Nick Jonas blinked a few times in shock, and then walked towards the woman. It was then that he realized she seemed to be talking to herself. The music in "da club" seemed to cover up her angry mutterings, though. "Ain't no love up in the club..." she murmured, sounding frustrated and maybe even the slightest bit tipsy.
He stopped about a foot in front of the woman and tapped her on the shoulder, his heart pounding like crazy. "Hello, beautiful...how's it going?" he asked slowly, trying (but failing miserably) to sound incredibly sexy. His voice ended up cracking a lot, due to the fact that he had not yet gone through puberty. Damn you, hormones, he thought, wincing.
The woman turned around, and stared at him. "You been starin' over here all night for free." she said, raising her eyebrows as she looked him over. "And I ain't takin' no cash or credit." Nick Jonas gasped audibly. The thought of screaming "OH GOD TAKE ME NOW!" crossed his mind, but he (thankfully) kept his mouth shut. There before him was none other than Jennifer Lopez herself.
Before he could say anything slightly comprehensible, he turned his head to the sound of his brothers' voices. "I JUST WANNA PLAY MY MUSIC!" whined one of his brothers as he was being pushed out of the club by a bouncer (although Nick wasn't sure why). In fact, he wasn't even really sure which one of his brothers it was. They all looked the same to him.
