Chapter 2: Enter The Rampaging Demon!

Cobra drank the booze calmly, as he watched the chaos unfold. The sound of glass breaking terrfied everybody. They slowly turned towards the redheaded dragon-hybrid, and started sweating when they realized his glass had been broken by the pinkette.

"Haha, I aghhh-" He was cut off as Cobra punched him in the head sending crashing into the wall on the other side of the guild hall. "Next time, you want to start a fight, make sure you don't break my booze first. Come on, Cubellios we have a mission to start." The redhead said as he stood up and made his way out of the guild hall.

"Wait! I wanna come with you on you're mission!" Lucy called out surprising everyone in the Guild Hall, but even more shocking was that Cobra stopped in the entrance way waiting for her. "Well, hurry up Blondie, I don't have all day, I need to catch a train now because I won't let you ride Cubellios, too." Cobra seemed irritated about her tagging along.

"You don't have to do this Lucy, nobody would think any less of you if you didn't go on this mission." Makarov said kindly, to the blonde girl. "No, I have to, somebody has to attempt to get to know him, right, besides I need money for rent so I kind of have to go anyways." The blonde said amusing everybody listening in.


"So, what's with the snake anyways?" Lucy asked, angering Cobra. "Listen, girl, Lucy, whatever the hell you're name is; it's name isn't Snake! Okay! HER name is Cubellios. Second stop bothering me, because when we finish this mission we'll go our separate ways and probably never see each other again, okay." He demanded scaring her a little bit.

"All-rright." She stuttered, sounding scared causing Cobra to sigh in irritation. "Look, I'm sorry, I have poor social skills kaa-san wasn't exactly a people dragon. I am the only person she could stand being around. Let's start over, I'm Cobra Dragonia-." He was cut off by her. "Oh, I know who you are, you're in Sorcerers Weekly, as the Male Centerfold." She exclaimed as she pulled said magazine out and flipped to the center which had a naked Cobra with another male wizard covering his privates. Cubellios was resting on his shoulders and staring in the same direction as Cobra.

Cobra's abs were visible, revealing that he had a nice six pack and a flat stomach. Pink hair could be seen on the other wizards head. "You do know that Natsu & me are really in a relationship right? You have no chance with me neither does any of my other fangirls, maybe some of my fanboys do, but not likely." Cobra said, causing Lucy to squeal happily. "It's alright, I'm a Yaoi fangirl, anyways." She said offhandedly, causing Cobra's lips to twitch into a small smile.

"I like you, Heartfilia, and trust me I don't say that often to anybody." The red head said smirking as he turned around and started twitching. "Looks like we'll be taking Cubellios after all, hold on to me tightly, Lucy, I don't want you to fall off of her." He said confusing her. Lucy was stunned when Cubellios sprouted wings and Cobra stepped onto her back.


Lucy sighed in relief as she stood on solid ground. "No offence, but I prefer walking to flying on you're snake, Cobra." She said sounding apologetic about her comment. "It's alright, most people don't like Cubellios, anyways. I just needed an excuse to not ride that death machine called a train." He said laughing cheerfully as the two made their way by foot towards their mission. "All powerful dragon slayers have issues with motion sickness." A golden-brown cat said as she flew up to Cobra and landed on his shoulder.

"I'm Kira, it's nice to meet you Lucy Heartfilia." Kira exclaimed happily as she rubbed up against her friends head, annoying said red-head greatly. "Cobra is a lot more powerful than Natsu seeing as he was 19 when he finished training with his mother, the Poison Dragon, Dokuryƫ." Kira exclaimed as she flew out of Cubellios' reach and laughed cheerfully at the annoyed dragon slayer & his snake friend.

"Okay, our mission is simple, I need to defeat a demon that has been terrorizing people living in this village. It will be simple because I'm also a devil slayer. So you just stay back watch Kira for me." Cobra said calmly. Suddenly, he shoved Lucy to the ground shocking her. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!" He glared at her as he pointed at a shadowy figure standing where she was standing. "So you're the demon, I need to slay." Cobra said smirking exposing his larger than normal canines. He dashed towards the demon and prepared Poison Devil: Hell Smash by rearing his fist.

It was engulfed in violet poison. He slammed his fist into the demon's face sending it flying through trees. "It's not over, It's only begun, Lucy! I used to fight demons all the time when I dated Pisces. It's never over until you rip them to shreds!" Cobra called out as he blocked the demon's attack and used his Poison Dragon: Wing Attack to repel it back at the demon which caused an explosion!

Lucy watched awed by the red-headed dragon slayer fight the demon so easily. 'WAIT! DID HE JUST SAY HE DATED A CELESTIAL SPIRIT!' She screamed mentally, as Cobra defeated the demon, and started walking towards her calmly. "Yeah, Pisces is actually two spirits, a mother & her son. I dated the son, I broke up with him because he had mommy issues." Cobra said looking sad about breaking up with his first love.

"I'm sorry." Lucy said not really sure about how to respond to that. "It's alright its not your fault." Cobra said quietly to the female wizard.


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