Last time:
Sai nodded at Naruto. Sasuke missed the warm by his side when Sakura got picked up by his replacement and stood on his ink bird.
"Hurry Sai!" Before Naruto came yell again Sai's ink bird busted into ink and Sakura slipped out of his arms. Sakura shut her eyes tight. 'Kya! I'm gonna die!' instead of feeling the hard surface she felt two arms catch her.
'I change my mind about wanting a adventurous time.' Sakura's eyes widen as she looked up at the blue haired man ;Suigetsu. (haha you thought it was Sasuke didn't you!)
Then Naruto rush to Sai's side and kneel down to help him up. He then glared at Sasuke. "Hand the girl over." He said coldly. "No." Sasuke said it with the same tone.
Naruto's eyes widen, "Why? She has nothing to do with this!" He protested.
"I found her." was all he said. "She's not even a Kunoichi! What do you want with her!" All Naruto wanted was to get the girl to safety before they attack. "None of your business." He looked around and found that someone was missing.
Yellow, Naruto, check
Blue, Suigetsu, check
Pink, Sakura, check
Orange, Jugo, check
Red, Karin, check
Black, Sai, check
White, Kakashi, no.
Sasuke's Sharingan dart to Suigetsu and Sakura when he hear the sound of thousand bird chirping, that jutsu belonged to Kakashi.
"Chidori." The ground beneath Suigetsui popped out a hand with Chidori on it. He threw the girl up in the air but more like to Naruto's direction and Kakashi jumped out of the ground with his headband pushed up from his other eye reviling his one eyes Sharingan.
"Samrt but not so smart at the same time." Suigetsu smirked at the white haired Jonin. Naruto was about to catch the falling girl but he tripped on his own feet and fell flat on his face. Sakura landed on his back, good thing she wasn't heavy because if she was Naruto's back bones are a goner.
Sakura got off of Naruto and grip her bag on her shoulder. She was getting really annoyed that she was getting toss around like a doll.
Kakashi appeared next to her holding her arm. Sakura twitched. "Don't touch me! Look I don't know who the hell you people are, I just wanna get out of here." Sakura snapped and slapped Kakashi's hand away from her. She took couple of steps back and furrowed her eyebrows cutely, well in the guys point of view.
"One question." Naruto said while getting up.
"Nani?"
"Do you know who that person is?" Naruto pointed at Sasuke.
"No, in fact I don't even know any of you or where I am right now." She glared at nothing in particular. Naruto gasp. "How do you not know him! He's an S rank criminal! And worst you don't know me! The future Hokage!" Naruto cried.
Sakura inched away and looked at him weird. "Criminal? Shouldn't the cops be tracking him down not you normal people and what is a Hokage, is that some kind of name? Food? Brand?"
"Cops? Oh you mean like ANBU? Yeah they are suppose to handle the S ranks but teme over there is our teammate- "
"Was." Sasuke corrected.
"But he betrayed our village and joined Orochimaru." Naruto continued. He then gasp again when he finally remembered when she ask what was a Hokage. "Kage is the most powerful person in the village, Hokage is from Konohagakure, Mizukage from Kairigakure, Raikage from Kumogakure, Tsuchikage from Iwagakure, and ka-"
"Where is your third member." Sasuke commanded.
"I was about to tell you but you had to butt in again." Naruto waved his hands up.
"And last but not least-"
"Sasuke-kun a powerful chakra is coming this way fast no it's already here!" Karin's scratchy voice said proudly.
"Kazekage from Sunagakure, Gaara is our third teammate." Naruto smirked at Sasuke's direction. A swirl of sand appeared in front of Sakura and when the sands fell on the ground a person with red hair came into view. And glared at Sakura, why is everybody glaring at her today? But she ain't backing down. She returned the glare.
"Kazekage? But you can't have a Kazekage in your team! That's against the rule of shinobi!" Karin yelled in jealousy that this hot Kazekage was looking at Sakura and not her.
"Yeah it's against the rule but not for team 7." Kakashi smirked at Naruto's word.
'Kazekage? What the heck is happening right now! Hello people, I'm lost here!'
This is getting unbelievable.
"Gaara! Don't scare her!" Naruto screamed at the red haired guy but seems like he didn't hear him. Gaara only stared at her, as if he was mesmerized. Which, although Sakura had no idea, he was. She was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. She was nothing like the hideous harpies who throw themselves at him.
Sakura tilt her head to look at Naruto with innocent eyes.
…... Silence, nobody moved or made a sound.
"AHHHH! SHE'S SO CUTE!" Naruto rush to her with open arms and crush her with his so call hugs. Sakura being naive she is looked confused. "TOO CUTE!" Naruto squealed and rub his cheeks on hers. Sakura was so small in his arms.
"I'm Naruto! That's Gaara!" Naruto was like a child, Sakura could tell.
"Sakura." She looked up at him with her big green eyes. "KAWAII!" Naruto once again squealed and hug her more tightly. Sakura paled wondering who these people are. Then there's this guy who appeared in sand and glared at her and this blond guy right here just hug her out of nowhere and is rubbing his cheek on hers.
"Sakura-chan?" Naruto looked down and only found that he was hugging a log with cotton all over it so it felt soft. He nervously looked around to find the pink haired cute girl who was once being hugged by him.
He found that Sakura was next to Sasuke, gripping his white shirt tightly looking afraid. 'Please stranger save me!'
Sasuke sense someone looking at him and it was Sakura, he seem to get the message and nodded.
"Hold on." Sakura looked at him strange and let out a cute squeak when he picked her up bridal style. She looked at him and found that his skin color changed and his hair turned gray and longer and he has wings! She turn her gaze down and she was like 10 or more feet off the ground! Sakura's eyes widen in horror. She wrap her arms around his neck and burred her face in his neck. Her body was shaking in fear of falling.
Sasuke notice her condition and tighten his grip on her legs and her shoulders. He heard her mumble, "I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die." He smirked.
"Sasuke! Hand her back!" Naruto yelled with his eyes turned into red with slits.
"Hic!" Sakura widen her eyes more. The aqua to Sakura was dangerous, too dangerous for her liking. He was glaring at them and Sakura thought he was glaring at her. Her shaking got worst and her eyes watered. 'He's gonna kill me! Please let this nightmare end.' This was not the guy she meet before.
Around Naruto blue and red swirl together spinning in a high speed and blocked his way out. It was water and fire together. But everybody knew that once fire and water touch it will turn into steam no matter if it's regular water and water or a jutsu the result will be the same.
Sasuke and Kakashi knew they was the only ones can do fire jutsus and the rest of their team can't. Then it must be her. Sasuke smirked.
'I found you.'
Sakura really want this to end like now! Naruto tried to get out but every time he touch the fire and water, it burns him.
Naruto hissed loudly in pain and Sakura flinched visibly.
"Tch." Sasuke saw Sakura's frighten face and he fought the urge not to kill Naruto right there for scaring his soon to be personal healer.
"Hebi, retreat." Sasuke ordered and he flew to a random direction. He stop at a good distant between Team 7 and wait for his team to catch up. He said nothing but stared down at the girl. She was still shaken a little bit but not as worst as before.
"Join my team." Sakura was startled yet confused by his words. "..." What team? Is it like those team that catches the criminals for the cops? Sasuke knows she need a lot of protection.
"Be my personal healer and I'll give you protection." Sasuke made a deal with her because her healing was the fastest he ever seen from any other medics and he did not want to bite Karin. Her nasty skin is just ew. But consider her as a chakra tracker, she is needed on the team to track down Itachi.
Sakura thought it over, 'If I stay with him then I can find my way home but then what if he was tricking me? Ugh this is so confusing! You know what who cares as long I can get home and out of this creepy forest than yeah.' Sakura looked up at Sasuke and nodded. She's like 5'6 and Sasuke is like what 6'1? something like that. They are 7 inches difference. Girls at her school are somewhere 5'8 to 6'4. super tall.
"Sit." Sasuke pointed at the big rock behind her and she did as she was told. He keeled down on knee and put his hand on her upper right thigh while Sasuke's other hand held her leg in place. His cold hand toughed her warm thigh, Sakura shivered and blushed. He picked up her thigh higher but not too high to lift her skirt. His big hand can almost circle around her whole little thigh.
His hand grew a blue color and something black formed on her thigh and he removed his hand. Sakura can see a weird mark/ symbol thing. (Picture in my profile) It was black and went all the way around her thigh.
The contract is complete.
"What's this?" Sakura looked at Sasuke. He smirked. "Contract."
"For what?"
"Healing, from now on you can only heal me unless I say you can heal other." He explained getting up.
"Why can't I heal others?" God she ask too much questions.
"You are my healer." She innocently looked up at him and only blanked. She didn't say a word because she understood his words.
Sasuke smirked, she was different, her pink hair and big green eyes. She didn't squeal or cling onto him like fan girls do. If any other girls thigh he touched they would like seriously lose control and try to kiss him, hug him or even rape him!
"Sasuke-kun!" Sigh did Karin's ugly voice have to ruin the moment. Karin jump down the tree and to her beloved Sasuke-kun. She glared at Sakura for being too close to him.
"Get away from Sasuke-kun!" The red head dog growled. Hey dogs growl right? She ran towards Sakura like a mad bull and Sakura though it was funny but didn't dare to let it out. Something blocked her view. Sakura looked up and it was Sasuke.
"Don't touch my healer." Sasuke stood in front of Sakura blocking her from everyone's view.
"B-but I'm the healer in this team!" Karin protested.
"Starting now you will heal Suigetsu and Jugo." Sasuke commanded.
"What about you! And I can heal you faster than any medic!" Karin said proudly and stuck her nose in the air trying to impress Sasuke.
"You can but not faster than her." Sasuke step aside and he looked at Sakua in the corner of his eyes.
His gaze went back to his team. "You can't heal deep wounds."
"So? We never get deep wounds!" Karin cross her arms and pop her hip to one side.
"What the fuck are you talking about! The wound I had before is deep from protecting your fat ass when though missing nin came out of nowhere and I was force to protect you, if it wasn't for you I wouldn't get the wound! And Sasuke's ribs were cracked, if it wasn't for the girl it would have had been infected!" Suigetsu yelled as he walk up to Sakura and smiled. "Your bag."
"Thank you." She said softly and reach out to grab her school bag. She stood up and everyone looked at her.
"Why are you guys staring at me?" She asked feeling uncomfortable.
"Your clothes." Jugo started.
"Is different." Suigetsu finished. Sakura looked down at herself.
"It's my school uniform." Everyone looked at her up and down except Sasuke because he already took a good look at her. Sasuke was just staring at her face.
"Man Sasuke can we rest now? I'm tired." Suigetsu wined.
"God shark face can you like stop your complaining, all of us are in perfect shape except you cause of that heavy sword ok so just throw it away, you don't even do things for the team anyway. Right Sasuke-kun?" Karin said the first sentence with a disgusted look and then tried being cute and sexy and failing miserably while she said the last sentence to their leader.
"Hn "said the last Uchiha survivor.
"How do think that your more useful than me you hippo?" said Suigetsu getting curious as to what her response may be.
"For your information I cook your food, I track down people, I heal you, I wash your clothes willingly, and I stand on night duty when you're all asleep." Karin said in triumph.
"Your food taste like shit, you always end up tracking down animals like yourself, we have to bite your disgusting skin plus you don't shower, gross, you wash our clothes so you can check out Sasuke's boxers and you don't even wash the clothes properly, and last and most disgustingly you only take night duty when everyone is asleep so you can try and rape Sasuke." said Suigetsu with a smirk and triumph look in his violet eyes.
FLASHBACK
Karin was in her tent sleeping and snoring. She dreamed about her beloved 'Sasuke-kun' having sex with her and made all different kind of noises. "OH~ Sasuke-kun go faster~ un! Yeah!"
The rest of the team woke up from their sleep. Everyone knew that when she wakes up she will go to Sasuke's tent and do whatever she needs.
"Sasuke! Do something about it!" Suigetsu yelled in frustration due to the lack of sleep. "Hn."
"This pig needs- wait pig?" Suigetsu begin to sniggering. "I don't like the look on your face." Jugo backed away.
"Jugo, you can summon any animal right?" Suigetsu turned to Jugo with a mysterious look in his eyes.
Jugo nodded, "Yes but why?"
"Summon pig for me." Jugo looked at him with no interest. Suigetsu then whisper something in his ears and Jugo broke into a grin. Poof!
"Whoa! That stinks!" Suigetsu pinch his nose and turned away. The smell disturbed Sasuke too and he need to get out of there fast!
He walked into the forest more, "Yo Sasuke where are you going?"
"A walk." He walked away from them.
Suigetsu shrugged before henge the pig into a fake Sasuke. Jugo ordered the pig to go into Karins tent and they peeked in there. 'Sasuke' got on top of Karin and begin to kiss her. Karin's eyes fluttered open and widen for a second there. 'It's Sasuke-kun kissing me! KYAAAA!'
She took it's face and brought him closer, she notice that he has a really bad smell. "Sasuke-kun? Why do you smell so bad?" It didn't say anything but kiss her more. Karin like what Sasuke was doing, kissing her harshly but the smell on him was just ew.
Karin's hand start touching every space of Sasuke's chest and she went lower and lower until she found what she was looking for. She smirked to herself, she knew he wouldn't want to miss her body.
"Oink." it made a sound, Karin stopped kissing him and looked at him weird. "Sasuke-kun?"
It didn't answer her but did as his summoner told. 'Make out with her.' She minded off and continue kissing 'him'. She explored his mouth and found that he tasted different then she imagined. He tasted like barf. She didn't mind because she was kissing Sasuke-kun!
Suigetsu and Jugo was trying to control their laugh and not want to have Karin find them.
"Kahahaha" Suigetsu let some of his laugh came out louder then he intended to.
"What are you two looking at, can't you see me and Sasuke-kun needs to have some privet time?" Karin shouted and continue kissing 'Sasuke'.
"BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Suigetsu rolled on the ground laughing.
Jugo stood up and dust himself, he let out some chuckles and it turned into a laugh.
Poof! Karin saw the thing on top of her, it was pink, small eyes and ear and a long nose. Karin removed her mouth from it and reach for her glasses without braking eye contact with it. She finally found her glasses and put them on quickly, her glasses instantly cracked when she saw what she was kissing, Karin was kissing a pig and it was on top of her.
"!"
They are sure if any shinobis were near them ,they would of heard her. She pushed the pig off of her and ran out of her tent, the pig followed her and tackled her on the floor and kissed her again. If it was any normal pig she would of pushed it off easily but this pig was strong!
The hair on it's nose was poking her and she felt like she needs to puke.
"" Suigetsu was till laugh so hard that his jaws started to hurt.
'This isn't real." She kept mumbling to herself over and over again. "Oink." and fell on top of her, she was suffocating.
"Ugh, I-I want S-Sasuke-kun!" She cried and her makeup was running.
Sasuke came bad to the camp and saw the most disgusting image in the life, A pig and Karin kissing.
Sakura was really disturbed by the image. "That piggy must got some virus after that." Sakura muttered. Too bad they all hear her comment and Suigetsu laughed. "AHAHAHHAH! You might be right!" Jugo chuckled and Sasuke smirked at her.
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