Me: Yo! I'm actually updating within a 6 month period! This is very good for me!
Lightning: Finally, its about time you finally updated, its been what? A week?
Me: I know, it's a miracle!
Shadow: Just stop your ranting and start the story!
Lightning: Don't be mean. At least she's doing something instead of just staring at the wall like she usually does.
Shadow: Good point. That's all she was doing when I was texting her last night.
Lightning: Just let her type now, I really want to read!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts. That would be the freaks of nature in Disney and Square Enix.
Lightning: Yes!! Now I can read!!
Me: What are you on woman!
It was time for Spanish class. Oh joy! Time to find out who this sub is!
"Wonder who this sub will be? Hopefully someone who can understand my obviously superior Spanish knowledge." Shadow says with a smirk while she walks into the classroom.
"Probably another midget who's teaching illegally. . ." Lightning says, still mad about the near-death experience (or at least that's how she thought of it).
"I'm hungry. . ." Thunder said. "What?" she added as she saw the looks her two friends were giving her at her completely unrelated outburst. The bell rang, saving Thunder from more awkward looks from the other two.
"If you aren't here, then you're tardy. Got it memorized? (omg I wonder who it is)" said a man with very bright red hair. A boy with black hair, sticking up in the front walks into the room.
"I'm here! That bell you heard? It was all a clever ruse designed to trick you into thinking I was late." Rainbow yelled.
"O.k. whatever. Open your books to page uh. . .ciento. . .y. . .uh. . .ocho. . how do you say this? Axel says in a slow, highly mispronounced Spanish.
"Ciento y ocho." Shadow says in a perfect Spanish accent.
'pfft. . .know it all' was all Thunder thought.
"Alright, ciento y ocho, got it memorized?" Axel says in a slightly more confident tone. Everyone then opens their books to the correct page.
"Now, repeat after me. Me gusta la comida Mexicana. Wait, what did I just say?" the redhead asked.
"You said you liked Mexican food." Lightning says in an 'I'm so smart' tone of voice.
"Never tried it. Now, me gusta leer. . .now what did I say?"
"You like to read." Lightning says.
"I actually prefer videogames. Unless I lose to myself which I tend to do quite a lot in Chain of Memories. Anyways, Yo quiero ir al cine. Not what did I say?"
"You want to go to the movies."
'way too smartical' is all Shadow thinks of this little episode. Much better than Thunder who thought 'I want a cookie'. The same routine goes on as a two-person conversation between Lightning and Axel. That is until. . .
"O.k., uh. . .Hace viento."
"Pfft, easy, that means. . .uh. . .omg what does it mean?"
"It means that its windy." Shadow answers with a barely hidden smirk aimed at Lightning.
"Its actually very sunny outside. Oh well." Axel says uncaringly, clearly just wanting to leave and play Xbox or something.
'know it all. . .' Lightning thought.
'I wonder when lunch is?' Thunder thought with an unmistakably vacant expression on her face.
"O.k. so the nest activity your teacher said to do was to collect the homework." Axel said. There was silence in the room. Dead silence. Not even crickets were sounding. "Anyone have their homework?" The silence wore on. "You students are a disgrace!!" Axel shouts glad for the excuse to completely ignore teaching and actually have an excuse to burn one of the evil textbooks. Lightning then stood in front of the class and recited, "When the Regim ordered that books with dangerous teachings should be publically burned and everywhere oxen were forced to pull crates full of books to the funeral pyre, a dangerous poet one of the best was surprised to find his not on the list. He flew to his table on wings of anger and wrote to those in power: Burn me! Do not treat me in this fashion don't leave me out. Have I not always told the truth? BURN ME!" (Ya this is a poem she had to memorize for Literature and me and Shadow made fun of her for it because she could never say 'burn me' with a straight face but I thought I'd put it in here anyway. Anything wrong in it is her fault by the way because she's the one who wrote it out for me).
"If you say so. . ." Axel said with fire still smoking in his hands, wondering why this crazy girl wanted to be burnt.
"Don't hurt me!!!" Lightning yelled running back to her desk and hiding behind Rainbow who was sitting in front of her.
"O.k. . .?" the pyro answered, confused by the change in Lightning's attitude. The bell then rang.
"Yes! Its finally English!!" Thunder yelled since other than social studies and math (which she hated) English was her best subject. Lightning, meanwhile, was just eager to escape the pyro.
Me: Ya so, I'm sorry this chapter kinda sucked but I rushed through it because I have midterms in less than a week and a huge project in like every class due tomorrow (insert sad face). So yea, I'll attempt to make the next one better!
Shadow: Unless it results in an epic failure of some sort.
Me: Gee, thanks for the support. Oh and by the way, Lightning is actually a pyro just like Axel!
Lightning: Not true!!
Shadow: Then why is it that you threatened to burn the Black Pearl in Pirates of the Caribbean?
Me: And-gasp-my Kingdom Hearts II game!?
Shadow: Not to mention-
Lightning: Because you wouldn't shut up about those things when I said that!!
Me: So you admit that you're a pyro!
Lightning: What?
Sora: O.k. guys, I don't think these innocent fanfiction readers want to hear this.
Me: Be that way. . . anywho- no flamez plz
Shadow: I will be making more Smores with any flames we get!
Me: Plz review though!! Mostly because my one review from shadowsonicstar is getting lonely.