I wake up and see none other than Jasper Cullen sitting in my rocking chair.

8.) Jasper gets up and comes over to me.

9.) We kiss.

10.)He apologizes.

11.)I faint again.

Ok now that that is out of the way how about I wake up from fainting.

"Bella, Bella, Bella you ok?"

"Oh yeah fine just you know me being a human. Overactive heart beat. The works."

"Ok if your sure"

"Jasper why why are you back"

"Oh long story of which I will get to when the time comes. What have you been up to?"

"Ok well after you know who left I fainted in the woods. Turns out there are werewolves here. Charlie found out what you guys were and wasn't to happy. Harry Clearwater died. Dad went and lived with the Clearwater's. He is now engaged to Sue. So I live here alone. I visit Dad, against my will, on Christmas. Thanksgivings with my mom. Who had another kid. I finished college and I am now working at Pandora Charms and Coach. Alice would love it. And everything else is fine I guess."

"Sounds interesting"

"Wait speaking of Alice. Why arent you with her?"

"Ah the long story. Well Alice figured out that she has more fun with Emmett and went off with him. Then Rosalie started dating Edward. And then there was me.