The Long Engagment of Putting and Adrein Brody

by Lemons Lehmann

Basicly wut happen is Adarien Birdy an Valdemir Puting r in luv but dere s a LOT moar. An it's not rly 4 Splice but I couldnt figure out where 2 put it but Adeerin wuz so hawt in dat movie lol.

2. Chapter 2

Wladyslaw Baby Don't Hurt me

Dat night, Birdy n Putter went out to a fanky restoran called Megan Fox Café Italiano, were a punk rock band called Susan n Rototo n the Gay Jesus Lemurs wer playin. Brady got drunk frum all da vodka an wounded up swinging from a shandaler. Putta was embarazado (lol dats Spanisch fur embaresd) and try to get his finance down but Borad was havin 2 much funds so Pudding ate desert alone in a corner n cried tears of sadnezz, his dset was a sandvich ov cupcakes cheerios choclat and despair. Finnishly Adron got down n applized 2 his lova.

"U no Birdy sumtimez I don't like you but sometimes I luv u n I don't get it but u make me cry since the Peen and –" Then that song wit Riana came on n Pudding started 2 sing "I hate how much I luv u boy" but in Rushin and Bardy dident understand so he cried in Polish and den dey both went home to Putter's beach house and did it to E-Rotics "Do It All Night" (AN: I luv dat song.)