A/N: This story is based on a book that I have recently read: "How The Other Half Hamptons" by Jasmin Rosemberg.

SUMMARY: One house. One whole summer. 40 students from different Houses. Get ready for drunken escapades, public nudity, hot tub hookups, explosive arguments, emotional bonding, and juvenile mischief. The best time of their lives.

SPOILERS: A/U.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING.

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CHAPTER 2

Hermione Granger was someone who had been raised to become a perfectly prim and proper young lady. Growing up, she had surrounded herself with books, art, and classical music. Despite being best friends with two rowdy boys, she had managed to maintain her posture and decorum. Harry and Ron used to tease her endlessly how much of a prude she was and she would often lose her temper with them, even though she knew deep down that it was true.

So it was no surprise that her first reaction upon getting a tour of the house was one of complete and utter shock. The entire place screamed wild and she could not understand what the Headmaster was trying to achieve by putting them inside a place where they would most likely get drunk rather than "bond" with one another through serious conversations.

When she discovered that she was rooming with two guys, she had almost blown her top. More of the fact that they were guys rather than they were Slytherins. Sure, she had spent an ample amount of time with Harry and Ron, but they were so much like brothers to her that she had almost overlooked the fact that they were of the opposite sex.

It also didn't help that her female roommate happened to Cassandra Simms. The blonde Ravenclaw practically oozed with confidence when it came to boys. There were even rumors that she had slept with half of the male population in Hogwarts (minors included). Hermione had immediately dismissed that rumor, thinking that it was verging on the impossible.

The only good thing about the whole prospect was that Cassandra (Cassie, for short) was actually a really nice person. A little bit on the loud and outgoing side, but was perfectly friendly with Hermione during the entire time that they unpacked in their room. Their other two roommates were nowhere to be seen, much to Hermione's relief.

Shortly after she had stormed out of Harry and Ron's room, an earsplitting sound that suspiciously sounded like a whistle reverberated through the entire house. This was abruptly followed by a familiar voice: "EVERYONE DOWNSTAIRS NOW!"

Hermione wondered where she had heard that voice before. It had a slightly Irish tinge to it. She climbed downstairs, trying to avoid being hit by the numerous bodies that were descending as well. Pretty soon, the living room was full. Hermione found herself wedged between Hannah Abbott and Cassie. They tried to peer over the taller students in front of them, trying to get a clearer view of whoever it was that was trying to get their attention up front.

"This is ridiculous," Cassie whispered beside her. "Let's go up front." Before Hermione could protest, Cassie grabbed her hand and pulled through the crowd, ignoring the complaints they got along the way. Hermione left a trail of apologies behind her. Finally, they found themselves standing almost at the front of the group, and she finally got to see who it was hollering at everyone to be quiet.

It was Oliver Wood.

"Can I have everyone's attention please!" He called out. "Don't worry I'll be brief."

After continuous shushing and reprimanding, the group of freshly-graduated Sixth Years finally fell quiet. Oliver grinned. "That's more like it. I don't know if you all still remember me, I'm Oliver Wood, and I'll be your House Manager for this summer."

There was a cheer. Hermione could help but smile. Oliver had been an outstanding Quidditch Player and an all-around likeable guy. He had graduated a few years back, and seemed to be happy to be around other Hogwarts students at that very moment.

"The assistant house manager has yet to arrive -- "

"I'm here!" A new voice announced from the door. In walked Adrian Pucey, former Slytherin Chaser.

Cassie sucked in her breath. "Oh my god. They are so hot."

This time, a cheer erupted from the Slytherins.

"So I suppose you all know what your supposed to do here right?" Oliver asked them. There was big 'NO' from everyone. He and Adrian exchanged knowing grins. "Well I assure you, you are in for the biggest ride of your lives."

"There are a few ground rules that we would like to lay down first," Adrian said. There was a collective groan from the audience. "First, no fighting with each other. You will be kicked out of the Share House and will be unable to proceed to Seventh Year."

Hermione could distinctly hear Ron groan. "Oh come on!" She rolled her eyes.

"Second, no leaving from the House unless we have an activity planned outside."

Activity? Hermione wondered what kind of activities they had in store.

"Third, pets are not allowed," There was a sigh from Neville. "Nor are parents." There was a laugh. "And other guests." Another laugh.

"Last but not the least – ENJOY!"

There was a huge whoop from the crowd as everyone began to excitedly talk with one another.

"Wait! I have a question!" Ron waved his hand in the air.

Oliver grinned. "Weasley?"

"Are we allowed to drink alcohol?"

Adrian smirked. "Everything else not mentioned in the rules are therefore allowed."

Another whoop.

Cassie was practically bouncing up and down beside her. Hermione could not suppress a groan. This was going to be a wild summer, she could feel it. And she couldn't exactly say that she was too happy about it.

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