Chiaki Nanami to Hajime Hinata: what r u going 2 get nagito 4 his birthday?
Hajime: I was thinking a phone?
Chiaki: woah
Chiaki: that's huge
Hajime: I know I was just thinking that if he had a phone he could text us
Hajime: I don't want him feeling left out you know
Chiaki: aw
Chiaki: that's cute
Chiaki: how bout we both put money in n buy him a phone 2gether?
Hajime: good idea
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Kazuichi Souda to who would win in open combat; spongebob vs batman?: can some1 tell Hajime 2 stop sending pictures of me with insults photoshopped onto them in glitter pink its starting 2 hurt my feelings
Hajime Hinata sent an image
Kazuichi: :(((((((((
Fuyuhiko: wow hajime your right kaz does look like a divorced housewife with three kids
Peko: Why is that so specific?
Chiaki: we should be asking y its so accurate
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Nagito Komaeda to Hajime Hinata: well I have a phone now
Hajime: !
Hajime: also cant believe that was ur first message ever
Hajime: lame
Nagito: damnit
Nagito: don't tell chiaki she'll drag me
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Chiaki Nanami to Nagito Komaeda: aha lame
Nagito: :(
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Hajime Hinata to penguins r people 2: Chiaki your overuse of exclamations marks are making everyone uncomfortable
Hajime: please stop
Chiaki: never!
Nagito: ill buy you the box set of bake off if you'll stop
Chiaki: ok
Kazuichi: priorities
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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu to Nagito Komaeda: you can't get bake off as box sets
Nagito: I mean the real question here is how do you know that
Fuyuhiko: bye
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Kazuichi Souda to skeet skeeT: does any1 have Sonia's number
Kazuichi: ?
Kazuichi: hello?
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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu to Sonia Nevermind: ditch your phone
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Chiaki Nanami to Sonia Nevermind: flee the country
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Peko Pekoyama to Sonia Nevermind: I can get you a new identity, no questions asked.
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Hajime Hinata to Sonia Nevermind: get out while you still can
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Nagito Komaeda to Sonia Nevermind: opinion time: vanilla or chocolate icecream
Sonia: vanilla
Nagito: wrong answer
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Kazuichi Souda to exams arent important right?: thx 4 sonia's number nagito
Fuyuhiko: damnit komaeda
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Hajime Hinata to Chiaki Nanami: im leaving you for nagito
Chiaki: y
Hajime: he has all the shrek movies
Chiaki: fair
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Nagito Komaeda to Hajime Hinata: stop telling people I have all the shrek movies!
Nagito: I don't and now they have standards
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Sonia Nevermind to Chiaki Nanami: I heard that you and Hajime got Nagito a phone for his birthday.
Chiaki: ya
Sonia: Well, do you think I should get the same for Gundam for his birthday?
Chiaki: um
Chiaki: brb
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Chiaki Nanami to giraffes have long necks cuz theyre full of secrets: should gundam get a phone
Hajime: hmmmm
Kazuichi: no!
Fuyuhiko: I would like to be able to text him about history
Peko: How did you communicate before?
Fuyuhiko: by pigeon
Kazuichi: imagine the damage he could do if he had a phone!
Hajime: well I have a limited supply of pigeons unfortunately so I vote yes
Kazuichi: betrayal!
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Chiaki Nanami to Sonia Nevermind: ya get him 1
Sonia: Why am I getting an abundance of messages from Kazuichi about pigeons?
Chiaki: oh ya kno
Chiaki: thats just kaz
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Chiaki Nanami to I love c(l)ocks: jus sayin but has any1 here actually seen a zebra
Hajime: darling,,,,,,,,, dearest,,,,,,,,,,,, the light of my life,,,,,,,,,,, pls go to sleep
Kazuichi: omg
Kazuichi: shes rite
Kazuichi: what if zebras arent real?
Nagito: im the one who came up with this idea btw
Hajime: I want a divorce
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Chiaki Nanami to Hajime Hinata: hey
Chiaki: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Hajime: your literally across the room why are you texting me
Chiaki: tell Nagito he looks cute 2day
Hajime: why don't you just text him that
Hajime: or better yet just tell him OUTLOUD considering you're in the same room
Chiaki: jus do it
Hajime: fine
Hajime: he says thanks
Chiaki: :D
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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu to Peko Pekoyama: hey can you come and pick me up
Peko: Where are you?
Peko: Fuyuhiko?
Peko: Fuyuhiko your worrying me
Peko: fuyuhiko
Fuyuhiko: m fine
Fuyuhiko: m jus tired
Peko: where are you?
Fuyuhiko: Hajime's
Peko: I'm coming to get you
Fuyuhiko: u know ur really pretty
Fuyuhiko: like ur eyes
Fuyuhiko: are marvelous
Peko: are you drunk?
Fuyuhiko: no
Fuyuhiko: I jus havent slept in like
Fuyuhiko: too long
Peko: you can sleep at my place
Fuyuhiko: ur the best
Fuyuhiko: I love you
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Kazuichi Souda to mary, queen of scots, can suck my di: damn sonia thique
Hajime Hinata has left the group.
Chiaki: DDDDDDDDDDD:
Hajime Hinata has been added to the group.
Hajime: kaz shut up
Chiaki: :DDDDDDDDDD
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Nagito Komaeda to Hajime Hinata: I hate poetry
Hajime: your literally studying english
Nagito: ye
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Gundam Tanaka to Hajime Hinata: WHERE IS THE HISTORY HOMEWORK
Hajime: um
Hajime: i have a spare sheet I can give you
Gundam: THAT WOULD BE MOST BENEFITIAL
Gundam: DROP THEM OFF AT MY FRONT DOORSTEP
Hajime: but
Hajime: fine
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Nagito Komaeda to Hajime Hinata: but you don't even know where he lives
Hajime: yup
Hajime: im just gonna give it to sonia and hope she knows
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Kazuichi Souda to kids r us more like I wanna die: do u think I should write a poem 4 sonia
Hajime: god no
Kazuichi: too late :)
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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu to welp im failing: just saw Teruteru get fuckin decked in maths this morning
Hajime: wow why
Fuyuhiko: he grabbed Akane's ass so she turned around and just knocked his teeth out
Chiaki: what an icon
Nagito Komaeda changed the group name to: Akane Owari for president 2020