I saied. I waz gueng two hoogwawtz, andz I waz su exkited f0ur wiiz rdz scool, andz su exkited I coodent fix de boi wid de dehmonez. Su I wernt 2 hoogwawtz andz sits in a chir andz dey puut a hot one mai hed.
"YUU'Z LUK LIKE YUU'Z GUNNA BEH GRIYFEENDUR, BUUT I'MMZ NUT SHUR" Dey hot sayedz. I saied, I whoped I wood beh puut in griyfeendur, but I am su 3vil dat I cood beh a sluethurin 0r soimeting. I cl pp3d becuz I goot griyfeendur and sit done next two soom ked wid a nam teg. It'z red Hayri Pooter. Whut a wird nam. Buut I liced it, itz waz c00l. Der wer to oda kedz nemed Himeunii andz Reb, buut Hayri waz c00l3st. It'z waz luve t fist site.
Hayri waz allz g00gly I's four meh and I new hi liced mai wernd cuz itz pank andz nu oda wernd izu pank. "I izu Raven, hAyRi PoOtEr!111!11" I sayedz. Hi smeled at meh andz sade, "NEEVA GUNA GEVE YUU UUPPP NEEVA GUNA LETE YUU DUNE!" andz I totez craied cuz datz mai teme sung. Andz hi ashked meh oat andz wee er detingz n00w. Su rumuntik.
S00ry guiz abut grammer agin. Oh andz mai pr00fil sais amirekaa becuz datz wer I liive cuurenttlyy. Tankz four licing mai stury su fair, kep luking oat four it!