More things Emmett has realised through the course of the series.
A/N we had so many reviews for our 1st chapter so we decided to write some more.
He cant eat cookies
Blood oranges have a misleading name
His pet cheese* was eaten by Bella
Trying to avenge his cheese will only result in Edward clobbering him half to death
Worms aren't snakes that have shrunk in the washing machine
Babies aren't naked hairless kittens
The magical stork doesn't give babies to parents by putting them under the tree at Christmas
Santa brings them instead!
You can only shove so many crayons up your nose
Contrary to popular opinion, Jasper is not gay!
Nor is Edward
Nor is Carlisle
Mike Newton doesn't love him
Edward gets mad when you change his fanfiction account name to 'The angry lil chipmunk'.
Bella's blood doesn't smell of southern fried mars bar
You cant eat tinsel
His pet cheese is never coming back
Esme wont buy him a new pet cheese for Christmas as his last one smelled really bad
Carlisle is a doctor of medicine not doctor who!
Nothing tastes better in the morning than irritated grizzly bear
A/N come review our other stories and we may write some more of them!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you sent the man in white coats to take us away in a white squishy van! How could you after all we said in our last story. And on Hannah's birthday as well!
We will send all our forces in to stop you. Men! Get ready to attack.
"Hannah, the mushrooms aren't attacking"
Sorry we really are mad and just type what's randomly going through our minds at the time.