Chapter 2 New Victim
"Hickson, Curran."
"Currrraannna!" Sheep and Jimmy enunciated.
"Wait...isn't that your middle name?" Lynxipoo asked.
"Yes, cept it's spelled different I'll bet. K-U-R-R-A-N," Sheep answered, "You know what this means, Jimmy…"
"HUFFLEPUFF!"
"No."
"Stupid, we're going to stalk him!"
"Oh…you know he's in the same house as Swanson..."
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"Oh, Swansonite!" Jimmy sang.
"Oh God..."
"We need a favor!" Sheep announced.
"Who are you!"
"We've been stalking you for 3 years, how do you not know who we are!" Sheep shouted.
"Ya know...we were gonna move this summer...," Swanson said with a sigh.
"We need the Hufflepuff password." Jimmy stated.
"For what!"
"You're off the hook, we're stalking someone else!" Sheep said.
"You mean, I'm...free?"
"Yes. Password." Jimmy said, apparently playing that one Who's Line game.
"plastictubewormseatplums."
"WTF!"
"I didn't make it up, now leave me alone!"
"Yes! Now to stalk that-" Sheep was cut off by a mysterious stranger.
"Shouldn't you two be in your common room by now?" Snape said menacingly coming out of nowhere.
"Um...we...got...lost?"
"Right, I'm sure. Get there now or detention for both of you!"
"Yes, sir," they said in unison, turning for the Ravenclaw common room.
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"Man, we have Potions today!" Two random Ravenclaws whined.
"Ah, we have Potions today...," Maj, Sheep and Jimmy said while rubbing their palms together and smiling mischievously.
"Oh dear God..." Lynx said while making forehead/palm contact. (Otherwise known as a facepalm.)