Davide stares at a wall.
Davide: Hmmmm...
Davide then looks at the bookshelf near him.
Davide: sigh... I'M BORED!
A door opens and Remilia walks through.
Remilia hands Davide a photo.
Davide: What is this?
Remilia: Thank me later.
Davide looks at the photo, the photo of himself before he became a vampire.
Davide: why?
Remilia: You changed.
Davide: ...?
Remilia: You turned into this... monster of vengeance and revenge...
Davide: You don't even know why i chose to become a vampire...
Remilia: Well, i DID help you become one, REMEMBER?
Davide: Whatever... just go away...
Davide pushes Remilia out of the room and slams the door.
Davide looks at the photo again.
He sees a girl in the photo.
Davide: Who is that?...
Davide is confused by the photo. He stands up and walks to the door.
The door opens and Sakuya walks through.
Sakuya: Here's your tea.
Davide gives no response and walks through the door.
Sakuya is confused.
Sakuya: Did i say something wrong?
Davide walks randomly through Gensokyo while looking at the photo.
Davide: Hmmmmm...
Suddenly he bumps into Marisa.
Marisa: Hey!
Davide: ... why?
Marisa: huh?
Davide stands up
Marisa: Nice photo.
Marisa looks at the photo in her hand.
Davide: Hey! Give that back!
Marisa: Hmmmmm...
Marisa starts to laugh.
Davide: Why are you laughing
Marisa: This photo is from the time when you were human!
Davide: Yes, so?
Marisa: I remember when you came to Gensokyo for the first time.
Davide: do you know who that girl is on the photo?
Marisa: Hmmmm... Maybe, i don't know~
Davide: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW...
Marisa laughs
Davide: You know the first time i came here but you don't know THIS GIRL?!
Marisa: I do... but i will do it for something...
Davide: What do you want ...
Marisa: First, i want my hat back ...
Marisa points at her hat on Davide's head
Davide: But... the hat is fun 3:
Marisa: Second, i want to eat something because i'm starving.
Davide: ... is that it?
Marisa: Yup, thats it.
Davide: ... Where do you want to go then?
Marisa: I got the perfect place...
-LATER-
Davide: The perfect place? This is your house damnit!
Marisa: I told you i was hungry!
Davide: sigh... whatever... can you now tell me who this girl is?
Marisa pushes a table into the middle of the room.
Davide is confused.
Marisa: lie down.
Davide does what Marisa says
Marisa: Stay here.
Marisa rushes into another room
Davide: Ummmm
Marisa returns with a spellbook
Davide: What are you going to do?
Marisa: I don't know, i'm just a ordinary magican. Now, close your eyes.
Davide closes his eyes.
Suddenly Davide wakes up in a forest.
Davide: Huh? Where am i?
Davide: Oh yeah, wolf meat.
Davide stands up with wolf meat in his hand
Davide: Whatever...
Davide gets pushed to the ground
Davide: wtf?
Girl: You baka.
Davide: Me? YOU!
The girl grabs Davide's hand and pulls him up
Davide: Damn you Jazzy.
Jaz: Hehehe. Should we go to the camp now?
Davide: Ok...
They walk to the camp together.
Jaz: Kittie! We are back!
Kit: Good. ... Ew, Davide.
Davide: What ... Why ew!?
Jaz: You got blood all over your face weirdo.
Davide: You are a weirdo, weirdo.
Davide throws the meat on the ground
Davide: Here is your meat ...
Kit: It took you bloody long enough you turd.
Davide: You weren't the one lying on the ground!
Kit: Why have you been lying on the ground you retard!
Davide: I don't know?! I just was ...
Jaz: Kittieeeee, can you help me plz?
Kit: What now.
Kittie walks up to jaz
Davide looks at his body
Davide: Oh yeah, my sword.
Davide takes out his sword.
Davide: Shiny~
Kit: Davide! Stop looking at your sword and help me and jaz to get this campfire working!
Davide sighs and helps them
-Some minutes later-
Davide eats his meat
Davide: yay
Kit: wow, this meat is not bad.
Davide: Ha! See!
Jaz: Do you remember back at home...
Davide and Kit looks at Jaz
Jaz: What happened to our planet...
Davide: What do you mean?
Jaz: Can't you remember? Reality just... Broke apart... Something must have happened.
Davide: Oh... Yeah...
Davide looks at his hoodie
Kit: Who is that on your hoodie anyway?
Davide: Oh, it's a Touhou character.
Jaz: Which one ...
Davide: It's Youmu.
Jaz: You mean the one with the katanas that you showed me.
Davide nods.
Suddenly there is a flash of light in the distance.
Kit: What is that?...
Davide: I don't know...
Kit: Wanna find out?
Davide: Sure.
Davide and Kit stands up
Jaz: I don't know if we should...
Davide: Meh, i don't care, i'm armed with a sword!
Jaz: So?
Kit: Don't run towards it you retard!
Davide keeps running
Davide: I don't care!
Suddenly Davide stops.
Davide: Huh?
Davide's feet are stuck in ice
Davide: WEGA! I don't like this.
?: Who may you be ...
Davide looks up at the person
Davide is shocked and amazed at the same time.
Davide: But... YOU ARE ESDEATH!... From that one Anime and Manga! I remember!
Esdeath: What?...
Davide: ...
Esdeath: So, tell me your name already.
Davide: Uh, Davide?
Esdeath: Davide? Not David?
Davide: Nope, my name is Italian you ass.
Esdeath: ...
Jaz: Davide! Where are youuuuuuu?
Kit: Come here!
Jaz: Here davy davy davy!
Kittie looks up at the sky
Kit: It's getting late, we should head back.
Davide: Where are you taking me? ...
Esdeath: The City.
Davide: Wut? Why u do this?
Esdeath throws Davide on the ground
Esdeath: Maybe you should stop talking so weird.
Davide is sad
Davide: ok...
Esdeath starts to carry Davide again
Davide starts to talk in his head "you ass...
Suddenly, a image of his friend Sayon appears in his head.
Sayon: You ass, why is Esdeath carrying you?
Davide: Well, she captured me.
Sayon: Pfff, Orec wouldn't get captured.
Davide: Well, i'm not Orec, Orec actually exists now.
Sayon: ALL our creations live now. Even The Banner lives right now.
Davide: ... yes...
Sayon: Make sure you don't meet him maaaaaaaaaan.
Davide: I know! i don't wanna die ...
Esdeath: Here we are...
Davide: Huh?