Now with the heroes meeting at a nearby restaurant. Giovanni and Jessie walk up to the table.)
Giovanni: We are also in to help get Ash back; he is hurting our company's reputation. (Just then the TV is the square comes on and it shows Ash with the other leaders.)
Ash: Hello citizens, this is your new leader O. I have with me the other people in the group. Maxie the leader of the land, Archie, The leader of the Sea, Cyrus the leader of expansion of our skies, and Ghetsis, the leader of the skies itself and anyone that comes in our way will pay dearly, where is the last person who betrayed me he name Giovanni of Team Rocket and right now he has no job or money to stop me. Good day citizens.
Max: I remember that glow on Ash! (They all look closer at the video of Ash.)
May: No! This is not good.
Dawn: What is it?
May: He is possessed by the King. Wait it flows differently.
Max: You are right it seems that he is not possessed; I think he is pissed off by all of us.
Dawn: Possessed, King, aurora. What is happening?
May: I have never told any one this story all who know is Max, Brock, Ash and I. When we first meet Brandon of the Battle Frontier, he grabbed a ball with a small gem on it. When Ash was not looking at it for one second a purple mist surrounded Ash and entered his body and when arose he was possessed by the king of Pokélantis. The only was Ash returned was when Ash defeated the spirit from the inside and commanded Pikachu to Thunderbolt him. When looking at the flow of the aurora flowed differently, it flew up, this aurora is flowing down.
Giovanni: Shit, now he is unstoppable, we all angered him, everyone he knows has angered him, and lets deal with Ash later how did you stop the other guys before?
May: Ash stopped him when Pikachu absorbed the Blue Orb to stop Kyogre. All we did was distract Archie when he was possessed the Red Orb to help Ash I his quest. Both Magma and Aqua realized that what power they had was uncontrollable and they stopped doing anything that required Groudon or Kyogre.
Dawn: Well, Cyrus was a man who wanted to rule the world in his image so he went wanted to capture Dialga and Palkia using the three lake legends. They were connected to Brock, Ash, and I. We stopped him from ruin our world, there was a ripple of a world that he jumped in the other three were captured and placed into jail.
Iris: Well for us, Team Plasma took a stone from N that contained the spirit of Reshiram, his plan was to take over that Pokémon and use it to take over the world. He would do this by using a mind control device, he used it on Pikachu and it affected Pikachu in ways that would make you not trust your own Pokémon, Ash did. N gave the stone to release Pikachu's grasp. They did and received the stone and N. Ash and Pikachu with Jessie and James with Meowth help to stop Ghetsis. They accomplish their goal and were succeeding until Pikachu gets zapped again and he did not let the machine work on him. All of them broke the machine and released Reshiram; he was caught and set to jail.
Giovanni: Damn, all who stopped were Ash and Pikachu. Ash is with the Bad guys and Pikachu is with you know who and can't fight since for comfort so what do we do? Since it was Ash and Pikachu that mainly stopped these guys. Is it possible that we can stop them without them two?
Cynthia: There is but you wont like it.
May: What is it? We would do anything.
Cynthia: We need you know who to do this to. (They leave to Delia's house. They walked upstairs and entered Ash's room. Pikachu jumped into Cynthia's arms and slept in them.)
Cynthia: Delia, Serena, we found a way to get your son back. It might be tough but we need you two also.
Delia: What is it?
Cynthia: Now that everyone is here, there is a legend in Kalos that there is a cave full of Crystals that can send you to a parallel world that your hearts desire the most. I believe that if we all believe in the Ash we want then we can bring him here and take him to stop the fight, once that is over, we can send him back due to the fact that if he stays here after sundown that day he is stuck here forever. Then we can use These Pokémon's power to get back Ash's memory. Is everyone onboard? If not I do have a backup plan and go back and prevent this from ever happening.
Brock: Do you mean use Celebi's power to time travel back before the blast and save him from ever getting blasted.
Cynthia: Yes! But that is more dangerous then bringing in a different dimensional Ash to help us. You decide what you want to do. I'll be down stairs. (Cynthia goes downstairs.)
Brock: What do you want to do Serena, Delia? This has affected you more then us even though it does touch us a lot.
Serena: Delia! I know that you want Ash back as much as us but we are too hurt outside with pain and inside, spirit and desires. I'll go to get over with but my love for Ash is over. He hurt me to many times in the past couple of weeks. You feel the same as me?
Delia: Yes! Even though it was not my son it was him in the inside. After this I will disown him.
Both: The only way if we can love him, is if he can see how it hurts to be us. (They get up and head towards the cave.)
Cynthia: Everyone take a crystal and believe in an Ash that you want. (They wish for 30 minutes and nothing has happened. When they lost hope a light shined behind them. They look back. They see Every Ash that existed except the evil ones.) Well I see it works. Ash we have a problem only you can help us. (They head off to the airport.)
Kanto Ash: So what is this great travesty that happened?
Cynthia: Well we only have a few minutes, I will tell you the short story. Our Ash was hit by these guys laser to get his Pokémon, when he landed he got amnesia, (all Ash's gets confused) which mean that he lost his memory of who he was. These guys again took Ash and made him believe that his father was Giovanni and he worked for Team Rocket. During this time we thought he was lost or dead. When he attacked us we found out he was actually alive but not himself. He hurt Delia and Serena to the point that they do not love him anymore. Since Ash was dating Cassidy, he heard that Cassidy, Drew and Paul were trying to get Ash back so he paid Meowth to kill her, she is in critical condition, and Ash also paid him to attack him to look innocent. Giovanni fired Ash not for the attack but for getting lucky one night with Jessie. They told him the truth. Ash got furious that everyone he knows has betrayed him, this purple aurora started flowing and he started an evil organization with the other evil leaders that he defeated. We want our Ash back can you help us?
All Ash: We will! (They land and rush to the headquarters of their Ash.)
Cynthia: You have until Sunset to get this done, of you fail you will stay her forever. (All the Ash's get scared since it is 12 noon. They run in and find the generals of Ash's gang.)
Maxi: Go Camerupt!
Archie: Go Sharpedo!
Ash wearing Hoenn gear: Kanto stay and fight with me! You three go and find Ash. (Ash from Kanto and Hoenn stay to fight this battle. Sinnoh, Unova, and Kalos runs and find Cyrus.)
Cyrus: Go Houndoom!
Sinnoh Ash: I can hold him off. You two go find Ash. (Unova Ash and Kalos Ash runs and find Ghetsis.)
Ghetsis: Go Hydreigon!
Unova Ash: I can fight him, go find Ash. (Ash runs and finds Ash. And he is watching the battles. Kalos Ash quietly hides behind some oil barrels.
O: Do you not think I did not hear you enter me? (Kalos Ash doesn't answer and continues to hide.) You know that I can sense you? (Kalos continues to hides and does not say a word.) Come on, come out and fight. (Kalos Ash jumps in front of O.)
Kalos Ash: I challenge you to a battle, unless you're chicken. (Looks at the TV's and notices that the other Ash's are done and heading in their direction.)
O: Are you calling me a chicken? If you are, you will pay for that insult. (The other Ashes see Kalos Ash talking. How about a battle between us?
Kalos Ash: That is perfect.
O: Here are the rules for this battle Rule 1. There are no battle rules. Rule two if I win I take all your Pokémon; If you win I will come with you peacefully. Rule 3. There are five of you and one of me so here is how it goes each of you have a turn and for the last round it is whomever I say battles ok!
?: I'll be their six men.
O: You! I should teach you some manners.
Brandon: No! You are weak, pathetic; you are not the man who defeated me. So, I'll be their six men.
O: Fine! These rules goes for you to. If you win you stay in, If I win I stay on the other side. Rule 4: No swapping Pokémon when in battles. Not for you or me. (Ash pushes a button. They rise up to the top of the building. Stands rise; all the heroes fill the seats. A robot comes out and tells the rules of the battle.) Don't worry about it being cheap I had a friend program it, it is a regulated judge regulated. That means it would be called fair.
Brock: Good! They need that, even with the stakes.
May: What do you mean?
Brock: This battle is going to be a battle of endurance.
Dawn: What do you mean endurance?
Brock: This battle the trainers cannot change their Pokémon on command. So statuses and confusion will be a huge factor in this battle. These tell who is a better trainer.
Robot: Round 1 is about to begin in the red corner the challenger Brandon. In the green corner O the leader of the world.
Max: Which one would Brandon use?
Dawn: I don't know. It could be any to the Regis. It could be someone less powerful but that would be unwise.
Brandon: Registeel! I need you assistance.
Dawn: Good Choice
Registeel: Regi!
O: Go! Houndoom.
May: Man that is a better choice for Ash.
Brock: It is for this round but Houndoom has to stay awake and healthy since Ash can't change him.
Houndoom: Hound!
Robot Judge: begin!
Brandon: Registeel use Flash Cannon!
Brock: Great move right away by attacking at taking Ash Pokémon out right away.
Registeel: Regi! (Registeel unleashes a ball of light and is heading towards Ash's Houndoom.)
O: Houndoom use Endure. (The moves hits Houndoom but walks off clean but is paralyzed.)
Brock: No!
Misty: What?
Brock: Endure is a move that take half the damage of the attack, but the status is still in affect.
Max: That's good remember he will be Paralyze.
Brock: Paralyze may cause the attack to not happen.
O: Fine! Houndoom use Swagger. (Houndoom unleashes an attack that confuses Registeel.)
Brock: Man this is not going well for Brandon. Swagger can cause confusion.
Brandon: Registeel use Iron Head. (Registeel started lighting up and started to charge at Houndoom then he ran into a wall and repeated until fainting.) Registeel return. Who are you trying to impress me, but how are you really impressing?
O: Just look (Points at and Shelly, Courtney, Mars, and Jupiter are all in one room with bathing suits on in a hot tub.) They are my reason of being here.
The Girls: Ash we all miss you. (Ash winks.)
May: I wish I could punch him but it is not going to help with the situation.
Brock: This early to lose to a Pokémon paralyzed. This is not looking good for us.
Robot Judge: Registeel is unable to battle the winner is Houndoom. Round two is about to begin in the red corner the challenger Kanto Ash. In the green corner O the ruler of the world.
Kanto Ash: Go Tauros!
Max: Uh! What does Ash have in mind?
Brock Strength!
Tauros: Tauros!
Robot: Begin!
Kanto Ash: Tauros Zen Headbutt! (Taurus's head light up and charges at Houndoom!)
Brock: No! That is a psychic type move it will have no affect on Houndoom.
O: Use Sunny Day! (The sun shines through the clouds.)
Iris: What is Ash doing?
Kanto Ash: Tauros use Take down! (Tauros charges Houndoom.)
Brock: Good move a powerful attack.
O: Houndoom use Solar Beam! (Light fill up in his body.)
Max: That attack would be greater since the sun is out and shinning.
Iris: It also gives a quicker charge for an attack.
Kanto Ash: Tauros use Swagger!
Brock: Yes! That move will confuse Houndoom.
Tauros: Tauros! (Tauros unleashes an attack that confuses Houndoom.)
O: Houndoom do not let that affect you! Release the attack!
Houndoom: Houndoom! (The beam goes off and it hits Tauros. Tauros faints.)
Brock: Not good now there are four other and ash has not lost at leas one.
Max: At least he is confused.
Brock: Is that enough though?
Kanto Ash: Man you are tough. At least he is still confused. Return Tauros!
Robot Judge: Tauros is unable to battle, the winner is Houndoom. Round 3 is about to begin, in the red corner the challenger Hoenn Ash in the green corner still the world leader O.
Hoenn Ash: Go Sceptile!
Sceptile: Sceptile!
Brock: What? Sceptile is Grass, unless. Hmm.
Robot Judge: Begin!
Hoenn Ash: Sceptile Solar Beam! (Sceptile bulbs light up)
O: Houndoom! Fire Blast! (A Fire star shape is released from Houndoom's mouth.)
Brock: No!
Hoenn Ash: Use quick attack to doge. (Just as the flames reach Sceptile he disappears and reappears in front of the move and an explosion happens when the moves goes off.) Release Solar Beam. (A light comes out of Sceptile's mouth and headed for Houndoom.
O: Houndoom, use Endure. (Houndoom lies down on the ground and lets Solar Beam hit him. Houndoom faints.) Houndoom, why did you fail me?
Brock: That is what I thought he used him for.
May: What?
Brock: Speed! He used a stat is under used it used to doge and have a priority for attack. He knew that Ash would use power so when using an attack that can defeat his Pokémon, and Ash would use his most powerful attack to defeat his Pokémon and worked for perfection by using a speed move to get out of the way release that attack and the confusion was topping on the cake.
Robot Judge: Houndoom is unable to battle Sceptile wins. Round 4 is about to start the same competitors in each corner.
O: Go Skitty
Skitty: Skitty!
May: What? He is using a cute Pokémon that can't move to defeat a speed Pokémon.
Brock: whose side are you on his or ours?
Dawn: Excuse me for a second. Serena are you coming?
Serena: Sure! The girls nan see the battle on the TV. All battle commands are distant from their hearing.)
May: Why did you take me away from the fight?
O: Skitty use attract!
Hoenn Ash: Snap out of it Sceptile.
Dawn: I can tell that you love Ash is hurt from this we all are in the same boat as you.
May: What? I do not love Ash.
Serena: Let me guess you two have crushes On Ash.
O: Skitty Assist!
Skitty: Skitty!
Hoenn Ash: Sceptile use pound!
Dawn: I do but not for the same reason. (The others start to leave but are stopped by Dawn and Serena.) Lets talk about why we love the same man. (Gary enters to get something to eat and hears the girls talking why they love Ash. He started recording the talk.) I will go first. The reason why I love him is that he makes me feel special. When I used some move in a contest and he would use in in his own way to battle against other trainers and when I see him do some moves in battle he allowed me to use it in my own way for contest. I even have a Pokémon love one of his Pokémon.
O: Skitty use Assist again.
Hoenn Ash: Sceptile use leaf blade! (Skitty evolves into Delcatty.)
Robo Judge: Sceptile is unable to battle, Delcatty wins. Round 5 is about to begin. In the red corner Sinnoh Ash; in the green corner O the leader of the world O.
Misty: I'll go next. I meet him when he started his journey in Kanto. At first I thought he was some punk that wanted him to kill him for wrecking my bike. Well overtime, I guess that I started to like him.
Sinnoh Ash: Go Infernape!
Infernape: Infernape!
Robot Judge: Begin!
O: Skitty use attract!
Sinnoh Ash: Infernape use dig!
May: My turn! It was the same as Misty but I was a newbie. He was the one that helped me get my courage of Pokémon. When I needed the comfort he was there for me. I guess the first time I even thought about being in love with Ash was during the love battle, but the biggest one that got me to love him was when I lost my child Pokémon Manaphy and he was there to help my through this the whole time.
O: Delcatty use Sing!
Sinnoh Ash: Infernape stay under. When the song is over use Mach Punch!
Robot Judge: Delcatty is unable to battle, Infernape wins. Round 6 is about to begin the competitors are the same.
O: Go Glameow!
Robot Judge: Begin!
O: Glameow use Assist!
Sinnoh Ash: Infernape close combat! (They both look at Serena who is sad and unhappy.)
May: What's wrong?
Serena: It's my back story. I don't know if I should tell you.
O: Glameow use Shadowball!
Sinnoh Ash: Infernape use Mach Punch! (Glameow evolves)
O: Purugly us dig!
Sinnoh Ash: Use flamethrower on the ground Infernape!
May: I told you. Dawn told you. It is right to tell us. It would make things even.
Serena: It is just that it is personal, I don't know if I should.
O: Purugly use Aerial Ace!
Sinnoh Ash: Use Acrobatics Infernape!
Dawn: If you don't want to then I guess you don't have to.
Robot Judge: Purugly is unable to battle, Infernape wins. Round 7 is about to begin. The competitors
O: Go Purrloin! (This event caused Cilan to leave his seat. He catches up to Gary.)
Cilan: Hi Gary! Have you eaten ye…(Gary grasps Cilan's mouth.)
Gary: Ssssssssssss! (Whispers). I am recording these girls talk about their feelings for Ash. I believe that if he hears this then he would go back to normal.
Cilan: Gotcha! (He stands behind Gary and listens to the girls talk.)
Serena: I will tell you but I judt don't know.
O: Purrloin use Shadowclaw!
Sinnoh Ash: Infernape use Mach Punch!
Robot Judge: Infernape is unable to battle, Purrloin wins! Round 8 is about to start. In the green corner the challenger Unova Ash, in the red corner O the leader of the world.
Unova Ash: Go Krookdile!
May: What happened that caused you to not want to tell us?
O: Purrloin use Assist!
Unova Ash: Krookdile use Dragon Claw!
Robot Judge: Purrloin is unable to battle, Krookdile wins. Round 8 is about to begin the competitors are the same.
O: Go Furfrou!
Robot Judge: Begin!
Serena: (Sigh) here goes, I knew Ash before anyone of you. The only person in my way was Gary Oak! I injured myself due to being scared. A Poliwag ran in front of me. I fell to the ground. Then Ash appeared out of the bush. He helped me through this tragic event and return back to camp. I left my house when I saw him on TV. I wanted to return this back to him to give back the handkerchief he gave me. I also did this also due to the fact that I do love him. It is a one-sided relationship mine. I try to get him to be romantic but whenever I do, he either runs off. Is busy with training or is not paying attention to what I say or do.
May and Dawn: Wow!
Serena: We you heard it and it seems that we all have the same problem. Lets go back we are missing the action! (They head back. Gary heads to get some food. Cilan returns back to his seat. Back to the battle.)
Serena: We heard what happened but what did we miss.
Brock: Well you left when the match was 3-1, O. When you left, Hoenn was defeated by Delcatty, Sinnoh manage to bring it up to 4-3. His Infernape lost to O's Purrloin. Unova came out and defeated O's Purrloin. Here we are now, 4-4. Krookdile is facing off against Furfrou. That is all you miss in a nutshell.
O: Furfrou use Take Down! (Furfrou charges at Krookdile.)
Unova Ash: Krookdile use dig! (Krookdile dug into the ground.)
O: Furfrou use Toxic! (The ground goes purple.)
Brock: If it hits Krookdile it might be over for us with the fact that O has two Pokémon and we would have only Kalos left.
Unova Ash: Use Earthquake! (The ground shakes and the purple went back to Furfrou and just vanishes.)
Brock: It might be too late but at the same time it is not.
Unova Ash: Come out and use Stone Edge! (Krookdile jumps out and hits Furfrou with rocks. Krookdile turns purple and drops to the ground.)
Robot Judge: Both Furfrou and Krookdile is unable to battle it is a tie. The final round is about to start in the green corner the challenger Kalos Ash, in the red corner the leader of the world O.
Kalos: Go Goodra!
Goodra: Good!
O: Go Persian!
Brock: I knew that he would save his best for last.
May: What? How is Persian better then Houndoom, Purugly who just evolved, Purrloin, Furfrou, and Delcatty which also just evolved.
Brock: Just like Pikachu, Ash has trained one better then the others. He normally saves him for last. Also O is not even looking at the field.
Robot Judge: Begin!
Kalos Ash: Goodra use Dragon Breath! (A yellow fiery beam comes out of Goodra's mouth. It heads towards Persian.)
O: Persian use Iron Tail! (Persian blocked the attack with its tail and it goes in two perfect cuts like a knife cuts bread.)
Kalos Ash: You have the ups on me Goodra use Bide!
O: Persian use Pay Day! (Persian makes gold coins fall from the sky.)
Brock: O is playing it safe he is attacking but using weak attacks so when he returns it is less then double. I thought that he would have tried to defeat him right away.
May: Why is that, does he want to have a close battle?
Brock: No! It is a strategy since bide returns the move twice the damage, when he releases the attack it will be a less powerful attack.
O: Persian use Fury Swipes! (Persian unleashes a quick claw attack of scratches and hits 4 times. Just then a light hits Persian that came out of Goodra. Persian gets up and then faints.)
Robot Judge: Persian is unable to battle, the winner is Goodra. That means the winner of the match is the challengers. (Everyone in the stands is excited. The girls in the tub are crying.
Kalos Ash: Good match Ash!
O (Angrily): I am not Ash, but good match. As promised I will go with you.
Kalos Ash: Ok. (Puts on handcuffs on O.)
O: Why are you doing this? I promised to come with you.
Kalos Ash: Just pre-caution.
O: This is Bullshit! Uncuff me now or I will hurt you? (Serena comes down the stairs and heads towards O.)
Serena: Ash how dare you? (Slaps Ash.)
O: You bitch. (Begins to slap Serena when Gary punches Ash in the face knocking Ash out.)
May: Was that necessary?
Gary: Unless you want an unconscious or dead Serena on your hands then it was necessary. (They all leave and head back to Kalos. They guys take Ash to a warehouse and the girls take the parallel Ash to their worlds. To the girls.)
Cynthia: We are here at the caves and with an hour to spare. Thanks so much for helping us.
Kalos Ash: No problem. We are happy to help you anytime. (The portals open and Misty, May, Dawn, Iris and Serena pop out of separate crystals.)
Zoey: Who are these girls?
Kalos Ash: These are our girlfriends. (The gang is shocked.)
Kalos Ash: Let us explain. I am from a world where I only know Kalos so, I never met any of you girls except for Serena.
Serena: Same for you guys also?
Kanto Ash: I only knew Kanto and Johto and the only person that I met that cared about me was Misty.
May: So, you only knew me?
Hoenn Ash: Yes! I was born in Petalburg City and we were a couple since we were 5.
Parallel May: It was earlier hun.
Hoenn Ash: It must have. I remember meeting at the park.
Dawn: Wait! I got this, so you only knew me and was born in Twinleaf town.
Sinnoh Ash: Sorta! I was born in Snowpoint and there was a competition between you, Zoey and Ursula.
May: Was there competition for me?
Hoenn Ash: Not from a female side but there was a male interest that wanted you.
May: Who is it?
Hoenn Ash: Drew!
Iris: Am I like Dawn or May?
Unova Ash: More like combined.
Iris: What happened?
Unova Ash: Cilan wanted you and Georgia, Burgundy and Bianca wanted me.
Serena: Hold on! So, who cares? At lease we love each other?
Parallel Serena: You have suitors on your tail sweetie.
Kalos Ash: I do but you have more. (They all kiss and walk back to their portals. Now to the boys in the warehouse. Ash is tied up to a chair awaken but he pretends to still be knocked out and the guys leave Ash alone while they talk. Ash can hear what they saying but he pretends to not hear them.)
Gary: Man this month has been tough on all of us. Ash went missing, making us believe he was dead, getting attacked by him, having to change him back; he tried to kill his girlfriend, and he created an evil organization.
Brock: Well Ash had it bad too, loosing his memory, being manipulated to believe in doing his fathers work, sleeping with multiple women which I may add is awesome in my book, attacking his hometown, getting fired from his role as the son of Giovanni, start a new evil company, getting defeated by him selves, then having to hear from the girls the mistakes he made.
Tracy: Well, Ash did slap his mom twice, slapped Serena twice and shoved Serena when getting kissed. He also shoved the others when they greeted him. He slept with Cassidy which by the way is still in the hospital thanks to Ash, he cheated on her with Jessie, when he left Team Rocket we found him sleeping with four other girls at the same time.
Gary (quietly): He also is making the girls love him.
Tracy: He is still O and we don't…(Stops to look at Gary.) What did you say?
Gary: Oh just that I love to eat corn dogs. I am hungry you want any?
Cilan: That does not even sound close to the first thing you said. What did you say?
Gary: Fine! When the girls went up since May was mad at Ash, they talked about their feelings. I recorded it. Three of them are in love with Ash. (All shocked.)
Barry: I also notice some of those feelings from the parents. So, should we be worried that maybe we are facing something that we should leave alone and let him decide when he wakes up and is back to the Ash we know and love. No Homo!
Paul: You know that phrase makes things worse then it really is. I do feel that we should not face this alone we need to tell someone that is not a friend or a rival or have any clue about Ash but who can we choose? Ash is such a known person that we can't just ask anyone. We need to ask the Internet. (They go online and find out something worse then they thought.) No! This is bad. I typed in love that is unstoppable I found this, a list of all the shippings of Ash Ketchum. He has females, moms, evil females, Ash as a female, ash as evil, also Ash with males. It all of us!
Paul: What! This can't be right. Who wrote this?
Barry: Different people all over the world. It is a huge subject to talk about. Ash is the biggest thing there is over 200 for Ash. There are badges, Pokémon, professors, even his own mother; there are even multiple people in the couple.
Gary: We can't show this to the girls. If they see this then I do not know what is going to happen.
Barry: Worse news there are parings with each of us with other women that are hear.
Gary: Turn it off now. (Grabs the mouse and is about to press X when the girls are walk in.) Quick change the screen to porn or pictures of breasts or something.
May: Its done now it is... Ash where are the guy?
O: I am not Ash. They went upstairs.
May: We are here…what are you looking at?
Gary: Nothing! Uh, we were looking at…uh… Porn! Yes! Porn! (Turns to cover the screen with his body. To not show the list.)
Misty: Do I have to make you?
Gary: No go on ahead. See naked women. (Misty Looks mad then look at the list. After the girls look at this they now look confused as ever.)
Serena: So, according to this website we all have a web that connects each other with a love connection. So, if this thing says that Clement and I are a couple then, we are a couple.
Barry: Well according to this yes, but there is a disclaimer that it is not cannon.
Serena: Disclaimer, cannon, what does that have to with all of us cheating with each other as lovers.
Barry: Cannon means that it happened for real, since all you did was hint, then that gives these people to believe there is a shipping moment when there really is not. I can show you a clip of all of you trying to get Ash. (Shows a video of all the girls with Ash romantically and ended with a kiss of each one.) See, those are hints, some pictures are people who have the idea it will go further then flirting. This goes for everyone in the room. There is even one for this Ash with anyone. The possibilities are endless since we all did so much. (The gang walks down to Ash tied up.)
May: Any ideas when he wakes up?
Gary: No clue.
Serena: How about we…
Clemont: Is that a good idea? I mean we tried that when he was calm but he just shoved you away.
Dawn: Ok! We need to gain his trust, but how?
Iris: Maybe we should slap him!
Paul: It is worth a shot. (Iris is about to slap Ash when Serena grabs Iris's arm and says:
Serena: I should do it. I mean, I deserve it. (They all look at each other and)
Gary: Ok! Serena have your free shot. (Serena slaps Ash in the face and Ash pretends to wake up)
Ash: Hi guys! what did I miss? (Serena hugs Ash then walks back.) What is with the closeness all of a sudden and why is Serena and mom so distant from me?
Brock: What do you remember?
Ash: I remember that I got blasted; I got up and started walking to a hospital, a lady saying Ash is that you, and then blackness.
Brock: Do you remember anything after that?
Ash: Some, not all. I remember dating Cassidy, the lucky night, getting fired, and the battle, that's it, what else happened?
Brock: Do you want the quick story or the long story!
Ash: Long! So that I know what happened. (Garry notice that, Ash usually wanted to get things done with quickly.)
Brock: Ok! So you remember getting blasted, well Jessie and James, found you in the hospital, they thought that they could use you as a way of winning the war between good and Evil. They convinced you that you were the son of Giovanni. You did date Cassidy later on with your training. Since you got up we thought you were missing so we looked for you for two weeks straight. After that we accepted maybe you died or been kidnapped. You attacked us on the day of you funeral ceremony. The women greeted you with kisses and you rejected them You gave us two choices join or fight. We all accepted fight except Drew and Paul. They wanted an inside man to get you back.
Ash: Thanks!
Drew: No problem.
Paul: If you do something like this then I'll… (Brock interrupts).
Brock: Anyway! You physically hurt your mom and Serena. You slapped both of them, your mom twice. Serena thought that you were in there, so she kissed you. You just shoved her down. You left them scared, they rejected you after that. We had a plan to bring you back. You ruined it by paying Meowth a lot of Pokédollars to kill Cassidy, you failed. Giovanni fired you for sleeping with multiple women. They told you who you actually are. You rejected the idea; do you remember the purple aurora?
Ash (Hesitant): Yes! Why?
Brock: Your body was surrounded with the aurora. You asked previous evil leaders to fight your cause. We asked other youes to help stop you from ruling the world. We won. When we were about to get you back, Serena wanted revenge, you were about to hit her when Gary Ko'ed you, then we brought you here where we would help you to be the Ash we know from before.
Ash: (Deep breath) I am sorry you guys went through that to get me back. I am truly sorry mom, Serena. I do not know what went over me to act like that. I know that I do not deserve you to forgive me but please let me make it up to you; I know how about dinner at the Pokécenter on me.
Serena and Delia: Uh! It's a start. (They walk out of the warehouse to the Pokécenter. Gary stays knowing something is wrong.)
Narrator: That the end of the story or is it?