3 weeks later all the senpais had a picnic in the beautiful park between the blossom cherry trees and all.
John was there too for the blissful of Karkat.
"I made you a bento John san" says Karkat glistening.
"What's a bento?" asked John.
"FOOD FUCKASS NOW EAT IT!" and put the box into his mouth.
Dirk, Sollux and Gamzee were there also, except for Dave, he is shota.

They all eat delicious sammiches and sing with a portable karaoke that impregnated all the girls in the zone. Then leave.
On the way back home Dirk remembered that he leaves something in the park and says:
"I going to the park because I missed something" and go to the park.

The park was all alone because it was late.
Dirk found the thing he forget and prepared to leave when he hears in the obscure night a scream and it sounds like "kyaaaa!" what in the moe language is "save me senpai!" and run into the dark night.
And she was there, a cute blond cat girl climbing on a tree and visible intoxicated being sexually harassed by Jake English who was the sexual bully in the school.
and he says: "Leave her alone Jake!"
And Jake was like: "Oh no is senpai I'm gonna leave her alone!" and runs.
Then the kitty girl down the tree and says:
"thay u...
thank u*
i wes so scared LOL"

"What's your name little kitty?" asked Jake and she answer:
"roxy rolonde
lolnode*
lalonde*
fuk"

And he offered to leave her in home but she refuses saying:
"I came frm my wrld for the sqake
sake*
of my princiceess
princiss*
princess*
I am here looking 4 prince"

And then she tells him the story of the princess Callie Ohpeee and how she fall asleep 4everz and no one can wake her.

"Do u want 2 foollow me and take this syuper adventure?" asked the cat girl
And he says: "Yeah"

And the two flies over everything and go to battles and recover treasures and stuff then he was all prepared for use his prince magyiks to awake the princess.
But the cat girl don't remember something after he goes to the cursed castle and thought:
"it doesn matters anyways though" and disappear because of his cheshire situation.

And then Dirk go into the labyrinth of the castle, kill imps and then go to the princess bedroom and delicate kiss his hand like the old druids said because she is pure and a kiss in her lips will kill his pureness.
And Callie was awake and say with his lovely voice:
"Thank yoU very mUch my brave knight! And like a present for my gratitUde I will give yoU a wish!" and she was all " ^u^ " so he accepted and says: I want a pony.

And a pony appeared in his pocket and he see it was good. And was so happy than he huges her, but she seemed scared but he don't see it and then POOF! she was now another person and screams:
"PuT ME DOWN PERV!"
and Dirk was like "ok" and said: "Who are you?"
and th kid can't answer because the hug make him feel dirty and start to blush and Dirk knelt and kiss his hand and the kid screams but it was not like he likes Dirk or anything.
And Dirk wanted to go to a date with the cute princess boy but it was too late, he take the pony and absconds forever and Dirk was all sad but the magyiks ends and he was now in another place, found a switch in the wall and when the lights come out there was Karkat and John doing bad things and Dirk screams.

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