Happy KAWAII-DESU story
One bright sunny desu kawaii day, Josh and Ilsa were frolicking in a happy sunny meadow filled with cute fluffy desu bunnies and pretty flowers when they were called in by the king of At-Dobuew-At Land. It was all very shiny desu. But the trouble is...there was not enough shiny, because someone stole the dodge tool. Without this precious dodge tool, the land of At-Dobuew-At was not shiny enough. It needed MOAR DODGE DESU. This land of At-Dobuew-At could not survive without this precious Dodge tool. So the King of At-Dobuew-At hired Josh and Ilsa to investigate this lack of shinyness. He said that the land was only shiny and sparkly, but not eye-blinding desu enough. The usagi-chans were not kawaii enough. The flowers did not radiate in neon colors. And the SUN DID NOT KILL EVERYONE FROM THE SHINY DESUNESS. This was tragic. Without this shiny desu ness, the world would fall into normal colors and the shinyness would be lost FOREVER!!!! So Josh and Ilsa went to investigate this lack of Shinyness. They first investigated the royal keep for the Moar Dodge tool. "Oh no desu!" said Ilsa, "What is wrong desu?" "Elementary desu, my dear Ilsa-chan, there is not enough desu for the people ot At-Dobuew-At land to survive desu. We always need MOAR DESU KAWAIINESS." Josh replied happily. After a few more investigation of the shiny room with shiny lights and shiny mirrors reflecting shiny light to make it MOAR SHINY DESU, Josh and Ilsa saw a shiny desu little girl. And a shiny desu pedobear [jkjk 8D]. They saved the kawaii desu little girl from the pedobear. This shiny desu girl had shiny desu green hair and shiny desu blocky eyes...but the most desu part about the little girl was that she was expressionless, which is the prized quality among all the people of At-Dobuew-At land. She told them that the God of At-Dobuew-At land needed the Dodge tool to make MOAR worlds SHINEY AND DESU KAWAII. So then Josh and Ilsa went back to the king of At-Dobuew-At land and told the king. The king agreed that this was a suitable reason for borrowing the MOAR DODGE TOOL OF KAWAII DESUNESS and allowed them to go. Everybody lived a happily desu kawaii life ever after.