AUTHORS NOTE: chapter 2 is finally here! Yeah!

the way things are

"raise an shine dipshit! "

With a startled yelp sakurai fell out of his medium sized heart pink sheet bed an landed on the ground head first on his thankfully soft carpeted bedroom floor with a audioable thump sound that sadly had become a normal accuracy during the past few days in the now for better or worse more lively haruno house hold.

Holding his sore forehead in one hand while using his other to untangle the sheets off himself that fell down with him sakurai could only frown giving his smirking reflection in the full body mirror across the room from him a very peeved look, to witch the double just smirked even more mockingly as disided to continue the morning on with his now regular an oh so annoying rutine of insults an lewd gestures, Groaning sakurai mentally prepared himself for whatever fresh hell his new "roommate "was going to being appon him today, he just hoped he would atlest behave himself just a tiny little bit today kami knows he needs his a break .

"morning dipshit just thought I'd wake you up extra early this time, it's already 5 an your still in bed,with a attitude like that it's a no wonder you suck at damn near everything "the double said with a clearly mocking tone that would probably piss off a saint of any peaceful religion. Sakurai after noticing that the time stated by clock showed that it was just one minute past 5am an he didn't need to get up until 2 hours from then especially since the academy classes were out for the week so the students could spend the time for some last minute self practicing. At the site of the sun not even being up sakurai couldn't help the small twitch under his eye from acting up, the same twitch that only seemed to spawn everytime this.. This demon!, started making his life a endless challenge of sanity!.

It was like this since the first day 5 days ago after they first meet, at first sakurai though this double was going to be OK or even fun to have around dispite the incredible weirdness of basically having a voice in your head, he was an only child after all, always playing alone as a child, never knowing what it would be like to chat with an gossip with someone who looked like him an teach them the facts of life,satsuki-chans favorite food, her tastes in girls(long haired boys rule!) an what her birthday is, why he could even now remember times when he was really young always pulling at the hem of his father's cooking apron practically begging over an over again for a baby brother but not a sister, he still thought girls where too loud a messy then right want to get near.

Yup having a second you walking around to live with sounds great right? ,WRONG!,this passed few days have just proved he was better off it was something, day one 'other ' as he had taken to calling his double wanted him to give him a full history lesson on the land of fire ,everything from the hidden village to the great Wars, this he could understand with the knowledge that the double knew basically nothing about the world an would obviously be expected to be curious about how most things worked like a baby experiencing the world for the first time, a rude evil voice/soul baby with more curse words than manners,but still curious all the every topic he asked there were more an more follow ups an some even confused sakurai himself, a male Kage?,hah what a laugh!.

Men only made up roughly one quarter of the ninja military force an half usually either retire early due to the strain of the work taxing our bodies lower stamina or just to settle down an raised a family.

At this revelation sakurai felt like he opened the Pandoras book as other went mad with curiosity an kept flinging more an more questions related to the topics of the 'to sakurai' common sense gender dynamics between men an women.

What was found out actually made the double for some odd reason go pale an stiff at the same time in the mirrors reflection which sakurai found weird to see on his own face but shrugged.

First of with the basic of basics, women were dominant, plan an simple yes men did have the equal rights with women but that was just on paper,go to any seedy town or run down district an you start to notice a sad but common theme, men being seem as objects by women being in either prostitution or just plain victmins in domestic abuse, most men were born with very low Reserves of chakra an as a result no matter how buff a normal man tries to make himself he would still be overpowered by normal woman by default due to the unfair chakra levels making women for a very long time the superior gender.

When the image asked why this is even possible for men to have little to no chakra sakurai explained that their was no difinative reason for why men where born like this an it still to this day baffled most scientist who spent their whole coriars researching how the male gender can even walk with such bottom of the barrel chakra levels while the female gender wouldn't even survive an day due to probable death by chakra half the male population didn't even have chakra while what did bearly had any at the flip side being immune to the negative affects of chakra exhaust was men's few perks.

When pressed seemingly eagerly for more information about this chakra diffect men where born by other sakurai shook his head saying thats all he knew.

Which for some kami forsaken reason to other was just not the next couple of days other woke sakurai up way before the sun even rose an demanded over an over again for him to get up an head to the library to search for more information on the many topics other seemed to always have, at first sakurai was intrigued himself at the subjects other wanted to pick out over the passed few days even today he had him pick out a couple that caught the doubles non existent eyes such as a book about chakra control, one about the human bodys chakra nature even a book about the mythical sage of six paths, sakurai blinked at others last choice but other practically demanded it to go on the list, what was he religious now?.

After collecting the books other would curse or insult him until he would comply with reading all the materials he seemed so damned adement about knowing, another thing sakurai found both interesting an incredibly creepy about other is that he could hear his thoughts, yes that's right sakurai almost felt violated to know all his private thoughts an feelings were no longer private as other weather he wanted to or not had all the information plugged into his own mind an absorbed near everything sakurai's though like a sponge which luckily included books that sakurai was reading in his head, it's not perfect but other genuinely seemed to get the gist of things as soon as sakurai memorized them first.

From the first book about chakra control it's seemed while left at a very slow start it was possible for a male to reach a high level a of chakra through years of work to expand their tiny Reserves an as a added bonus men who get above jonin level chakra are considered absolute chakra control masters who are capable of using their chakra in such smoothly refined controled position that is capable of doing things that many considered impossible or just plain miracles, for example lord chiro the grand puppet master of the hidden sand can expertly control 10 highly dangerous puppet of Warfare ,one on each finger I may add, to completely desimate armies in the second an third ninja war. Another example would be the legendary slug prince tsuna,damn near everyone knew about his legacy his very name put pride in men across the village especially the few espirring shinobi hopefuls, it was during his prime as a active ninja of the village in the second war that caused a social shift in contiousness making the women of the world reconsider the value of men as ninjas an made the first wave of affirmative action for men in the field possible, more men where aloud access to ninja training an the number of males on the fields over the years from then on slowly raised from a messily 6% to a whopping 34%,factor in the amount of that retire early plus the kunichi who get killed off on higher level dangerous missions that number raised close to 40%,so yeah tsuna was a really big deal in the male community.

Next the book on the human bodys chakra growth an genetic limitation.

This one was very interesting to other as sakurai rolled his eyes an kept book as you could probably guess delt with the more scientific mechanics of using an molding chakra an what was possible for most people of either genders an what was impossible for one an finally the mystery of the effects bloodlines had on a person's chakra output.

To be frank, this book had a shit tone of information for something less than 200 pages. For instance it turns out men had no diffinate element, yes we could with enough chakra use elemental jutsus but unlike woman we are not instantly atoned to one element making it harder for us to master any one element but possible to use all elements, but that is highly improbable seeing as not even tsuna managed to master more than 3 elements,earth,fire an water, but on the flip side men have no true elemental weakness, like if say a earth user was to fight a lighting user the lighting users chakra nature would clearly give him the advantage an cause the earth user more damage in his attacks than he would against a wind user.

This put a confused look on other's face but a passive look on sakurai's seeing as this was just more common knowledge to him,he didn't get those straight A's in theory for nothing after all. Also the book said that due to their smaller chakra coils shinobi's had to put in twice the work training in than their kunichi counterparts to keep up in training an grow slowly in chakra levels one inch at a time compared to a kunichis step at a time.

At this sakurai sighed at his own short comings while other groaned in his mind muttering curse words an some jibberish about something or another like "how the hell can you really be even weaker than real pinky is" more mumbles an curses.

While near the end of the book they stumbled onto something interesting that not even sakurai knew, kekegenki's were bullshit!.no seriously this time even sakurai agreed with other on that one as they kept on reading. OK ranting time, you know how there seems to be a huge power gape in the genders?, that shit barly aplize to people with kekegenki's or clans. Yes you see due to genetic conditioning from generations of super killers in your ancestory a man from a clan would both have the natural body of a ninja but also low to average chakra levels a huge step up from the near handicapped levels the average Joe has an to make it even more unfair if said man also had a kekegenki like say the fabled sharingan or the ever boosted byakugan he for some reason had a boost in power rivaling him with the average woman or even higher in some rare cases thus negating the gender power gape.

Now you see why they thought kekegenki's were utterly broken bullshit.

The next an last book was a common book sold in nearly every book store as its contents where often read to children at bedtime, an a basterized version of holy scriptures used in temples and monistaries around the world, it was the legend of the sage of sixth paths, now for the most part the story went how other remembered from the real manga ,you know aside from the inverted genders that is but midway other had to stop sakurai half way an repeat the last line he just said,complying sakurai did "an then the great one said'let all of those in my image be blessed with my power an go on to use it lead by my children for a world that of peace an unity an never let another like my father use it for conflict "..that line in the text for some reason struck a cord with other as for the next half hour sakurai had to hold his head in pain as other kept cursing loudly non stop in his head, this wasn't the usual anger sakurai was use to from other, this was different, rage actual pure rage an frustration, what could possibly be making him so angry?!.

"THAT BITCH!, THAT FUCKING SELFISH BITCH! "other raged on in sakurai's mindscap as the fire pit roared louder as if feeding on his rage.

"SHE FUCKING CAUSED THIS! "he screamed trowing one of the two chairs across the room as the realization struck him from sakurai words.

"let all of those in my image be blessed with my power "he said almost spitting out the words as he clenched his hands into angry fists. "an never let another like my father use it for conflict " he said mockingly with the frown on his face getting deeper, with his knowledge of the show an basic understanding of this world it didn't take much to figure out what happened.

Ninsho, the legendary technique the sage used to spread chakra across the world, that fucking bitch only gave that power to women!, this was a gender swapped world making the sage an his children all women!.

'all of those in my image'

She only gave chakra to women!.

'never let another like my father use it for conflict', an the fucking cunt perpusly prevented men from gaining chakra to stop another power mad kagura from popping up!.

Didn't this bitch know what her actions would do!, she single handedly destroyed the natural order of things an put men under thousands of years of slavery under women's heels an now even though it's for the most part no longer so it's gotten to the point no one acts how they should an the world views are perminetly altered!.

"All men here are fucking weak willed pussies because of you, you fucking half alien bitch!, you've doomed me!, you've doomed me to constantly be weak in body,to always be canon folder!, I'm probably gonna end up being killed after sakurai gets captured on the field, tortured ,raped an then when their done with their fun murdered by some sick fuckers on a mission he was too weak to survive!.

Other in his short life of contiousness had never felt such rage, his original plan was to train this weak body into something worth living in an have sakurai hide out while the shit storm of a plot passed by them in the coming years,an then steadily grown stronger an sell hidden knowledge on the black market for fortunes an live a comfortable life, he could only imagine how much the hidden cloud would pay for the hand signs of the shadow clone jutsus an his mouth always watered at the very possible huge fortunes the step by step instructions on how to use the rezengan would get him if he sold it off to the highest bidder.

But that was before, before he thought his life was secure and the world would go as the manga even dispite the gender swap,that he could live freely with comfort of knowing nothing would surprise him, but now to find out all his plans was destroyed thanks to the asinine actions of some arrogant half breed mongrol lording over the world like some sort of God an fucking up everything he knew an could use to his advantage!.

"So what now, do I give up?"

fade away an hope whatever hellish torment that awaited the foolish weak body he was in was quick an painless so he didn't have to listen to sakurai's screams?.

Did he turn his back on all his goals, power, money fame using the boy as a conduit to get to I all?.

Should he just Let the rigged game lay the chips as they please an just wait for death?.

No...,it wait faint but he could feel it even in his still broiling anger at the unfairness of it all, the injustice of being useless for being an man but even still he could hear the sound.

No...

Deep deep inside himself he could feel the drums of rage turn into the drums of vengeance!,

No..

He would not let it end here!,he would get up an fight! ,fuck the world, fuck the weaknesses,fuck the plot an fuck that fucking injust fake God!

"This world ...has put me in the worse position possible, no amazing powers, no natural talent an a near crippling disadvantage in chakra out put... It's wants to break me crush me an throw me away like trash, all men like trash.. "

other turned an stared into the bone fire watching it flicker calmly as if it was the watcher an not other an was waiting patiently for something, something spectacular.

"no.. no no no No No NO NO NO! " he screamed his hardest nearly making sakurai faint an the flame to burst out an the once calm orange flames burned blazing red dancing around the pit it spruted from as it feed on others anger.

When he stopped screaming others had a look in his face that to many looked more fitting on a determined kunichi than the double of a pink haired little boy. His eyes where angry.. But calm this was reflected on the flames as they while still blazing red were no longer wild but tamed an brighter than ever.

"im going to change it" he spoke with absolute sertanty,"the world,all of it I will change " he started walking closer to the flames but not with the fear that inner had when he was thrown into it an consumed leaving nothing but ash, "I won't run, I will become stronger, but not to be some false peace maker or something pretentious sage" he lifted his hand infront of the flames with his face full of conviction "I will rule this world as the God it needs"he plunged his hand into the flame.

In the real world sakurai felt a tremmer run through his heart, he tried clenching his pained chest with his left arm but found it limp at his side.

"don't worry, I'm just making us stronger",looking up at the mirror infront of him in mirror was other but there was something wrong a shadow was under his identical pink heir covering his eyes an instead of his usual annoying smirk a frown was on his lips but what scared sakurai the most was his left arm, it looked like it was ripped off at the shoulder blade.

Another pulse of pain shot through sakurai heart as the room started to get dark.

"shh,for now sleep"other said in oddly calm tone that would of scared sakurai if he didn't immediately pass out afterwards.

Watching him passed out on the floor other shifted his torn left shoulder with a look of slight struggle on his face but that look of strain gave way to a satisfied smirk as he saw his results.

Sakurai's left arm moved.

AUTHOR'S NOTE:SUP CHAP 2 IS FINALLY UP GONNA BE A COUPLE DAYS TILL CHAP 3,BUT BOY DID WE LEARN ALOT!.

NEXT CHAPTER SNEAK PEEK : GRADUATION.

"sakurai-kuns acting differently "

"what are you! "

"you'll die without me! "

"your weak"

"I don't know "