"What you see before you is the Daedalus from tv show you know as Stargate Atlantis. In fact, this is the very one with the alternate reality drive. It was floating in space with the drive burned out and I just happen to come across it. There was some dead bodies onboard that I beam down to the surface of the planet this ship was orbiting and returned and gave them all a proper burial. I returned here and found all the data, ship logs, and most importantly, the drive and its research. The drive had an inherited problem dealing with the very nature of the drive's energy source that I manged to stop. Very simple actually, but another story for another day. So I rebuild the drive from the ground up using new parts from the Asgard beaming device as a factory and leftover parts from the old drive. Then I took this ship and start on my joureny to other universes. That's how I ended up here. I wanted to see other universes and find a human who could be different than all the other humans I met. So I scaned all of your interent, starting with some social network and found you first. Looked through your posts and then found your location. I came down to your driveway and shook your hand. That is when I send thoughts through your hand and see how your body reacted when it finished processing the thoughts. And NO! That is NOT mind reading! Its just like asking someone a question when you a living polygraph, although a very complicated one. When I saw that I could trust you, I beam you here. So what do you think?"
Jeremy was speechless. He couldn't believe what he was hearing. So he started at a place where he knew he could get some motion to ask other questions. "So are you sure that isn't mind reading? Because I have some very personal thoughts in there!" Jeremy laugh and Asuma grinned. It was the only way he knew how to cope with this event, humor. Its how he cope with most things. "No! It isn't. Trust me." Asuma said. "Alright. I will. After a few questions." Asuma nodded "So if you are so smart, smart enough to fix the alternate reality drive, to manned this ship single handedly, to predicted what my MIND was going to think of to explain these events, you should be smart enough to know a little more about me." Jeremy said, crossing his legs while smiling. He already accepting these events as fact even though he knew it was complete foolish to do so fast. Maybe deep down, he did want it to be real. "Well," Asuma started out "I know that you are gay."
If any liquid was in Jeremy's mouth, it would have came flying out. His posture instantly changed. Gay? How did he know that? Jeremy thought. Asuma smiled saying, "Don't worry about it. I'm gay too." Jeremy was too preoccupied about Asuma's revealing fact to care about his reassurance. "How?!" Jeremy asked, demandly. Asuma replied, "Easy. Your body language when you saw me and your body signs when you shook my hand. You obviously was checking me out." Asuma said happily and with an air Jeremy mistakenly mistook for smugness and arrogance. Jeremy was now completely furious. Not only was he completely blindsided by that comment, he thought that this 'Asuma' was a total asshole! Jeremy wasn't the type of person to be thrown off by something like transportation to one of his favorite ship in one of his favorite sci-fi shows ever. In fact, he WAS quite excited. Now, he was boiling hot. He jumped up, starling Asuma. Then he started shouting, "Forget you, pal! I was never that interested in you anyway! Now, transport me off this damn ship!' He stormed off to behind the captain's seat to find the controls for the advanced Asgard technology. Luckily, before Jeremy can hurt himself playing with systems he doesn't know yet, Asuma grabbed his wrist and held it tight, but not tight enough to harm Jeremy. Jeremy turned his head to face a man who deeply regretted his words. Jeremy knew he did by how Asuma's eyes were. They were pleaing with him. "I'm sorry. Don't go. Please?" This time there was no vibration coursing through his body so Jeremy knew Asuma was asking this from the bottom of his own heart and was putting himself at the mercy of Jeremy's wrath. He was like a man on his knees, staring at an incoming train with a bright light in the front of it. Jeremy knew this and couldn't hurt the poor guy, could he? "Apology accepted" Jeremy said meekly. Asuma gave a big sigh of relief and dipped his hand. He didn't want to end things on the wrong foot with the first person he met that could possible understand him! Jeremy gasped hard and look at his watch. It was already 9:30. "Oh, hot damn! Its 9:30!" Jeremy shouted. Asuma look up and saw what he was looking at. "Uh-oh" he said and then he turn to sit at his seat. Asuma place both hands on the armrest of the seat. Magically, a keyboard with strange symbols Jeremy recoginze as Ancient letters and numbers popped up into existence along with a screen. After a few taps on the keyboard, both Jeremy and Asuma hear a young female voice to Jeremy's local police. "I last saw him this morning taking out the trash! There was some weird man standing there with him. I didn't think nothin about it at the time because Jeremy is so friendly! I think he been kidnapped!" Jeremy hang his head low. That was his sister, Kaitlin. She is probably worried sick! "Don't worry, Jeremy! I have the perfect solution to the problem!" Asuma said as he type things with his keyboard. "Watch this." he said as he pressed the final button.
Outside the window, the earth start to spin backwards and stopped. Not too much backward spinning, more like a record with a DJ, just a small amount. But what was different was that the area Jeremy was from was still in darkness, unlike a few moments ago. Jeremy, after a moment, realize what happen. "You reverse time." He said. Asuma, smiling brightly, agreed with Jeremy's assessment. Suddenly, a bright red light flashed across the screen. Asuma sigh and said "Well, the ship's reactors just took some damage pumping out all that energy need for the time travel, along with the conduits. Not to mention radiation damage and just irradiated the walls nearby the reactors. To top it all off, the naquadah fuel tanks are running low, about 15%." Asuma got up and look Jeremy dead in the eye. "I got some repairs to make and some gas to get so we going to have to finish our chat some other time. Probably tonight the way these systems are looking. And don't worry. The trash is still in the bin." Jeremy heard and almost felt as if Asuma was sad about cutting his visit short. "Well, I got class anyway. So ummm, how can I reach you and you reach me without the whole surprise beaming thing?" Asuma grinned and said "May I see your phone?" with his hand outstretch. Jeremy got his phone out and gave it to him. In the palm of his hand, the phone was engulfed in light. After the light faded, Asuma gave the phone back to Jeremy. "Your phone has been upgraded with a combination of Ancient and Asgard technology with a splash of human technological concepts. Everything has been VASTLY improved execpt things that is limited by human technology such as intraplanetary communication. My number is on there. So you can text, talk, even SKYPE me if you want. And there is transportation app that will transport you onboard if I'm in reach with whomever you choose, but be careful though. " Asuma said, with a fast wink on the skype part. He must know I like to date fast, mainly due to my very loving, trusting and highly faithful nature. Going through his newly updated phone, Jeremy saw his number under Asuma and saw the new transport app. He open it and selected my room on the app. It had been told where Jeremy had last been transported from and it wasn't that hard to move from his driveway to his room. As he selected it, the transparent menu saying "Transport?" with buttons 'Yes' and 'No' popped up. Before he pressed Yes, Jeremy kissed Asuma on his lips before looking him dead in the eye and saying "This is the best kidnap/blind date I ever had." Pressing the button while still staring at a stunned Asuma, Jeremy tried his very best to hold back a wide grin as Asuma managed a 'See you soon'. Both sides could never did see that coming, not even Jeremy knew what was to lie in the future.