Teenage Mom Rush!
The Hideous Contract!
"Noooooooo!" Alice shrieked, her voice echoed in the fields. "I'm just a teen! I don't wanna be a mom! This brat is already fourteen! I can't possibly be his mom!"
Ace raised his eyebrows; "Eh? How do you know I'm fourteen, old hag?"
"Beats me. And…WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?" Alice started to chase the brunet kid with her sickle.
"Uwaaaah! Murderer! Murdereeeer!" Ace shrieked as he ran.
Gray cleared his throat and pulled out a file from his coat. "Alice, do you recognize this contract?"
Alice stopped chasing Ace and ran back to Gray, narrowing her eyes on the paper. "Ah! The inheritance contract! Of course, I signed it!"
"Then," Gray flipped the first page, revealing another sheet. "That means you have also signed this."
Alice froze and gaped. The first contract's signature was…carbon-copied!?
And the contract was…AN ADOPTION LETTER.
I will take Ace as my son, and if I can't do my role as a mother for him, I shall lose my farm and pay 10 million dollars to cover my parents' debts.
-Signed, Alice Liddell
"EEEEH!? HAH!? HUUUH!?"
Ace snatched the contract and twitched. "What the hell!? I don't want to be the son of this foolish girl!"
Gray pulled out another file. "Do you remember that you've signed this?"
Ace glanced at the new contract. "That's the kendo scholarship I attended three years ago until today." He froze. "Don't…tell me." He snatched the paper and flipped it, revealing the carbon-copied contract under it.
"No. Way. No!" he shoved the contract to Gray. "This is a trick! They tricked me! They tricked me into signing this without my knowing! I shall sue this to court!"
Alice stared at the kid. "Do you even have money, brat?"
SMACK
"Shut up, idiot! Don't remind me!" Ace had smacked the teen with a broomstick. "I will never call you my mother!"
Gray then opened his palm to Alice. "With that being said, I'm asking your field papers and ten million dollars."
"Eeeeh! Wait! I don't have ten freaking million dollars, dude!" Alice pulled her hair. "You brat! Don't say that already!"
"Ack! You're actually thinking of trying to fulfill that contract!?" Ace grimaced in disgust. "Kiss my ass! Bah!" he looked away and started to stomp angrily, leaving the two.
"Well, Alice Liddell…?"
"Gray! You were my middle school friend! I even cooked you lunch that one time!"
"I'm just a lawyer…just doing my job." Gray sighed, ruffling his dark hair. "Well, for the mean time, just try to get him call you 'mother'. Be nice to him. He might be rough and talks harsh, but he's a young-world-champion kendo athlete. He signed the contract to join the kendo academy in Japan, and the academy made a deal with your parents because they don't really want to waste money taking care of him."
Alice twitched angrily. Sure, dump everything on her. "But what about his parents?"
"Ace is an orphan. He doesn't have a surname because he's raised in the orphanage." Gray opened his suitcase and pulled a book. "Here's the guide, listing all things about Ace. Good luck, Alice Liddell." He stuffed the book to her and bowed, walking away.
"Wha—but…Aaargh! This is impossible!" Alice whined and glared at the book in her hand. She then turned to where Ace had gone, and groaned.
"Whatevs! I'm harvesting my oat! I will get ten million dollars! Who the hell wants that annoying brat as a son anyway!?" she scoffed and picked her sickle, walking to the fields again.
Unknown to her, Ace was behind an apple tree. He flinched when he heard what she said, clenching his fists angrily. The boy rolled his eyes and scoffed. Ace shoved his hands into his pockets and started to walk away from the fields.
"Hmph, idiot. Who the hell wants you to be a mother anyway? Ugly old hag."
SMACK
"I heard that, annoying brat!" Alice threw an apple to his head.
"Ow! Leave me alone, will ya!?"
"Hell no!" Alice twitched, crossing her arms. "There's no way I can get ten million dollars!"
Ace smirked. "What? So you're gonna try to be my mother? Heh, foolish idiot trying to fulfill foolish contracts." He stuck out his tongue. "I will NEVER call you my mother! Ugly idiotic old hag!"
The teen girl broke the broomstick in her hand and switched to her sickle again.
"You…little…brat…"
Ace shivered. "Ah? No way!? That's a Super Saiyajin Power Burst!?" he started to run. "Aaargh! I'm going to get killed!"
"Get back here ya braaat!"
There, slightly longer!
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