-.- I am so mad at myself right now.

I had this all typed up November 1st...but when I finished it I had to go to bed...so I was gonna post it on the 2nd...

I obviously didn't if I'm posting now.

BUT I TOTALLY FORGOT.

And then I was like "D: I worked hard on this chapter. No reviews? Boo to them." then I was like "Oh wait, did I even post it?"

So, here I am now D: Telling this horrible story of how I became mad at myself.

Entertained yet? No? Okay, well maybe this story will help.

It's VERY entertaining ;)

Novermber 4, 2010

We've been living together for a month now. How crazy is that? Time goes by so fast. Then again, we were pretty much living with each other since day one of dating.

I think it was better that we had kissed before we started dating because we didn't have to worry about the awkward first kiss. I wish we should have had to undress each other in the movie so this wouldn't be awkward. I mean, it'll be worth it in the end. It'll just be weird at first.

"Babe." I heard a knock on the bathroom door.

"I'm almost ready, I swear." He sighed.

"Miley. Come on. You're beautiful. I promise. Just get out here." I put on the finishing touches.

"Okay, I'm coming out. Are you ready?" I heard him gulp and back away from the door.

"Yeah..." I slowly opened the door in red lacy lingerie. I did a cute little spin for him.

"Like?" He rubbed the back of his neck nervously.

"I thought, we were just seeing each other naked, not having sex." I smirked. What a dirty boy ;)

"We aren't having sex." He growled low.

"Then why are you wearing this!" I landed forcefully on the bed and let out a light scream.

"I wanted to dress up for you." My cute smile didn't do it for him. The lust look in his eyes remained and I'm not gonna lie, it turned me on. I slowly started to pull the straps of the lingerie down. He pulled his shirt off quickly then went back to staring at me.

"Belt." He looked at me softly and undid his belt. I pulled the lingerie down then completely off me. I layed back on the bed with my legs spread, so he could look over my whole body.

"We are so getting married." I sat up and smiled. I grabbed his belt loops and pulled him closer.

"Do you want to sleep with me Mr. Hemsworth?" He gulped.

"Yes. Very much so Mrs. Hemsworth." I held back the biggest smile as well as I could, it failed to work, so I just smiled happily as I undid his pants.

"Maybe, I want to sleep with you too." He watched me carefully.

"Don't wink at me!" I giggled. As I pulled his pants down and off, I could hear that he had gulped again. I ran my hands up and down his body. My hand slid over the MASSIVE and when I say massive, I mean, MASSIVE, wink wink, bulge in his boxers. He let out a quiet sigh. I was working my magic on him.

"Ready baby?" He gulped and nodded. I reached the end of his boxers and tugged them down. He turned his head away from me and backed up a bit. Uh oh. IT'S UGLY, HORRIBLE, FORGET THE MASSIVE DEAL...IT'S SMALL! Hahahahahhahahahaa. Just kidding :)

"Baby?" He looked at me. He's not very talkative today. Instead of talking, I decided to show him that there's nothing to be ashamed of. I grabbed his hips and pulled him right up to my face. I was so close to taking him into my mouth.

"Whoa. Stop babe." I looked up at him.

"What's wrong?" He backed away a bit.

"That wasn't part of the deal." I stood up and wrapped my arms around his delicious nude body.

"I know. But maybe, I want to taste you." He wrapped his arms back around me.

"One step at a time here. I mean, I'm trying so hard not to cum from just seeing you like this" I tilted my head to the side.

"Huh?" He chuckled.

"Cum...you know...the stuff that is filled with sperm that when I release it inside of you, you can get-" I interrupted him immediately.

"I KNOW WHAT CUM IS!" He rubbed his arm carefully.

"Ow! That hurt. What did you mean then?" I sighed.

"How can you cum right now?" He gulped as I held his dick in my hand.

"I-it-it was a uhm an uhm it was a uh figure of speech baby." I giggled.

"You okay?" He shook his head 'no' quickly.

"I'm gonna go take a cold shower ok?" I slid my hand back and forth slowly.

"Okay baby, just know I'm laying in bed thinking of you." He moved away as soon as I let go of him.

"You are so cruel." I smiled.

"Just so shower." He eyed me weird.

"No tricks?" I smirked.

"No tricks." He kissed my cheek and walked to the bathroom.

"Good girl." I let temptation hit, just before the door shut too, good timing.

"And if you hear moaning, it's just the porn I'm watching, not me fingering myself because you're so hot." I heard a low groan come from the bathroom. Success. I let out a laugh as loud as I could. I love it. Total power now.

Liam...yeah I'm gonna go there...Liam's 'body' is a dream come true. ;)

You know you liked that ending, don't lie ;)

Sorry for the long ass wait, I wanted to make this one really special, so I made it longer than I had intended, just because I'm that nice :)

I will post the next part, as soon as I know EXACTLY where I want to take it.

I have some ideas.

And I have the last sentence in mind.

Just gotta plan it out :)

Hope you enjoyed this one :)

Btw, to those of you who don't like Miley and Liam being sexual in this story

1. It's rated M for a reason, if you aren't into that, why are you reading? :P

2. They do IT ;) in real life, so get used to it k? (Btw, they actually do. I have proof. Mwahahahahhaa.)