Hello Guys I decided to do the disclaimer in the beginning.

" Sushi-kun, will you do the disclaimer? Pweaseeeeeeeee?"

" Fine, kid"

Disclaimer: This little shrimp here owns nothing from Naruto; although if she did...(Dreaming about him being buddies with Aqua man)

Well then...onto da story!

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Sakura's POV

"Well, this is awkward, un?" Deidara asked uncertainly

" Hn," Itachi answered.

Since Sakura spent some time with Sasuke a few years back she could totally translate all monosyllabic words uttered by Itachi. Sakura explained this to everyone and everyone gave her a da-hell-do-u-understand-his-language look. Itachi`s face remained like this the whole time -_-.

" Hey Sakura-chan, Tsunade-Baachan said you can come home without charges!" Naruto suddenly broke the awkward silence by shouting

What Naruto didn`t know was that in the last four years she had assassinated at LEAST forty politicians in EACH country each heavily guarded. She had trained ruthlessly for at least nine hours a day. She took on assassination A-ranked missions for fucking fun. It`s not that she enjoyed killing, she just tended to get bored on the run and she needed money too. Che, if she WAS innocent she would decline anyways.

"Sorry, Naruto, I`m not going back there," Sakura said the last word with venom lacing it.

" Then we have to take you by force," Neji stated in a monotone voice.

The Akatsuki were prepared to fight as well, but Sakura already put up a hand that stated to put da frickin weapons DOWN now unless they wanted to get hurt.

Sakura suddenly flash stepped towards the Leaf-nin that they weren`t even prepared to fight.

" Sakura Blade Storm!" Sakura yelled as she did some hand-signs

Sakura had manipulated the wind and summoned a few thousand sakura blossoms, their petals now honed with chakra. The jutsu enshrouded the entire group of shinobi and sliced anything that came into contact among it. The only few standing were Neji, Hinata, and Naruto. The others stood in bloody heaps from the petal`s furious beating. Sakura stared at the rest of the damage smirking with satisfaction; she still had most of her chakra!

"Alright then Sakura-chan I`ll do it! Kage Buunshin no Jutsu! Naruto cried

Six Naruto`s stepped up to battle me, I smirked, before they even stepped two feet I had sliced them with my sparkly new kunai(cuz who doesn't want a bedazzled kunai)all lightly causing them to poof away. Naruto gaped openly while I thought of a new jutsu I had invented to eliminate the two Hyuuga`s.

I concentrated on the leaves of a nearby willow tree and using a little bit of wind chakra I yelled," Weeping Willow`s Dance!" the willow leaves swirled and all halted to stop and pointed at the two Hyuuga`s they all honed in on the couple. Neji and Hinata tried to defend themselves but a few got to them from their blind spot striking a pressure point and both fell unconscious.

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Itachi's POV

Now the Akatsuki were interested some openly gaped while once in a while there was a 'damn' or 'bitch got u good' and the occasional 'I'm not paying for that.' They were all pretty impressed, the pinkeye surprised them was an understatement.

But I didn't do any of that cuz I is da boss at emotion control, although I did ALMOST swear. Da fuck?

So you do know cuss words.

Why are you back?

Cuz I'm the hobo in your mind except very dignified and own a mind harem!

...

What!?

So what's that warm fuzzy feeling I have in my chest when I look at her?

Son, I'm glad you found your first true love!

Oh shit. I have emotions...AHHHHHHHHH!

Oh my god it's the frickin end of the world and I won't be dying of my one true love:dango.

Hn.

Are you Hn ing me, well then Mr. I'm so superior why don't you try to pull the 20 foot stick outta your a-

Thats when Itachi's train of thoughts got cut off and he slammed into a lingerie shop. All was silent when a dark aura came oozing out of Itachi.

TBC...

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Oh no! The horror of Itachi's wrath!

Review and I'll send you an Itachi-sempai body pillow, cuz the real ones seducing me into havi- *cough* I mean he's asking me to write this! Hahahahaha...

-_- don't judge me