"Alice where are we going?"
"We're going to-"
-Disney world!"
"Alice you can't go to a sunny place like Florida!" I screamed.
"Do you think I'm stupid?" Alice asked.
"Bells, just believe us. Seriously, they aren't going to have a sunny day for awhile, and when they do we can find something inside to do. We already thought threw this. Now go to bed and when you wake up, we have to take a small road trip before we hit Disney." Emmett added.
"Why?" I asked.
"Bella, there is a thing called a cloud, and when it-" Emmett started.
"NO!!! Not why its not sunny, why are we going on a road trip?"
"Because road trips are cool, and it will be easier to loose Edward."
"NO! I want to see Edward!"
"Too bad, he gets to hog you all the time, and now we want our turn to have you." Said Alice.
"WE ARE GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!" I screamed. I took a deep breath, "look, we have eternity to hang out, but I don't have eternity to have human time with Edward. Why couldn't we do this when I'm changed? All you guys are doing is scaring Edward."
"Because Bella," Said Emmett, "We don't have any patience, and don't want to wait until Eddie changes you. Now, go to sleep, I'll wake you up when our plane lands."
"But what about when we get to the airport." I asked.
"I'll carry you. Bella, you need sleep." Emmett said.
"But-"
"JUST GO TO BED"
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NEXT DAY
"Mmmm... Where am I? Edward? Edward?" I started feeling around the bed. "Edward where are you?!" Then there was some booming laugh. And man was it SCARY! "AHHHH!!!" I tried to sit up, but with my flailing, and the cover raped so tightly around me... I fell out of the bed. "OWWW!"
"Oh my gosh, Bella are you okay?!?!" Alice screamed. "Bellapleaasetellmeyou'reokayI'msosorryIleft youwithEmmett,it',please,pleasedon'ttellEdward." Alice said really fast, it was hard to understand her. ( Bella please tell me you're okay I'm so sorry I left you with Emmett, it'll never happen again. Please, please, please don't tell Edward)
"Hey! I can be left alone with Bella all I want!" Emmett yelled as loud as he could.
"Damn it! Emmett your going me go deaf!" I yelled in frustration covering my ears.
"SHUT UP EMMETT! Bella are you okay?"
"Yes, Alice I'm fine." I said tiredly. Then I threw myself on the bed.
"Bella, be careful!" Alice screamed.
"WHAT?!" I'm now a tired, frustrated, women.
"I need to hunt. You stay here with Emmett."
"You just said you won't leave me alone with Emmett!"
"Damn it Bella! I almost attacked you just now and Emmett stopped me! You have shown we can't leave you alone in the past, so get over it!" She walked out of what appeared to be a hotel room, now that I look around my surrounding, I realized what it was.
"Yeah, she gets moody when she's thirst," Emmett said. "Yawn, this is boring!!"
"Well, you want to do something! I'm too tired to get up, so go get me some water or something," I said as I snuggled into the hotel pillow. Then Emmett handed me a cup.
"We had some stuff just hanging around," Emmett said suspiciously, so I smelled the stuff...EWWW!
"Emmett, I'm under aged! I'm not getting drunk for your amusement!"
"I wanna do something!" Emmett yelled.
"Fine Emmett, you want to do something?!?! Lets call Edward!" I said, I really missed hearing Edwards voice in the morning.
"Prank calls! Awesome idea Bells!" I sighed, and just decided to not argue with him. "Okay, lets call him on the hotel phone." I reached for the phone. "Nope! I'll do it! Just tell me what I should say, or act like, or whatever."
I sighed, "Emmett.." but it was too late – Edward picked up his phone. (I almost stopped here)
(Edward, Emmett, Bella)
Hello?
Is my mommy there, mister? He sounded like a little boy, maybe 3 or 4.
Umm, are you sure you have the right number? Who are you looking for?
My mommy, her name be Isabella Swan. He put his hand over my mouth, to keep me quite.
What?!
Yea, me and daddy misses mommy.
Really?
Yea! Last time mommy was here we no talk cause her and daddy were in their room the WHOLE time! Mommy and daddy must have been really tired...
Your mommy isn't here right now, but I know her well, do you want me to tell her something?
Yea! Tell her we misses her phone-ix. And she left her cloths here, daddy callz it a thwong.
Oh? And whats your daddy's name?
Mike.
Mike, what?
Well, my name be Daniel Newton.
Is your daddy at work?
Yea, why?
I need to-
Edward! Don't believe him!
Who, Bella? The KID you never told me about?!?!
I don't have a kid! It was Emmett! He thought it would be funny to prank call you! You actually thought I had a kid?! And with Mike! Edward! Do you know me at all?!?!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
EMMETT! SHUT UP!
I'm sorry, love. Jealousy got to me. The good news is that we've almost caught up with you. Why can I smell Alice and not you?
She's hunting.
Yeah, dude! And we got to go do more prank callin' to do! Audios, mi brother!
Shut it Emmett! I love you, Edward.
Love you too, babe.
Well, Emmett's being Emmett, so I got to leave. Call you later, or you can call me. Love you.
Love you more.
No! I love you more.
NOOOO! Not the I love you more game!
No, I love you more!
Nu-uh!
Yeah-hu!
No! I love you more!
Love you more!
No! Love you more!
No! Love you more!
Okay! You guys love one another a lot good, bye!
(Kay all thats over)
He pushed the button to hang up the phone.
"Emmett!"
"What?!?! I'm NOT letting you spend your time in North California playing the I love you more game!" Emmett yelled back at me.
"I thought we were going to Florida!"
"It's a pit stop!"
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
Then there was a knock on the hotel door. I stomped over and opened the door to see a room service guy there, "What?!?!"
"Ummmm, a mister," he looked at a card "Edward Cullen called and asked us to give you this," he shoved in a cart full of breakfast food it spelled love you, and then there was some banana's that looked like they were put on there quickly to spell more. "Don't worry about the money, he already paid for it."
"'Kay," I said shocked. I have the best finance EVER!!
"Oh my gosh! Edward is so sweat! He's the best!"
"Hell no! I'm the-"
But I don't care what they say
I'm in love with you
"Hello?!"
"Hey Beautiful," a velvety voice came threw the phone.
"Your the best! I was hungry, and you found a romantic way to get me food without even being here!"
"Who said I'm not here?"
"Really?!?!"
"Yeah..." I ran outside to see Edward leaning against his rental car. Now I realized how little I was wearing, because the cold air hit me. "Bella, are you trying to kill me?" Edward asked with a smile. I ran over to him. He picked me up while hugging me and spinned in a circle, chuckling. He buried his face in my hair, "Gosh Bella, I've missed you so much."
"It's only been a couple of hours, but I've missed you too," I said smiling, and buried my face in his chest.
"Hey, Bella! Want to give Eddie his surprise we got him at the airport?!" I had no idea what Emmett was talking about, but like the idiot I am, I walked into the hotel room. Emmett locked the door.
"EMMETT!!!!" Edward and I screamed.
Back in Forks
"No Mike! I'm doing-"
"EMMETT!" (while she was saying dancing)
"-that night"
Back to the hotel
"Please unlock the door!" Edward said, from outside.
"NOOOOO! You'll take her away!"
Several hours later
"Damn it, Emmett! Now I'm thirsty!" I screeched.
"Well, here, have this." He answered, and like an idiot I gulped it down. The alcohol burned my throat.
"Emmett, you gave me alcohol!"
"YOU WHAT!" Edward screamed.
"Careful, Eddie, don't make the grandma next door suspicious..." Emmett said "And yes, I did Bella. Why, you may ask. Because this trip has been boring, plus that was super strong, soooo... CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO BE DRUNK!!!"
"Ohhh! Edward! Did you know we are going to Disney? AHHHH, it's a fly! Edward help me! It's going to suck my blood! AHHHH! I wish I was a topaz eyed, sparkle vampire!" I fell down "Owww!"
Em POV
OH MY GOSH! This was funny! Bella just tripped.
"Owww! The floor attacked me! HELP ME! Edward! You said you would keep me safe! You don't love me anymore! Why? I love you! Edward? What did I do?!?!"
"Nothing Bella! I love you so much. EMMETT OPEN THE DOOR!" Edward yelled.
"NO!! YOU'LL TAKE HER AWAY" I didn't want him to take her away, she was my little sister, and I haven't been able to see her lately, plus I was having WAY to much fun to stop now.
"Emmett, I promise not to take her away if you OPEN THE DOOR!"
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
"Is Santa a werewolf?" Bella asked out of no where. I opened the door, and Ed-weirdo came running in and picked up Bella.
"My name is not Ed-weirdo," Edward murmured so only I could hear. "Bella why would you ask that, sweetheart? You do know Santa's no longer alive, and if he was, he was, he would certainly not be a smelly, volatile, werewolf."
"But, he lives forever!" then another light went off in Bella's head, "Is he a vampire?!?! I'll leave him some mouton lion blood this year! Because it's Eddie's favorite, and Santa's probable like Edward!" Now that was funny! I howled with laughter. Edward looked insulted that his love compared him to an old dead man, who would break into houses, saying he has something for the kids. It sounded so perverted! "NO! Not like that! Because everyone loves you! Like people who celebrate Christmas love Santa, and those skank-y, whores like Jessica, Lauren, and that slut Ashely who doesn't stop ogling over you! I hate her! I hope she burns in HELL! She's a B-I-T-C-H!"
"I'm sorry you fell so strongly about them love," Edward said, rubbing her back.
"You know, Bella, you basically eye Edward like a piece of meat when you see him in the morning wearing a tight shirt," I said.
"But," Bella said, "I have a right too! He's MINE! MINE, MINE, MINE!" Bella screamed like a little kid, "stupid ugly slut," Bella murmured under her breath.
"Your right, she is ugly, love" Edward said.
"Why does she look at you Edward?!?!" Bella asked sadly, looking like she was about to cry.
"I don't know love, but please, please, please, don't cry. I hate to see you cry," Edward whispered.
"Hey guys, the fair is in town, and I was thinking – WHATS EDWARD DOING HERE?!?!?!" Alice was back.
"He found us, and he's helping me calm down a drunk human," I said, as if it was just any normal thing.
"Bella's drunk?" Alice asked, I nodded, "even better reason to go," she said.
"NO! Just let her sleep!" Edward yelled.
"Only if you leave," Alice said.
"Fine," Edward said, "Love, I have to go, I love you."
"Love you more."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"