Chapter 2

"Royale" Ludroth gets bumped from the swim team

Mr. Ludroth, as he proclaimed himself, was unhappy. He had just realized today that while he thought of himself as a great renaissance man, doing water color paintings and being a synchronized swimmer in middle school, he discovered that he didn't make the cut.

That's right, the man known throughout the world as the best swimmer ever (maybe he exaggerated in his mind a bit) did not make the swim team. His heart burned with fiery passion. How could this be? Why would this happen to someone as great, talented, and modest as he? As he raged in silence he noticed an exquisite beauty come into his homeroom. Her hair shimmered with brilliant shades of lavender and jade. Her skin seemed to glow radiantly in the light of the sun. Her clothes clung tightly to her body, revealing her voluptuous figure. Her smile lit up the entire room with serene grace. Ludroth couldn't believe his eyes.

"She can't be real, she must have a flaw," Royal Ludroth thought, until he heard her voice.

"Hi, I'm Qurupeco! You must be Royale Ludroth," Qurupeco said angelically.

"For you, madame, I will be anything," Royale Ludroth said in a suave voice.

Unfortunateley for them, before things could proceed further, a small strange creature wearing a small acorn mask came in.

"IS EVERYONE HERE FOR Shaka-Shakespearean Literature?" came a low-pitched thundering voice.

Everyone froze. How did this small creature even have the ability to speak this low!? While everyone stared in awe, the professor grew tired and hit Royale Ludroth with a boomerang.

"Ouch!" Royale Ludroth said in indignation. "Why would you harm one so magnificent as I?"

"IF YOU DON'T ANSWER NOW IT WILL ONLY BE WORSE-WORSE... CHA!"

Everyone in the room immediately answered that they were indeed there to hear about the great writer Shakespeare.

"GOOD, then let US BEGIN! CHA!"

"Wait, can you at least tell us your name?" said a nameless nobody in the back of the room.

"SHUT UP JAGGI, DO NOT SPEAK-SPEAK UNTIL SPOKEN TO. I AM GOD IN THIS ROOM."

Jaggi wet himself and ran to the bathroom. People would have laughed at him if it weren't for the fact that they all wet themselves also.

"Listen up! I am Cha-Cha, slayer of demons."

"Really?" said another nameless nobody.

"SHUT YOUR FACE ARZUROS, or SHOULD Cha-Cha slay himself a nerd!"

Arzuros had a heart attack at that moment and was taken to the nurse's office.

End of chapter 2