Unknown alternate Universe
August 3rd 2016
8:00 P.M. Eastern Standard Time
New York, New York
(Alternate Kowalski's POV)
"Choose your destructor!" Dozer shouted. "I don't think so," Skipper said, "nobody choosing anything!" "The choice has been made!" "What!" Skipper said, "we didn't choose anything…right? You didn't choose anything…you didn't choose anything." Private glanced around nervously, "It just popped up!" "What," Skipper said, "what popped up." "I'm sorry I tried not thinking but my mind came up with the most innocent thing…" "what! What did you choose!" "The stay-puff marshmallow man." "Oh come on now," Skipper said, "okay get your proton blasters ready."
The Marshmallow man walked thru the streets of the city and when it reached the building it started to climb. As it climbed it got lite ablaze and managed to make it to the rooftop despite getting roasted. "what do we do?" Private said. "Eureka!" I shouted. "What?" skipper said. "all we have to do is cross the streams!" "Huh?" Rico said. "Wait…you want us to do the one thing you told us not to do?" "This building is a gate to another dimesion…IF we cross the streams the resulting explosion should create enough energy to close that gate!" "Proton blasters at the ready!" Skipper said. "You can not stop your destruction!" Dozer shouted. "Fire!" skipper shouted. We fired the proton blasters and the bolts of energy shot towards the temple of Dozer. "Cross the streams at my count!" I said, "Now!" We all cross the streams creating a massive explosion that closed the gate and destroyed the Stay Puff Marshmallow man.
When the Dust settled Marlene…and the other guy were back to normal and free of the dog statues. Skipper and Marlene lead us out of the building. While the civilians chanted, "ghostbusters!" we climbed into the Ecto-1 and drove off our police escort right behind us. But as we headed back to our Headquarters a shadowly figure was watching us from above. "Nice work Ghostbusters," the shadow figure said, "but when I'm done with you this city will have noone to call." The shadow Figure pushed the button of a detonator. As we just within sight of ghostbuster HQ a massive explosion knocked the ecto-1 over.
A fire started and the fire slowly shot across a trail of gas that leaked from our car. "move!" skipper shouted. "Get them out of there!" One of the police officers shouted. several officers helped us out from the flaming car and managed to get us to safety as the car exploded. "is everyone okay?" Skipper asked. "Yeah!" Rico, Private, and I shouted. And then the old firehouse that served as our base of operations exploded (and it wasn't because some guy from the EPA shut down our containment system…at least not this time). But then strange darts flew thru the air knocking out Police officer's one by one until only the four of us remained.
"Nice work stopping Dozer the Destroyer," an evil sounding voice said as he clapped loudly. "Who are you?" Skipper said. "However I'm afraid that was your last case." "Why are you with the EPA too?" skipper said. "what? No?" the voice said not leaving the shadows… but then he aimed two familiar guns at us. "No," Skipper said, "where did you get those!" "Ah you recognize your own proton blasters then?" The Shadowly figure then shot us with our own proton blasters while crossing the streams. "Opps!" he said, "it appears I crossed the streams…oh well!" A massive explosion knocked us off our feet followed by intense pain. And then we knew no more.
(Shadow figure's POV)
I looked at my lastest kill with mixed emotions. It's yet another team penguin taken out but it's still not…them. My equipment is state of the art how can it not pinpoint the exact universe I need. Oh well it's not the destination it's the journey…but it will be so relieving when I get to the proper universe. And in case I fail I could always unleash my secret weapon on a unexpecting universe. Oh well…time to head off to the next universe and for some reason I found myself humming the Ghostbuster's theme to myself. Oh I hate that song it too catchy…
Prime Universe
August 3rd 2016
11:00 A.M. Eastern Standard time
Penguin HQ
(Skipper's POV)
"Kowalski tell me what I'm looking at?" I said. "My lastest invention," Kowalski said, "it will sound an alarm every time someone or something travels thru time…it will even tell us who or what it is!" "Alert! Alert! Background raditation and time energy detected…Lord Shen…." "Well that doesn't do us any good he could be anywhere?" "New York City, New York, the Central Park zoo…" "Oh," skipper said.
"Penguins!" Shen's voice rang out, "Come out come out wherever you are so I can blew you to bits with my cannon!" "Can I pummel them with my hammer first?" Boss wolf said. "Knock yourself out," Shen replied loud enough for us to hear. "You have ruined my plans for the last time," Shen said, "Now show yourselfs!" "he wants to go," I said, "Go! Go! Go!" We rushed out of the base only to find that Shen's army had surrounded us.
"You actually showed yourselves," Shen said, "How foolish of you!" "What do you want Shen," I said. "You heads on a stake!" Shen replied, "Now let's finish this…Fire!" "shen My lord," a wolf said, "we forgot to pack the cannonballs again…" "Again!" Shen shouted. Boss wolf then lefted up his hammer, "Do I need to knock your brains out?" he said. "No don't do that," Shen said, "I don't want brain all over my robe…Finest Silk in all of china." Boss wolf pulled the other wolf behind a far off wall and we could hear his hammer smash thru something hard. "Nothing stands in my way," Shen said pulling out his lance, "NOT EVEN YOU!"
Rico hacked up a smoke bomb and we disappered into the smoke. "Find them!" Shen shouted, "they must not leave this zoo! I want them Dead or Alive! Go!" "Who should go?" Boss wolf said. Shen got right up in the wolves face with a knife, "EVERYONE!" Shen shouted. boss wolf quickly bowed and sent wolves and gorillas in all directions. "If even one of them escapes you all owe me an Arm and a leg…and maybe an eyeball. OR maybe your life!" "who you gonna call?" Kowalski said, "Ghostbusters!" I glared at him. "For some reason that song is stuck in my head," Kowalski said, "weird…DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS…cough…that was even weirder… blah…" "Kowalski…?" I said. "Bleh…sorry…blah…I still got a bit of rico's…bleh…brain. Bleh…so horrible…" "Sorry," Rico said. "Kowalski Options?" "collect supernatural slime…wait…what?" Kowalski said, "I mean replace Rico's brain with a wombat…SIR Music getting louder…wait… why was my voice deeper for a moment…Welcome to Jurassic Park…Beam us up….Geronimo…the square root of pie is…BACK TO THE FUTURE!"
Kowalski then pasted out. "Kowalski?" I said. "It's okay I'm a flopped to serve as the next hamburger!" And then stupid Kowalski returned. "Follow the line…follow the line…follow the line…Oh butterfly! I like peanuts and butter…but not peanut butter…weird." And then normal Kowalski returned, "sorry you had to see that." "Great," I said, "welcome back." "acorn?" fred asked. "Yes that is a acorn," Kowalski said. "good…" Fred said. "Now Kowalski explain to me what just happened," I said. "Something is wrong with the Multiverse," Kowalski said, "according to my gut…some maniac is kill off all our doppelgangers!" "Huh?" Rico said. Kowalski sighed, "Our alternate Selves…" "Kowalski," I said, "You know how I told you to always listen to your gut…I was wrong… Supernatural ghost stuff and magic swords I can handle…but some Mysterious villain hopping from one universe to the next killing every version of this team him or her encounters…that's a bit of a stretch."
"Besides…We're have a maniac of our own to deal with," I said, "One that is currently more real then this hypothetical universe hopping villain that may or may not exist…" "over there!" Boss Wolf shouted, "Kill them now! All this alternate Universe stuff is giving me a headache!" "I don't care about your health issues somebody just kill them!" Shen shouted. "so much for dead or alive…" "so you want to be captured alive?" Shen said, "Oh well either way you will die today." A cannon was aimed our way. "Enough with the cannon already," I said, "we all know that their completely useless as a weapon anyway." "Run! Run! Little Penguins," Shen said, "You will die no matter what you do… Surrender if you want…run if you dare…It won't matter in the end."
"Then I choose…this!" I shouted. "This?" Shen said. "This?" Kowalski said. "Yes…This!" I said winking at Kowalski. "Why are you winking…Oh," Kowalski said. "What?" Shen said. "I'm confused," Private said. Kowalski pulled out the teleport and hit the send button teleporting us out of the zoo. We landed outside zoo and could hear Shen's shouts. "Don't you stand there you idiots!" Shen said, "Find them! Tear this city apart if you have to! Bring them to me!" "Are we still doing the dead or alive thing?" boss wolf asked. "Dead, Alive, Dying…It doesn't matter to me," Shen said, "Now Move!" "We need to move," I said. We moved out Shen's forces not far behind.
"Stop them!" A gorilla shouted. "Archers at the ready!" boss wolf said. a firing squad of wolves with crossbows got into position and aimed their weapons at us. They fired but we were just out of their range. "Idiots!' boss wolf shouted. "You want to kill us you gonna have to try harder then that," I said. "After them!" Boss wolf said, "don't let them get away or Lord Shen will have all our heads!" "Yes sir!" The wolves shouted. "I think we're going to lose more then our heads," Boss wolf muttered under his breath as he rushed towards us with the rest of his pack.
(end of chapter Two)