{A/N} I don't own Pokémon. Chapter is rewritten on 8/6/2015

At the Hall of Origin

Pyro: Hey guys! I'm back!

Legendaries: [Groan]

Pyro: [Growls] What's that supposed to mean?! Anyways, I have a review!"

Legendaries: [Whines] Noooooooo!

Pyro: From Aurawarrior13!

Truths:

Arceus? What's your opinion on each legendary?

Ray: If you could do anything to Latias without anyone doing anything to stop you, what would you do?

Lugia: Who's your favorite fellow Legendary?

Moltres, Articuno, Zapdos: what's your relationship with each other?

Suicune, Entei, Raikou: same thing as the Bird Trio

Dares:

I dare Entei and Raikou to fight over Suicune

Arceus you have to kiss one of the male legendaries

Ray you will have to be in the same room as Mewtwo and a sugar-hyped Mew

Darkrai has to learn a move based on Light

Same thing for Cresselia except a Dark move

Keldeo needs to sing Roar by Katy Perry

Pyro: Ah, AuraWarrior13. Now, truths first! Arceus, opinions on each legendary?

Arceus: Well, Reshiram is nice but a bit shy. Latias is one hella tough girl. Mew very playful and don't let her near sugar-

Mew: Why?! I can behave myself!

Latias: [Huffs] As if!

Arceus: Carrying on. Celebi is a psychopath. Mesprit, too emotional-

Mesprit: [Cries]

Arceus: That's the proof. Articuno is a bit harsh when it comes to criticizing things. Moltres is normal. Suicune is one who is flirty. Ho-oh is one timid bird I'd say. Kyogre is a sadist, like you. Dialga likes to prank people. Cressilia is just a nice girl. I don't know about Phione, she won't talk to anyone. Shaymin is a bit rough-

Shaymin: Like your face!

Rayquaza: Ooooooohh! Burn!

Arceus: Shut it Ray! Virizion is also shy. Meloetta sings everytime I talk to her so I don't know much. Heatran thinks she's bad at everything. Uxie is a know-it-all. Manaphy is the same as Phione. On with the boys next, Zapdos flirts with just about anyone at any time-

Zapdos: Screw all this, are you free tomorrow night? [Winks]

Arceus: [Rolls eyes] Ugh! Mewtwo is very secretive and boring. Raikou is fun to be around with. Entei has a fiery attitude. Lugia acts like a soldier. Regice, Registeel, Regirock and Regigigas just make weird noises, I don't know about them. Latios is a loner

Latios: [Asks himself] Why do they all say that about me?

Arceus: Groudon is over-confident. Rayquaza tries to be funny and fails a lot. Jirachi sleeps too much…

Jirachi: zzzz… mm, hmm? Someone say my name? [Rubs eyes]

Arceus: My point exactly. Deoxys is a sadist. Azelf likes to blackmail others. Palkia worries way too much. Darkrai also pranks people by putting them to sleep and making them have nightmares without knowing. Victini plays too much with Mew. Cobalion, still in the chivalry mode. Terrakion, likes to fight too much. Thundurus and Tornadus causes mayhem together

Victini: What? She's playful and tries to get me to play all the time!

Arceus: Zekrom, he plays pranks that usually go too far (like in Paris). Any that heard Kyurem's voice before should feel privileged. Keldeo is almost hyper all the time. Genesect just stands there and interrupts people for fu-

Genesect: Not true

Arceus: See! Well, lastly, Giratina. He's a sweet guy although he doesn't talk much. There! Done, finally!

Pyro: Congrats. Ray, if you could do anything to Latias without anyone doing anything to stop you, what would you do?

Rayquaza: [Looks at Latias and grins] Well I would have-

Latias: [Glares at Rayquaza]

Rayquaza: I… er… I would dance with her!

Pyro: Okay? Whatever works I guess. Next! Lugia, who's your favorite fellow legendary?

Lugia: I'd say Ho-oh

Ho-oh: Really? Thank you Lugy! [Hugs him]

Lugia: [Laughs] You're welcome

Pyro: Ahem, well. Moltres, Articuno and Zapdos, what's your relationship with each other?

Articuno: We are sisters

Zapdos: Hey! What about me?!

Articuno: We don't consider a flirty pervert our brother

Raikou: Oooohh, that's gotta sting

Everyone: [Laughs]

Pyro: Okay, calm down everyone. We have a lot more to do. Same question for you three [Points to Raikou, Suicune and Entei]

Suicune: Well, we're just normal siblings. Although I want to be much more than that to Rai~

Entei: WHAT! And you never fuckin thought to tell ME?!

Pyro: Shut it Entei. Now, the dares! Rai and En has to fight for Suicune

Entei: Oh, it's on!

Suicune: Go Rai!

Entei: Shut up Sui [Fires Fire Blast, knocking Raikou out in one hit] Hahahaha-

Suicune: [Hydro Pumps Entei] Don't you dare hurt Rai!

Pyro: Now, Arceus, kiss one of the males! [Snickers]

Arceus and male legendaries: WHAAAAAT?!

Pyro: [Grins sadistically] Do it, or I get a chance to 'play' with you

Arceus: Fine [Walks over to male legendaries]… [Kisses Giratina]

Giratina: [Shocked] Wha- what?

Rayquaza: [Wolf-whistles]

Latias: [Whacks Rayquaza over the head]

Pyro: Okay! Rayquaza, you will have to be in the same room as Mewtwo and a sugar-hyped Mew! This'll be fun [Chuckles darkly]

*Pyro whistles and Rayquaza, Mewtwo and Mew were teleported into an enclosed room with Mew tearing into a bag of sugar. Others are looking into the 50 inch TV screen that showed the room*

Rayquaza: [Banging on door]

Mewtwo: [Conjures lab notes and begins to work on them]

Mew: [Starts getting high and flies around screaming and firing attacks of all kinds]

Rayquaza: [Curls up in a ball on the ground] Why me?! I hate you Pyro! I hate you Aurawarrior!

5 minutes later

*Mewtwo sighs and grabs Mew by the tail and jabbed one of his fingers to the base of her neck, hard, making her fall unconscious*

Mewtwo: That's better

Rayquaza: I owe you Mewtwo! Thank you very much!

Pyro: [Mutters] That was anti-climactic, but it was fun while it lasted [Teleports three of them back] Darkrai! You have to learn a light move and Cresselia has to learn a dark move!

Darkrai: What if we don't?

Pyro: Wanna try?

Darkrai: Yeah, I ain't scared of no Zorua's

Cresselia: [Annoyed] Yeah, me too! Why should we do what you say

Pyro: [Ecstatic] Okay! Fine by me!

Arceus: [Says in prayer tone] Darkrai and Cresselia, you lived a good life. It is sad that you have to die so young

*Pyro takes them to a room with 2 chairs and a TV. He chains Darkrai and Cresselia forcefully to the chairs and forced them to watch Barney for 5 hours straight*

Pyro: Now, while we wait for them, Keldeo!

Keldeo: Yessir!

Pyro: Sing Roar by Katy Perry

Keldeo: [Sings Roar] 'Cause I am a champion and you're going to hear me roar!

Legendaries: [Laughs at Keldeo's high-pitched voice

Pyro: Okay then… you guys dun gude today!

Uxie: You mean 'done good'?

Pyro: [Scoffs] Whatever. That's all for now, I'll leave you be! [Teleports away]

{A/N} Yep… First chapter re-written