Author's note: This was inspired by some pictures I found on Deviantart, and had to finally write this. Also inspired by a lunch conversation I had a couple days ago... XD This was fun to write. And since this is connected to the last one shot, would this be considered a drabble?

Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters except my own, Laura.

Summary: Edward cannot handle the mind of the human Laura, whom looooves Jasper's name and uses it to the max.

One Shot/Drabble: Mind Reading

Fun With My Man's Name

It was cozy.

Warm, light.

Everyone was together, like a mixed mythological knot. All of our different species entwined into a colorful, large, complicated mess of a knot, meant to look like a person.

Edward and Bella were cuddled on the side of the couch, lovingly staring at each other as the light from the fire illuminated their beautiful features. Carlisle and Esme, and Rosalie and Emmett were in similar situations on the floor and on the other couch. Jacob and Renesemee (I'm sorry, but that is such a stupid name) sat in the corner of the room, nearly invisible unless you looked directly at them.

And I, the human, was entangled in Jasper's arms on the other end of the couch Bella and Edward sat on. My head rested on his shoulder, and his stable arms kept me in place sideways on his lap. We'd both stare at each other from time to time, love radiating off of each other to the point I thought I'd burst. Occasionally when I thought of the situation in an 'amusing' way, I'd hear Edward chuckle nearby.

Oh, how annoying Edward is. He thinks everything I think is amusing. How am I supposed to think before thinking when he hears my thinking before thinking and thinking before speaking!? It makes no sense! Can I have no thoughts to myself?! Can't I scheme just a bit to get back at him without him finding out!?

That darn Cullen... I think I like the name 'Hale' better, though. No, wait, I like Hale a Hale of a lot better! Ha! Hear that, Cullen!? You can't really do anything with 'Cullen'. You can do a lot with Jasper Hale, though. Jasper... Jaspaaar. Jaspaaaar Hale. He shall rule you all! Mwahaha!

"What are you thinking about?" I heard someone ask me, causing me to slightly come out of my mental rant of Jaspaaar. Speaking of Jaspaaar, he was the one speaking to me.

Edward started laughing.

"I was thinking of you, Jaspaaa Hale." I said with a grin covering my features, causing him to quirk an eyebrow but smile slightly.

"I'm surprised you didn't use the 'Hale yes' in there." Edward commented, causing me to stick my tongue out at him.

"Hail the Hale, Cullen. He's the walking chill pill that will rule you aaaaall." I said, adding a somewhat maniacal laugh afterward.

Everyone stared at us, mainly me, in light amusement and curiosity. A few of them laughed, making the room light and ringing with musical laughter that resembled bells.

"This is one of those times I'm glad I don't have mind reading powers." Alice commented in her sing song voice, smiling happily in my direction. I smiled back and straightened myself back into my original position, since while laughing I had somehow ended up... well, even more tangled in Jasper.

Jasper... Jaspaaar! I'm in the arms of a sexy vampire that can read emotions, I wonder he'd react around his family if I thought about naughty things...

"Laura, don't go there." Edward said.

"Ignored." I responded monotonously, barely giving him any thought.

What if I thought about sexy things strong enough, that he felt it, and then everyone felt it! It would be like one big-

"Abort that train of thought. Please. Emmett you too." Edward commented once again, looking between me and Emmett. Out of the corner of my eye I saw him look between me and him, and then smirk before probably going back to his thoughts.

"But... I like this thought train!" I argued.

"Abort the thought." Edward repeated, now glaring at me.

"But... but... it's like my baby! I'm not going to abort my baby!"

"Abort the baby or else I'll be telling everyone about the baby."

"Bella, help me save my baby! You know what it's like!"

"..."

"What's your baby like?" Emmett asked, looking back to me and now curious about it, just as everyone else.

"Bringing sexy back." I said smiling, and he started laughing.

"Abort." The entire family said together, and I frowned as I slunk in Jaspaaar's arms. He leaned down and placed a small kiss on my forehead, letting waves of calm wash over me.

"Psh, calm is overrated."

"I suggest calming down before you have Edward after your blood." Jasper said, level as always and blindingly beautiful with his also blinding smile.

"Sir, yes sir, General Jaspar Hale." I said with a solute, and he rolled his eyes.

"Laura, you are amazing." Emmett commented, and then smiled at his wife when she punched him in the arm. Somehow not harming him even though it sounded like she'd just hit him with...

"You're going to need a lot of abortions..." Edward commented a few feet away, and sighed as he began rubbing his temples.

"What? I'm just having fun with my man's name!"

"Laura, take a chill pill." Bella told me light heartedly.

"Already got one!"