Stephenie Meyer owns all Twilight.
The story that Marcus is telling will be in italics.
Chapter 2 – Little Storm
Seconds tick by as the camera adjusts to the light, the Volturi moves onto the set. The group still consisted of Aro, Marcus, Caius, Jane and Alec. Aro had another book in his hand, this time with an amused gleam in his eyes. Jane stopped, causing Alec to slam into her. She turned, in slow motion, to the camera and scowled at it. Jane glared at it as if she wanted to rip it to shreds. So she did. In slow motion, Jane pounced at the camera and all went black. That is until they got a new camera a few days later.
"Jane, you must not do that ever again." Aro scolded, as if he was an ageing mother. Alec stood next to him, holding a sign that read 'Sexually Lustful Leader of Volturi' and an arrow that pointed at Aro.
"Tell the readers what story you are telling this time." Marcus said, his eyes staring blankly at the camera.
"Well, today's story is going to be about-"Aro began but was interrupted.
"Bella, Edward, and Jacob and about their sex lives!!" Caius yelled, breaking from his thoughts. A shoe was thrown at him, hitting him directly behind the head, amazingly, knocking him out cold.
"No, no. It is about Bella, Edward, and the shape shifter though." The author could've sworn she saw Aro's eyes widen with excitement for a split second.
"Jane, do you want to know a secret?" Alec asked his sister, she nodded eagerly. "Aro is a pedophile, that's why he likes to touch so much." Jane and Alec bombed the studio with laughter.
"That is not why I need to touch!" Aro screamed, increasing the sibling's laughter. A low growl rippled from his throat before he pounced, the siblings' laughter exploding.
The book landed in Marcus's lap. He looked at it. "Let's begin."
It was a cold and rainy day at the Cullen's house. Thunder boomed outside as the wind blew not too hard. The Cullens were comfortably doing whatever they liked to do without leaving the house along with Bella, due to the storm accruing outside. Alice was on the computer, going on countless shopping websites online. Jasper looking through a magazine. Emmett sitting on the family room couch, playing a new video game he had gotten. Rosalie sat on the other couch, watching Emmett play while giving herself a manicure. Edward and Bella sitting in the dining room, playing their infamous game of poker. Carlisle and Esme watching a movie upstairs in their room. Everything was nice… For now that is.
"Bella, I give up." Edward said, sighing as he placed his cards down on the table.
"That was fun." Bella replied, smiling as she placed her cards down on the table also. Edward reached for the cards to put them back into a deck. They had been playing for a while. Suddenly, a loud exploding noise was heard from outside. Bella twitched, not expecting the noise but Edward had fallen into a defensive crouch until he realized it was just the storm.
"Bella, calm down, it's just the storm." Edward wrapped his arms around Bella's shoulders, breathing in her scent.
"I'm not so sure about that." Alice hollered from the family room.
"What do you mean Alice?" Bella questioned as she stepped into the family room with Edward following close behind.
"I had a vision." Alice turned to them and winked. "You're in for a surprise."
There was a rumble from upstairs, like someone being tackled. The sound of quick vampire language hushed whispers, giggles and laughs. Silence. "I don't know if that's the storm." Emmett said, laughing. Rosalie turned, settling herself next to her mate. Suddenly, the TV images and lights blinked off and on then completely shutting off.
"NOOOO!!" Alice screamed, shaking the computer's monitor as if she was on a sugar rush. "I was about to buy that!!"
"I can't see!!" Jasper said, walking around in the dark, waving his arms around.
"Jasper, we have night vision. Just open your eyes." Rosalie said, rolling her eyes.
"Oh yeah, right." Jasper blinked. "Thanks."
Meanwhile Edward had a bit of trouble guiding Bella to a chair in the dark. "No, Bella go to your left." She hit the table. "Sorry. Almost there." She tripped over Carlisle's cat. "Carlisle put your cat somewhere else!" Feeling impatient, Edward picked Bella up and placed her in a chair. "There."
"Belllaaaaa." A ghost like voice echoed through the house. "Let me innnnn." The doorbell and a knock came from outside.
"Don't let the pizza man in Bella!" Alice said. "He'll steal your soul!" She let out a long string of hyper giggles.
"What the helll? I don't eat pizzaaa. It's me Jacobbb."
"Oh." Bella replied and opened the door. A damp Jacob stepped in, flicking on the lights.
"Bella, you're not supposed to let the wolf in." Edward said, stepping in between her and Jacob.
"Ha ha, what a cute little kitty." Ignoring Edward, Jacob bent down to poke Carlisle's orange kitty. Wordlessly, Edward opened the door and shoved Jacob outside, bolting the door down.
"Edward!" Bella protested, trying to unbolt the door.
"It's not how the story goes Bella; you are not supposed to let him in." Edward replied. However Bella ignored this, opening the back door and pulling Jacob in. "Darn… I forgot the back door."
At that exact moment, Carlisle and Esme appeared. Carlisle noticed that Jacob was playing with his kitty. His kitty. It was his, not Jacob's. HIS KITTY. Esme walked over to Alice, helping Jasper to calm her down from the sugar. Silently, Carlisle went over to the closet, and removed a lidless cardboard box from it. Seating himself next to Jacob, he took his orange kitty, Fuzzies from Jacob's arms and gave Jacob a brown kitty.
"They. Are. So. Cute." Jacob said, playing with his kitty. "I'll name you Muffin!" This brought the attention of Edward, Jasper, and Emmett. Edward's grey kitty was named Bells, Jasper's white kitty was named Lizzy and Emmett's black kitty was named Candy.
"Emmett!!" Carlisle snapped. Emmett was halfway of putting his kitty into his mouth.
"Sorry." Emmett mumbled and played with his kitty.
Esme, Alice, and Bella sat in the corner sighing. "Kitties…"
"Wow, kitties." Jane said, peering at the book behind Marcus. After the fight with the Volturi leader and the Volturi guard, they had ended up sitting in the corner for a time out by Caius.
"Hey, isn't that Candy?" Alec asked, pointing toward the cute black kitty in front of them.
"Cute…" Aro mumbled as he poked at it.
"MINEEE!!" Emmett roared before tackling Aro to the ground.
"That wraps up today's story. See you next time!" Marcus said, almost sounding not apathetic.
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A/N: I feel like I wrote this almost randomly… And I need a better summary, does anyone have any suggestions? I'm bad at summaries… Thanks for reviews, favorite, and alerts! Please review, thanks. :D