"You think… you're the dark lord… you are wrong,"
Voldemort frowned "What's with the dodgy breathing?"
"I find your lack of faith disturbing," Came the answer.
"Excuse me?"
"Luke…. I am your father!"
"Luke? I'm not… Luke…" Voldemort stuttered.
"Generic Star Wars quote,"
With that Darth Vader choked Voldemort to death.
"Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun" Vader said… but obviously with a tune and not just words that I just wrote down.
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Voldemort had a heart attack because Jordon's boobs were too big for him to handle….
….
50 cent shot that motho in the ass obviously.
….
"Grrrrrrr,"
Voldemort looked around worriedly.
"Did you hear that?" He asked that Malfoy bastard.
"Hear what?" The silky haired cunt asked.
Suddenly Voldemort was on the floor and Simba was eating his face off…. Timon and Pumba were also there for shits and giggles.
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A random death eater accidently tripped Voldemort up and he fell on his wand.
To be lazily continued some other time….