I have a very strange mind, dontcha know.

The night was cold but Mr. Tumnus stood in the dark of his cave without lighting a fire. He tapped his hoof impatiently and a little apprehensively. One of the beavers had quite nearly seen him and Father Christmas together the other evening, and he hoped there were no rumors spreading. The two had decided they would meet one last time in Mr. Tumnus' cave and after that they would stay low for a little while.

After a few moments of waiting, he heard the door to his cave open with a slight creak. Mr. Tumnus smiled as Father Christmas came into the room.

"It's so dark in here, Mr. Tumnus," Father Christmas said as he wrapped his arms around the faun.

"We don't want to be found out, of course," Mr. Tumnus replied, nuzzling Father Christmas' fluffy white beard.

Suddenly, the door to the cave burst open and in came Mr. Beaver, swinging a lantern and looking scandalized.

"Father Christmas!" he cried. "How DARE you!"

"What's going on?" Mr. Tumnus asked, pulling himself away from Father Christmas.

"That jolly fat twit is cheating on me with you, that's what's going on!" Mr. Beaver exclaimed.

All of a sudden the White Witch burst into the room, looking horrified. "Mr. Beaver," she hissed. "You were going out with Father Christmas behind my back?"

She raised her wand to exact revenge on him but then Aslan leapt into the room. He glared at the White Witch. "Oh, so you prefer the Beaver over me?"

"Aslan, you and the Witch?" Mr. Tumnus said. "And White Witch, you and-Well, at least I'M faithful to my love."

Reepicheep suddenly materialized, crying, "Mr. Tumnus, I perfected the art of time travel for you! And you go off with Father Christmas!"

"Enough!" Aslan said sternly. "We've all been cheated on one way or another. There can only be one way to settle this."

"How?" the others cried at once.

Of course, in the back of their minds, everyone knew the solution. They all glanced around, eyes eager and expectant.

Many thrilling and sweaty hours later, the group finished their riveting game of Dungeons and Dragons and left on friendly terms.

To be honest, I had no idea how to end this. I hope you liked it, though. :3