Chapter Two: The N.A.F.A.G. Theme Park
"So," Stampy said as they walked through the woods. "You sure this is the way?"
Just then, a big yellow duck fell from the sky and landed on Squid, who was about to answer Stampy, but now had the problem of trying to keep his head together.
"Sqaishey!" Stampy said giving the duck a hug.
"Stampy!" Sqaishey said.
"Why are you here?"
A pilot appeared out of nowhere. "Because I forgot that she was in the story, so I made a whole sort of thing involving LEGO to get her here.
"Makes sense." Ash said.
"See ya!" the pilot saluted before disappearing.
"Well," Squid said. "Lets go!"
They continued walking.
"So," Ash said. "Do you know anything about this place?"
"Only that it holds every Minecraft game in the world!" Stampy screamed.
Sqaishey jumped up and down. "Fun! Fun! Fun!"
Dan rolled his eyes and smiled. "Sometimes I think you guys are WAAAAAY too hyper."
Stampy stopped and turned swiftly around, scowling at Dan. "There is NO SUCH THING as too hyper."
Dan's eyes were wide. "Alright..."
Stampy smiled and turned around to continue walking, where he had a debate with the others about which color socks to wear on a Tuesday.
FIVE MINUTES LATER...
"MY VERY EASY METHOD," Stampy and Sqaishey sang. "JOIN STAMPY UNTIL NIGHTTIME!"
Dan rolled his eyes again. "I don't get how that is a song," he said. "You just repeat the same confusing lines over and over again."
"MY VERY EASY METHOD, JOIN STAMPY UNTIL NIGHTTIME!"
"And what happens at nighttime anyway?" Dan asked.
"You go to bed, silly." Stampy said playfully.
Dan rolled his eyes.
FIVE MORE MINUTES LATER...
"So," Stampy said. "How's your sloth doing, Dan?"
"I don't have a sloth.
ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES LATER...
"I think this grass might be a different shade of purple than most grass." Stampy examined.
"What?" Dan said flummoxed.
"Only electric monks will understand."
"And are you an electric monk?"
"Of course not, silly!"
AND YET ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES LATER...
"Have you hugged your Mosasaurus today?"
YES, YET FIVE MORE MINUTES LATER...
"We're almost there!" Stampy said.
"Where's Dan?" Squid asked looking around.
"I think he bailed out in the river." Ash shrugged looking at the coordinates.
Just then, Dan came climbing out of the river and ran up to them.
"We're almost there?"
Everyone stopped and looked at Dan.
Finally Ash said, "Well, there's your proof." and continued walking.
TWENTY SECONDS LATER...
"Lookie!" Stampy said, pointing to a giant sign that read N.A.F.A.G. "There's a giant sign that reads N.A.F.A.G."
"What do you suppose that stands for?" Sqaishey asked scratching her head.
"It stands for," and evil female voice said from behind them. "Not All Fun And Games."
That was the last thing they remembered before they were all knocked out by a massive magic beam of sorts.
WHEN THEY AWOKE...
Stampy opened his eyes and looked around. He was inside some dark, mysterious world. Suddenly, a light turned on at the corner of his eye. He turned, and could not believe what he saw next.