Some of you asked about him throwing out blood. Well he is still sick, but he is taking it much better now. There are moments were he will throw up a large amount of blood, only when very excided or his emotions reach a high level. And I will write lemons, the moment when I learn how to write them. But don't except the for a few more chapters. And you can decide which one will be his first or which ones.
"Crush them!"
"Root them!"
"Drown them!"
I gained a annoyed expression. "Can't you quiet them down, PB?" I asked with a great amount of annoyance.
"As much as I want to do that, I can't. They are very loud when activated. Forgive those mindless creatures, Master Reijy." said the litteral peppermint candy dressed in a blue butler outfit. That is one of the NPC's that work in my factory and only take orders from me. I know since Momonga is the master of Nazarick, how come that they only listen to me?
Well, at one point when we decided to create this factory we agreed that I create a few NPC's on my taste. I didn't excactly create them, more like copyied them from some old show's, anime's and movies. Hey, I at least tried to bring in some clasic figures.
Anyway, the three voices that you just heard were three giant creatures our guild gained when we participated in some special events when the game gained more elements and expanded.
The first one was litterely a living mountain monster named Malphite.
The second one was a giant deformed tree named Maokai.
And the last one was a giant metal diving suit named Nautilus.
It took our guild quiet a lot of time to even get one of them. When we did, we sent them here to make them submit. Which did go on some way. When they are awake they bassicly only have one goal in mind, but they still follow our orders to some degre.
"Anyway, tell me are the results done or do I have to wait much longer?" I asked as I noticed PB sweeting slightly as he began to type waster on the device in front of him. This factory can be said that it's the most advanced tehnology location in Nazarick.
There was a ding sound as a paper came out of the device. PB took it and examinated it before turning to me. "It seems like the results are very great. It says here that you have ower 50 different species in your body. Excelent job, Master Reijy!" and he began to clap as I thought about it.
It is right that I had multiple species as my body and that I still could use the spell I created, but that doesn't mean anything about me not being able to use the in-game ones. I have to check that out, but now it would be the best to get some rest. It's probably getting some rest.
"Thanks. Guess I go and get some sleep. You are free to do anything you want." I said as I began to walk towards the door.
"Thank you for your visit here. It's allways nice to have you here Master Reijy." PB said as I began to walk towards my bedroom.
When I got there I noitced that they managed to clean the blood away from it. Wow, those maid's work fast. I entered my bedroom and I was not disappointed in the slightles. It look's like it was made for those rich people with a big bed, a giant wardrobe and a door that leads to a giant bathroom.
And I though I saw what rich people houses look like. I allways forget that Nazarick can house thousand of people with relative ease. Well normal people, not like our Unded Soldiers or similar.
Wasting no time, I took my clothes out and gave on look at my relfection on the mirror. While my orginal body it was thin, just bellow a average humans mass. This one was pretty well trained. I didn't have large muscles or anything like that, I just had the right amount of muscle mass that said that Im well trained. I also wasn't a giant of a man, I had a pretty normal height maybe around 170 cm. There were also some red lines across my body that connected with the scar tatoo on my right check. Overall, If I wasn't straight, I would say that I looked pretty hot.
And so I simply threw myself on the bed, covered myself with the very nice sheets and feel asleep. Not knowing what kind of suprise will await me in the morning.
(Next morning)
I have to admit that was the best sleep I had in a long time. The bed was very confrontable, the sheet keept me warm. Overall, I could get used of sleeping here. However I noticed that my head wasn't on the pillows that I layed my head last night. Those one's seemed to be pretty much different. And if those anime's and fanfictions I watched and read were true, then I know on what my head is resting. Also, did I metion that there is a hand hugging me across my chest. I tryed to see who it is, but like the Universe wanted it sent me the answere that began with a knock on the door.
"Excuse me for interupting you, Master Reijy, but Lady Albedo had said that she would wake you up this morning. Since it's almost noon, I worried that there is a chance she couldn't wake you up." the voice of Sebas came from the other side of the door as I relased a tired sigh, not noticing the dark aura around me (the same one Momonga has but insted of green it's black).
"It's fine Sebas, Im awake. Thank you for your concernt. You are free to go." I said.
"Thank you, Master Reijy. If you need anything from me, I will be with Lord Momonga." he said as I heard the sound of footsteps. Once I was sure he was still not there, I turned my head to the lumb next to me. I roughtly threw the sheet away revealing Albedo, naked as the day she was born. Or created?
She was visibly unconfrontable as she began to search the sheets with her free hand. The searched for a few second before she began to slightly open her eyes and rubbed them trying to get rid of the sleep. She relased a cute yawn as she was fully awake. Once her eyes meet mine, she grew a smile.
"Good morning, Master Reijy. Hope you had a great sleep?" she said with a tone of pure happines. I could have sworn that there was some crazy look in her eyes. Like a yandere. Insted of greting her with "Good morning, etc." I just couldn't resist this chance to tease her. I even have the perfect scenario planed.
"Why thank you Albedo. I certanly had a good night sleep, especialy with a beautiful succubus by my side." I said as her smile grew bigger and a fainth blush creeped on her cheeks. Not the reaction I was hopeing. Time for phase two.
"However ..." my smile turned to a serious look as I pinned her down on the bed, while trying to ignore that she was still butt-naked. "Who gave you permission to enter my bedroom?" I asked as she gained a sheepish smile.
"Well, I thought that you would be very pleasent to be waken up by me. Also I though that as you're future wife I should start acting as one." she explained as I still repeated the one word that stood out.
Wife.
That alone was enough to trigger some of my more private fantasies.
"After we have married, we can finnaly relieve the tension on this honeymoon."
"Welcome home, my love. Woudl you rather have dinner, or a bath or me?~"
"Now that the kids went to that multiple day trip, we have the whole house for ourself. What do you want to do, da~rl~ing?"
Holy shit, calm down! Calm down Reijy! No arousing thought's! Think not arousing thoughts! Ehhh ... Crap! I can't think anything that doesn't involve me and Albedo!
After some seconds I was brought out of my fanasty by Albedo as she called me.
"Master Reijy, are okay? You spaced out a second there?" she asked with geunine concern. Even if Momonga did change her setting so that she loves me, I still couldn't resist. For some reason, I just wanted to erase all her concerns.
I simply shook my head as I noticed one thing. I was still pining her to the bed, with both of us naked. Well, she was butt-naked while I only had my underwear on.
"Now lets return to hte matter at hand." said Albedo as he suddenly brought me down so that our faces were a few inches away from each other. "I belive we were about to get started, Ma~ster~." she said with a lustful sin-song voice as she brough my face closer.
This is certanly bad. I barely had any experience with woman and here is one trying to fuck me. Normaly I would probably try to escape from here, but something inside me is like giving me guides how to perform my next moves. Like I allready had experience in those situations.
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To hell with it. I will just follow those instructions. Suddenly like something took over me as my mouth began to move on its own.
"It seems like my Albedo wanted some attention?" I (?) replied with a loving tone that I could swore I couldn't pull of. And it worked as she moved her head closer to mine.
"Yes. I just wanted to spend with the man who stole my hearth." she replied with a equal loving voice. From it I just could tell she REALLY loves me.
In my previous life, women only loked at me because I had money, not because I was Reijy. But here, they are looking at me like the character I created based of myself.
Even if she was programed to love me, the only correct thing to do now was to return her love. Maybe she would have loved me without her setting being changed.
So as our lips were about to touch, like in every anime, the most cliche thing had to happen.
"Hey Reijy, how much longer do you intend to ..." Momonga, the not-much-longer living skeleton just had to barge in when we were about to kiss. The three of us made eye contact as there was a awkward silence. The next second he turned his eyes away, Albedo covered herself with the sheet while I prepared to crack open his skull. The silence was broken by a sound of footstep as PB ran through the door.
" I very sorry, Master Reijy, but he just insisted to see you! I tried to stop him!" explained PB as he noticed that me and Albedo were in the same bed. Naked. With a blank look, he took out what appeared to be a camera, took a photo and left the room. The silence returned as I looked at the soon to be dead friend before me. With my glove in my hand's.
"You have one second to explain to me why the hell you just cockblocked me?" he appeared to be not threaded by me as I stood now in front of him. Probably because im still in my underwear.
"You shouldn't have hurried with your "activitcy"." he said as I raised my glove. "Don't even try. We both know that it will do no damage to me." he said with a smug voice as my eye twitched, but I gained a predatory grin.
"Two word's: Anime logic." I didn't give him the chance to speak as I slaped him HARD across the face. That would have been the case if he managed to dodge it and ran. I ran next to Albedo.
"We can finish our activity another time. Take care." with a quick kiss on the cheek I gave chase to Momonga. Our srceams could have been heard through the entitre Nazarick.
"GET BACK HERE, MOMONGA!"
"ONLY WHEN YOU PUT THE GLOVE DOWN!"
"YOU BROKE THE BRO CODE 38! YOUR PUNISHMEN IS DEAD!"
"YOU TAKE THAT BRO CODE BOOK TO SERIOUSLY!"
"I HAVE TO READ AT LEAST SOMETHING FROM A GENIOUS!"
"BARRNEY STINSON IS NOT A GENIOUS!"
After he said that, the people in Nazarick could hear a very loud *SLAP* and something breaking. On this day they created a main rule.
Never break the Bro Code.
(A few minutes later)
I was sitting on one of the couches in Momongas office as he was trying to figure out how search with some sort of mirror as Sebas was helping him. If you are woundering why there was a silence in the room and I had the most smug expression I could create, the reson is very simple.
I litteraly broke Momonga's jaw. When I slaped him, his jaw just disconnected with his face. He was now waiting for it to heal, which won't take to long.
PB said that he will send someone to help me in search for something very, very immportant.
Something that Nazarick didn't have and it was more valuable that any World-class item.
Something that just had to be in my possession.
Something that I would even sacrifice Momonga to get it. (not that I would have a problem with it)
It's the greates thing any living being can have.
And ...
that ...
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A toilet.
I really needed to go.
Luckily, I didn't have to wait much longer as the door opened. When we turned our head (or half a head in Momonga's case) we all gained different expresions.
Sebas had his stoic facad as I saw some sweet running down his face.
Momonga had a smug look in his eyes as if he had his jaw, he would be smiling.
And I had a mortified expression as I think that I didn't have to go to the toilet anymore.
"Master Reijy, my love!" a red blur came at me with great speed. I manged to jump over it as he crashed behind me. "My, my still playing hard to get?"
The thing in front of me was none other that the most famous red Grimm Reaper that existed.
Grell Sutcliff
He is a very capable NPC as he could take on the Floor Guardians with his Death Scyte. But there is one problem about him.
"You are as hot as allway, Master Reijy! Still you didn't lose the touch. If you were just going to wear more red." he was apparently interested in both woman and man. And since im the one who created him, he is mostly after me.
"We better get moving Grell." I aid with no tone for argument. He only nodded.
"Of course. But you have to give me something in return. After all, you can have a lady doing something without any payment." he said as he had a look full of exception. I though about it for a moment. I will not give myself as payment. I'm not into man.
I looked at Sebas. I couldn't do that to him. I wouldn't be right.
I looked at Momonga. Maybe to him, but he is still my only friend that got stuck here with me.
I though about it before getting a idea. "How about this." I called him over and wispered something in his ear. As I finished, from his eyes erupted steam while from his nose erupted blood.
"WHAT ARE WE WAITING THEN?! LET'S GO!" he yelled as he speeded through the door. The other two looked at me. I simply looked at them with a smile that hided a lot of my evil thoughts, which considered of 80% of my thoughts.
"Let's just say that he will be meeting a trap. Tell Aura that she will have a "date" tonight." I simply walked through the door with slightly laughting evily.
(Village)
I was sitting on the crapper as Grell guarded the outside. Apparently he wanted to guard the INSIDE, but I managed to stop him. Curently we were talking.
" ... and so I simply sliced and diced them with no problem."
"Your killing stories are allways ... interesting. Gep up the work."
"Thank you so much, Master Reijy! And like you said, I didn't kill any innocent person and tried to help poor people."
"What do you mean by tried?"
"Oh, that. Well some brats, probably from the church, called me unclean! Can you imagine, me, unclean!?"
" ... That is one of the last word's I would describe you."
"Thank you so much, Master Reijy!"
"There are far more worse words I could describe you."
" ... "
"Grell?"
There was another silence as I began to end my bussines.
"Look, if it's about what I just said, im sorry."
He still didn't reply. So after doing anything in the bathroom, I exided to see something shocking.
The village was overun by some kind of soldiers as they killed everyone around them. The reason why Grell didn't respond was because he was currently killing those soldiers. When he saw me, he immediatly ran to me.
"Master Reijy, I did like you told me and protected those people." he said as he saluted me. I sighed as he cut down a approaching soldier.
"What about the ones that were killed? What will you do about them?" I asked as he was visibly unconfrontable with him failing his task.
Even if I was similar to a evil overlord, I still couldn't let innocent people get in trouble they didn't deserve and because of some other peoples greed. Those kind of people I wouldn't have a problem killing them without a blink of my eye.
"I will burry them and bring revenge by killing their killers." he was pretty happy as I nodded my head which gave him the following signal.
Kill them all.
He didn't waste time as he began to slice those soldiers with relative ease. I, however didn't notice some of the soldiers sneaking and imaling them with their swords, spears, etc. I cought blooda s they returned their weapons as I feel on the ground.
"Now that the red freaks boss is dead, we have even a better chance killing him." that statement repeated in my head as I began to lightly snicker, then laught which turned into a full blown laughter as I stood up with no wounds on me.
"H-H-How the hell is he even alive?!" asked one of the soldiers that tried to kill me.
"Did you seriously think that some pathetic third string fools like you could kill me? Here is friendly advice before you die. You." I took a step forward as large bat-like wings grew from my back.
"Don't." the soldier in a desperate act tried chargin me.
"Fuck." when they got close enough, my wings started to suck them in like a black hole.
"With." when they made conntact with my wing they began to slowly be apsorbed, as they cried for help.
"A." when they were fully apsorbed, only their slighholes remained as the tried to break free, but with no success.
"Chimera." my wings were like before, with nobody within them.
What you just saw was one of the way's how I hunt my preys. If I apsorb a species I never had, I will gain some of their aspects. However if I apsorb a species I allready apsorbed, I will only gain a slight power boost, based on how strong the person was.
The most unique thing about me was that I could mix the apsorbed aspects to create new aspects, like those wings.
"Kill Grell? What a joke." I said as I began to walk towards him. He was one of the NPC's that I "created". Each one of them is able to slaughter a entire army themself. And they belonged to my own "family".
PB and Grell are part of it. It was created so when I would be alone at home and the other didn't play, they would keep me company. Each one of them isn't part of Nazarick, they only listen to my orders. Don't get me wrong, im not planing any rebelion or something like that. I'm simply a person who can't live under someone elses command. The others are all right with this, as they knew that we wouldn't harm each other.
And if Grell didn't manage to kill them till now, them he isn't worth the salt of being my servant.
Overlord Chibi
We see Shalltear walking towards Reijy's factory. You see, he had to go on a expedition that would take multiple weeks to finish with his servants. So Shalltear decided she would spend his last day before going with him. When she hears some voices coming from inside it.
"H-H-How much longer, M-Master Reijy." came the voice of Albedo as she relased a sound that could described as a moan of pain and pleasure.
"Just a little more and we are done for today." came the voice of Reijy as he was sounding like he is doing something very difficult.
Shalltear at first wanted to barge in, but she decided to continue listening to them. A few minutes passed as her head was bright red.
"H-H-How did this happen?! Surely they couldn't have been doing THAT!? I thought Master Reijy would be with me first?!" many thoughts ran wild in her head as she looked like she was about to cry. So she decided to get revenge for Albedo stealing "her prize".
A few minutes later she came back with PB. Her plan considered of making sure they are seperated for the day while she gets to spend her time with Reijy.
"You sure Albedo agreed to this?" asked PB as he knew that those two didn't get along.
"Yes, she told me that a few days before but couldn't find any time." said Shalltear as she placed her hand on the door. And with one mighty push she opened the door and came across a sight that made her and PB both open their mouths in shook.
Albedo was currently only dressed in the lower part of a dress while the top part had only a bra and corset. Reijy was currently trying to squeze it even more as one of his foot's was placed on her back.
When the two of them looked at the two intruders they saw Shalltear looking like she was about to laught and PB taking a photo with his camera. The reason? Albedo looked like she was about to cry from pain.
(One long explanation later)
After their explained to them that Reijy was helping Albedo with a new dress, she and PB went their own way leaving Shalltear and Reijy alone. He was standing in front of her and looking at her with a blank expresion as she sat on his bed and was trying to avoid eye contact. After some minutes of silence Reijy simply sighed and petted her head.
"If you wanted to spend time with me, you could have just asked." he continued to pat her head as he leaned closer to her face. "I think I have the perfect way to excuse my self to you."
The following day, we see Reijy entering a portal all alone. PB was said that he will not go for the expedition and taht he should take care of the first three Floors of Nazarick.
After making sure that no body was around you opened another portal and out of it steped Shalltear with a blindfold. Once you took it of she was shooked to see where they were. It was in front of a beautifull cottage near a lake in the woods.
"I thought that we are going on a expedition?" asked Shalltear as she couldn't contain her joy.
"That is just a excuse for me to take free. So what do you say, like it?" he was asnwere by a big hug from her.
"Like it?! I love it! Thank you soo much Master Reijy!" Shalltear expressed her joy as Reijy placed his finger on her mouth.
"Please for this time here, just call me Reijy." he said with his most loving voice as he carried her to their house.
Good thing nobody was near the forest or they could have heard a good number of cries of pleasure and moans.
Nothing to say except that school is soon starting so I won't be able to update this reguraly and that I will update this or my Fate/GO story next. Also I decided to add Grell because he is just simply funny. And I need him to chase Ainz like he did to Sebastian. :D
See ya all next time. Peace out.
