You guys know those people on the internet that love to say "I'm not one to rant" and then follow up with a never-ending post? Of course we all know that within the next four hours (if not 30 minutes) they will be posting another update beginning with "I not one to rant but..." It's hilarious really.
But I digress, let me tell you guys I AM one to rant and I'm about to do it right now, if you have no interest in my outburst you are welcome to go ahead and start reading the wonderful second chapter to this story.
Here goes,
Despite all my efforts to drive all non-yaoi lovers and anybody else to whom this topic might not be their 'cup of tea' here I get this Little shit posting the following review on my story and I quote:
"They are not gay. Kill yourself, disgusting fag"- G.O.D
Did G.O.D the asshat of a guest who must have forgotten his/her anti-gay agenda really take the time to go on fanfiction, find the story, read the summary, the rating, the warning, and all of the first chapter they remembered they hated 'fags'? Oh boy (or girl). I doubt you'd be back for the second chapter (unless you're in denial about your interest on stories of this genre, or you are truly just trying to gain the A-class jerk award of the month, I dare you to fucking review my story again) but really? How bitter do you have to be to go through all that trouble?
I would like to ask anyone out there that shares this same opinion (which begs the question what are you doing reading the second chapter of this story?) to keep their rude, unkind, uncultured reviews to themselves.
I hope this reviewer manages to keep any thoughts about this subject from being voiced out amongst other people because dear GOD (pun intended) someday you might truly get punched in the face. In case you didn't know the term 'Omg he's/she's gay' is getting old, it is now a more widely accepted preference. Learn to live with it (or at least keep your unnecessary comments to yourself)
Oh and by the way, I had a really harsh time not downing my prescription pills, or jumping off a cliff when I saw your comment telling me to 'kill myself' (please note my sarcasm). I am upset by your foul use of language and ignorant comment. I am a proud supporter of the LGBT community and I say you can stick your review, words, and any other opinions up your ass for all I care (Maybe that way you'd truly find out if you have such a strong denial towards your true nature)
Best regards,
your dearest author.
(Be advised that any more flaming of this sort WILL be called out in the same manner ^.^)
On another better more cheerful news, I want to thank the guest reader that took the time to review words of encouragement, and to heartSNS who also left behind an amazing review. As well as everyone who followed/faved the story. You are the real reason I'm back on here. Anyhow, sorry for the long note, let's get on with this story!
Rating: M not at the beginning but eventually this story will have male on male action be advised-I don't joke around with my ratings.
Warning: This is Yaoi, that means male/male you have been warned don't like don't read.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of its Characters Masashi Kishimoto does.
(Rewrite) Chaos at Konoha High
Chapter 2: First Impressions
Day 2 (Tues)
Naruto's P.O.V
Every single head in the classroom turned towards me as I headed outside and Shikamaru raised his head having been awoken by the noise "So troublesome" he mumbled as he laid his head back down.
I finally stepped outside and both Sasuke and Gaara were looking at me "Sasuke, Gaara, this is Naruto. He has agreed to be your tour guide for the day and to help you with anything you might have questions on."
"Nice meeting you" Said Gaara in a cool quiet voice as his eyes scanned me, I suppressed a bit of a shiver at his stare, just what was wrong with me today.
"Nice meeting you too, I hope we get along." I smiled at him, then I turned to Sasuke he looked me straight in the eyes "I don't really need a nanny." he spoke with his smooth yet unnerving voice-he was such a fucking jerk.
I just smiled at him "Well if you find there is something you actually need help with, just let me know." I thought about offering to aid him to remove the stick up his ass, and tightened my jaw to keep me from saying that out loud.
"Hn." He just shrugged and walked past me and into the classroom, I could feel a vein popping on my forehead, what was his problem.
"Well let's get back to class" Kakashi said cheerily.
I just stared holes at Sasuke's back "Bastard." I could hear Kakashi chuckling and saw a semblance of a small smirk on Gaara's face as they noticed my small outburst. We walked into the classroom and Sasuke sat by the first desk he saw available, girls were already surrounding him tying to get him to talk-good luck with that.
I turned towards Gaara "There is an open desk right next to mine, you could sit there if you'd like."
"Anything as long as you get me away from this girls." He whispered and I noticed that the girls that were not talking to Sasuke where just waiting to pound Gaara.
"I can't promise you anything." I chuckled. We walked towards the desks and I could see Shika with his hands covering his ears chanting the word 'troublesome' like a mantra. He was so pissed.
Gaara looked at me questioningly "He's angry because everyone is being noisy and they won't let him take his daily classroom nap." Shikamaru looked up the slight semblance of a scowl marking his face.
"Hey shika this is Gaara, Gaara this is Shikamaru, but he just goes by shika." Both guys nodded at each other.
Before shika put his head back down he just looked at Gaara with pity and said "You two have elevated the level of estrogen madness in this classroom. Now, take responsibility" Shika said in a low voice as he looked at the girls gossiping and stealing glances at Gaara. And as expected when Gaara sat down the attack started. I chuckled as I saw him suppress what seemed to be a groan. His eyes pleaded for help but I just raised my hands in a defensive stance, kind of letting him know there was nothing I could do.
I was trying my best not to chuckle at Gaara's dire situation when something caught my eye, Sakura was sitting on top of Sasuke's desk, legs crossed, asking him question after question. I almost gaped. You got to be shitting me. Ino was right to Sakura together with some other girls, who dared not speak over Sakura. I felt a stab of jealousy, so what if he looked like a fucking model? He was just an asshole in need of a change of attitude. He seemed intent on ignoring all forms of questions and only gave short clipped answers. In an attempt to not care I decided to stop looking at the scene and instead placed my attention on Kakashi-sensei. I sat upright as I noticed he was flipping through the last pages of his book. Fuck, fuck, fuck, he was going to try and get another one and would notice they weren't there, and I was hoping this wouldn't happen while I was in the classroom.
I looked at the clock, less than a minute for the bell, c'mon ring, c'mon, ring...Kakashi finished his book and his hand went towards his drawer. I shook Shika awake and tried to get Gaara's attention. When the bell rang and I practically dragged Shika and Gaara out of the classroom, shikamaru gave me an annoyed look. As we speed walked ( more like I speed walked while dragging both men ) we could hear Kakashi sputtering a bunch of curses.
"Naruto you better get your ass back in here! You are in so much trouble!" I chuckled uncontrollably as both Shika and Gaara stared at me trying to figure out if I had gone daffy. Kiba caught up to us and put his arm around my shoulder as he laughed "I have heard the beast cry at the loss of his babies" He said in between bouts of laughter. I could see Sasuke walk past us and stare at Kiba and I, as Sakura said something about us being an odd pair and then proceeded to grab Sasuke's hand and dragged him away. Well she could just straight up shoot me, huh? I tried to hide my snicker as I saw Sasuke smoothly remove his hand from hers.
"So are you two going to tell us what's going on?" I turned towards Shika "I stole Kakashi's porn." I gave him a wicked smile and he actually chuckled. Gaara still seemed quite lost but I just laughed "We'll explain during lunch I don't want you to be too late to class, oh and by the way that's Kiba, Kiba this is Gaara."
Kiba smiled "Sup dude" Gaara nodded at him.
"Alright Naruto I got no excuses for tardiness so I'll just head over to class, see you later Gaara."
I turned to Gaara, "Alright so what's your next class?"
"Chemistry, Room 205"
"Alright, that's this way." He fell in step with me as we walked to his class quietly, once we arrived I knocked before opening the door.
"Hello Kurenai-Sensei sorry for the interruption, this is Gaara one of your exchange students." She looked at Gaara and nodded.
"I was expecting you please have a seat, and thank you for showing him the way Naruto. I'll let Ebisu-Sensei know you will be late." I nodded
I turned towards Gaara before leaving "See the blonde girl with the piggy tails? That's my friend Temari you could sit with her. She'll show you to the eatery if you ask her." He nodded at me and went in the classroom. With that I headed over to my own class.
As I walked by the lockers I was startled as I saw Sasuke leaning against said lockers. I tried not to notice the way his clothes stuck to his lean strong figure "That took you a while didn't it?" He said. I snapped my eyes back up hoping the hadn't noticed my momentarily insane slip.
"What are you doing here anyways," I replied quite annoyed "You said you didn't need my help."
"I changed my mind." I felt my face grow red, this guy seriously got on my nerves.
"Well I don't care."
"I remember you saying that if I changed my mind I could still ask for help." He smirked, smartass.
I bit my lip, that's what happens when you make offers that you never really mean to follow through. I rolled my eyes and tried to walk past him but he grabbed me by the wrist and turned me back around. I turned ready to punch his pretty face, but once I found myself face to face with him I froze "what exactly do you think you are doing?" I managed to actually sound annoyed rather than surprised by my closeness to the guy.
"Asking nicely" he said with that voice of his "Naruto, can you please show me to my next class?" I was at a loss for speech, how had his demeanor changed so fast, what was he playing at?
"You could have asked Sakura or Ino to take you." I said almost a whisper, there was a little voice in my head that was blaring alarms and telling me to get away from this guy.
"I want you to take me." that made me blush, I stepped back "Has someone ever told you, you are a real asshole?" He just smirked at the comment
"You know any other insults that go beyond fourth grade level?" I ignored the annoying fact that he answered my very unimportant question with one of his own.
"What's your next class? I asked reluctantly "Computer Applications, room 300" I could hear the triumph in his voice, which revived my desire to punch him in the face.
Just great. "We have the same class, just follow me." He just made my headache increase tenth fold. I knocked and stepped into the room. Ebisu looked a little annoyed by my tardiness.
"About time you joined us Naruto, and I will take a wild guess and say this is Sasuke the new student, please take a seat you two." I took my seat and Sasuke sat a couple or rows to the back from where I was; and just like in first period all girls either surrounded him or were staring dreamily at him. Ebisu-Sensei gave them a stare which quieted them down.
"Naruto, Naruto, Naruto~, Naruto!"
"Yes!?" Kiba looked at me, nonverbally asking me if I was ok.
"Sorry I was just spacing out I got a pretty bad headache going on, you were saying?"
"I was just asking you what you thought of the new students; Maybe you should go to the nurses. But if you want to see a specialist we could make an appointment with the veterinary"
I punched my friend on the bicep playfully as I chuckled "If one us is ever in need of a vet that'd be you not me, dog breath" I said before adding that I had taken some Tylenol in the morning that was not working very well.
"Gaara's seems like a nice guy, Sasuke is a fucking asshole" Kiba chuckled. "I'm quite jealous of him, look at that he's got all the girls to himself, won't you comfort me Naru?" He said as he leaned his head on my shoulder.
"Anything for you baby, you just gotta name it" I flirtatiously looked at him while batting my eyelashes, which got him into a fit of laughter.
"You two have anything you would like to share with the class?" Said Ebisu-Sensei looking at us quite annoyed. We totally forgot we were in class.
"Sorry Ebisu- Sensei, Naruto and I were just reminiscing about that time he had to wear a maid's outfit for me after losing a bet." I gaped at him feigning shock, "You promised you would never tell!"
The some people straight out laughed out loud while others snickered, as Ebisu sensei looked at us quite speechless.
"Kiba Inuzuka I don't think it is necessary for you to voice such things to the class, unless you want detention!" Kiba groaned
"But you are the one who asked!"
"No complaining!" Kiba sulked and some people chuckled.
At this point there was a knock on the classroom and kakashi poked his head in, "Ebisu-sensei I need a word with Naruto."
My smile fell, fuck.
"Oh, boy you are in trouble, Naruto" Kiba whispered.
I stood up and headed towards the door, " Naruto, where is my porn?" He asked once we where outside.
"Don't know what you are talking about." I looked sideways, while biting my lip.
"Don't lie Naruto, you had to take it!" I took a couple of steps backward "Naruto..."
"I seriously don't even have it with me!" I said as I broke into a run, "Naruto you get back here!" He said as he ran after me.
I somehow made it out onto the track field, where Guy- sensei was teaching PE. He looked at us "Student and teacher you seem so energetic and youthful I shall join you in your chase!" You got to be kidding me. I ran through the field scared for my life, I could feel my legs staring to give out, seriously I need to work out some more.
"Naruto, how could you do this to me! Wait until I catch you!" I was about to leave myself to my fate in Kakashi's arms but then we heard the intercom. "Maybe you shouldn't have tried to teach me the virtue of patience" I half screamed back, not helping my case.
"Naruto Uzumaki, and Staff, would come to my office this moment, and try not to attack each other on the way here!"
I stopped in my tracks, I was saved! I could hear Kakashi cursing under his breath and Guy saying something about an 'energizing run'. Everyone in this school was insane, teacher's reading porn in class, our Physical Ed teacher was just a weirdo and our principal Tsunade...Well our principal Tsunade was drunk 24/7. I was in so much trouble I just hoped she wouldn't call Iruka.
We finally reached her office and even before we knocked we could hear her voice "Get in here."
As we went into the room Tsunade was looking at us as if we had all gone insane, sake in her hand she swallowed some of the drink before giving us her full attention.
"Would all of you care to explain what is going on?" She rubbed her temples,
"Kakashi is trying to kill me!" I pointed towards said teacher.
"He kidnapped my porn" Kakashi said in turn pointing towards me.
"Seeing such youthful chase I could not help but join" Guy sensei said sheepishly.
"You can't just lose it because someone stole your porn" I said
"What you did should be considered a crime" Kakashi squinted at me.
"You youthful student how could you inflict such pain on your proff-"
"Shut the hell up Guy, this is none of your businesses!" Both Kakashi and I chimed in.
"All of you need to shut up, you are giving me a headache" We all quieted down fearing Tsunade, "First of all, you good for nothing teachers you are well aware that you left your students alone without anyone to watch over them and if something happens then the liability lies on me?" Both teachers hung their heads in shame, and I had a hint of a smile "And Naruto may I know when in the world you will stop getting in trouble?" She took another sip of Sake.
"Sorry Tusnade..."
"Yeah Tsunade I'm sorry it's just he stole my porn!" He pointed at me angrily. Again.
"Why are you being such a crybaby about it, no legit teacher would actually be reading porn during class hours!"
"Naruto you-" Tsunade stopped him.
"Naruto is surprisingly right Kakashi" Kakashi gaped at Tsunade clearly offended.
"You are going to listen to him?"
"Well I listen to you don't I Kakashi?" That made Kakashi quiet down.
"Guy get back to your class and get it under control," Guy nodded and left, afraid of the angry lady.
"Now Kakashi and Naruto what to do with you two..." She fiddled with a pencil as she thought about our punishment.
I fidgeted as I bit my lip hoping she would decide to just let us go and instantly knew that wasn't an option. Everyone in the school feared Tsunade she was not the person you wanted to anger. There was only one other person in school I feared more than Tsunade and just thinking about his name gave me goose bumps.
"Kakashi you will be doing extra work afterschool for the next two weeks, you will have to attend all your staff meetings as well-no excuses will save you from attending. And-" She smirked at what was coming next, her eyes glowing with amusement, "Naruto gets to keep your porn during those two weeks" I almost laughed out loud at Kakashi's outraged expression. Never mind, I liked Tsunade a lot.
"But Tsunade!-" He didn't even get to finish as the pencil in Tsunade's hand snapped in half, "You got a problem with that Kakashi?" He just shook his head.
"You may leave then"
"Now Naruto," I stiffened hoping she would not be as cruel with me, " You will write me a 750 word essay about why you should not take things that do not belong to you, you will also be helping at the cafeteria starting next week for a week. Show up, or else I'll have to tip Iruka that his son has quite the impressive collection of porn hidden somewhere in his room." I blushed as the principal threatened me.
"Yes I understand Tusnade baa-chan" As soon as the words left my mouth I regretted it.
"Be respectful brat! The honorific is sama! Now get your ass out of here!" I didn't wait to be told twice as I instantly exited her office.
An essay and some cafeteria work, comparing that to Kakashi's reaction, it was so worth it. I smiled to myself as the bell for lunch rang. I felt a little woozy and wondered if it was because of the running but I pushed the feeling aside and headed for the cafeteria to find my friends.
I got in line to get some lunch and looked around to see if I spotted Kiba and the guys. I finally pinpointed the table with shika, Temari, Gaara, and Kiba the rest of the crew was not there yet. I grabbed some Ramen and headed over to the table. For some reason my eyes keep prowling the Cafeteria until I caught sight of Sasuke, he was sitting on what you would call the popular table. There is Neji with his long brown hair, and Ten Ten right next to him, Sakura and Ino were basically drooling over the man. The other Cheerleaders sit there as well. I started walking towards my friends while staring at the madness going on, suddenly his eyes shot up as if feeling my gaze and we looked at each other for a couple of seconds before I looked away.
Get a grip Naruto, do you like the guy? No, you don't.
I'll be a bit slow at the beginning while I set everything up, bear with me! I attempted to use some humor, did it work? No idea but I still put it in there anyhow. Thanks for coming back for more hope I didn't disappoint n.n
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